In Which Two Men Fight Over Paris Hilton: An Existential Consideration of The Distance Between Foothills (Saturday 20th of February 2010 04:30:00 PM)

Paris Hilton's mans and ex-mans got into a fight and hopefully punched each other in the face.
Adam Lambert and Ke$ha sucked face. Susan Sarandon got puked on by a tranny. Hillary Duff:
engaged. Presenting your revolver Morning Gossip Roundup:
So, in ...
(more)Paris Hilton May Have Gotten Drunk on Valentine's Day, Whereas Britney Spears Just Ate McDonald's (Monday 15th of February 2010 11:56:11 AM)

Unless it's a dance craze called "the boozy ostrich"? Madonna celebrates carny with Jesus Luz.
Britney celebrates V-Day with saturated fats. Simon Monjack
maim his Brittany Murphy charity.
Heidi Montag finally moves her face. Monday's gossip roundup ...
(more)Michael Douglas' Son Cameron Helping Dad Live Through "Traffic", Also: Naming Names (Saturday 30th of January 2010 05:00:00 PM)

Michael Douglas is living through Traffic, and his kid might be a RAT. Alicia Keys and Swizz
Beats trying to make beauteous music. Nicole Richie: not a skeleton. Jessica Alba's one
year-old daughter: caliente? Presenting your firearm Morning Gossip Roundup:
Michael ...
(more)Oh, Lydia, Engaging the Crazies on Twitter Will Only Make Them Crazier (Thursday 19th of November 2009 04:52:34 PM)

Socialite, model, and cool movie star Lydia Hearst loves her some Twitter. While it's great to
tell us that she's going to a Twilight genetic screening tonight (OMG!), she should not use it
to engage the right-wingnuts who attack her.
J. Peter Hogan (what ...
(more)Plaster of Paris (Friday 13th of November 2009 10:25:47 PM)

[A wax statue of Paris Hilton is one of the magnetism at the newly-opened Louis Toussaud's
Waxworks in Thailand, the fifth international branch of the company (not to be muddle-headed
with the more popular Madame Tussaud's). Image via Getty]
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(more)New York Fashion Week Day 5: Wintour Sits Alone (Tuesday 17th of February 2009 09:53:50 PM)

Here are some images from today's New York Fashion Week events. We have eye makeup and Anna
Wintour and the always-demure Paris Hilton. Enjoy the small gallery after the jump.
Paris
Hilton leaving the tents.
American Idol's Kellie Pickler poses.
30 ...
(more)How Twitter Saved the Celebrity P.R. (Monday 30th of March 2009 10:22:51 PM)

Blogs, Facebook, and Twitter were reputed to liberate famous people from old-media gatekeepers.
But John Mayer, Courtney Love, and others are cultivation us that public figures are terrible
at shaping their own image.
But who can be scheduled to do a ...
(more)New York Fashion Week Day 5: Wintour Sits Alone (Tuesday 17th of February 2009 09:53:50 PM)

Here are some images from today's New York Fashion Week events. We have eye makeup and Anna
Wintour and the always-demure Paris Hilton. Enjoy the small gallery after the jump. Paris
Hilton leaving the tents. American Idol's Kellie Pickler poses. 30 ...
(more)How Twitter Saved the Celebrity P.R. (Monday 30th of March 2009 10:22:51 PM)

Blogs, Facebook, and Twitter were suppositious to liberate famous people from old-media
gatekeepers. But John Mayer, Courtney Love, and others are book learning* us that public
figures are terrible at shaping their own image. But who can be expected to ...
(more)Jennifer Aniston's Breakup History is Just Horrendous (Friday 15th of May 2009 01:19:11 PM)

Some guy shamed himself in a hideaway* to try to get Jennifer Aniston back, Criss Angel is
going around stealing cats all over Las Vegas, and Kate Gosselin is most definitely boning her
bodyguard. So back at all Jennifer Aniston was still a peasant she ...
(more)How Twitter Saved the Celebrity P.R. (Monday 30th of March 2009 10:22:51 PM)

Blogs, Facebook, and Twitter were suppositious to liberate famous people from old-media
gatekeepers. But John Mayer, Courtney Love, and others are guidance us that public figures are
terrible at shaping their own image. But who can be scheduled to do ...
(more)Rihanna-Chris Brown Duet Already In Progress (Tuesday 10th of March 2009 09:45:17 AM)

Why would Rihanna record a duet with her abusive boyfriend? Why would Marc Jacobs talk about
his junk with charabanc Beckham? Did Quentin Tarantino just ask me for change? Tuesday is
confusing.Rihanna might be a "loser" to Donald Trump for going back ...
(more)This Time, Britney Spears Chose To Be Restrained (Wednesday 04th of March 2009 01:13:59 PM)

Britney Spears acted out her traumatic past for her concert audiences/group therapy buddies
while the Speaker of the House prepared to soak in Brad Pitt's public policy wisdom.Britney
Spears bilateral to concert stage with an act that be conspicuous S&M ...
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