In Which Two Men Fight Over Paris Hilton: An Existential Consideration of The Distance Between Foothills (Saturday 20th of February 2010 04:30:00 PM)
Paris Hilton's mans and ex-mans got into a fight and hopefully punched each other in the face.
Adam Lambert and Ke$ha sucked face. Susan Sarandon got puked on by a tranny. Hillary Duff:
engaged. Presenting your revolver Morning Gossip Roundup:
So, in ...
(more)Paris Hilton May Have Gotten Drunk on Valentine's Day, Whereas Britney Spears Just Ate McDonald's (Monday 15th of February 2010 11:56:11 AM)
Unless it's a dance craze called "the boozy ostrich"? Madonna celebrates carny with Jesus Luz.
Britney celebrates V-Day with saturated fats. Simon Monjack
maim his Brittany Murphy charity.
Heidi Montag finally moves her face. Monday's gossip roundup ...
(more)Michael Douglas' Son Cameron Helping Dad Live Through "Traffic", Also: Naming Names (Saturday 30th of January 2010 05:00:00 PM)
Michael Douglas is living through Traffic, and his kid might be a RAT. Alicia Keys and Swizz
Beats trying to make beauteous music. Nicole Richie: not a skeleton. Jessica Alba's one
year-old daughter: caliente? Presenting your firearm Morning Gossip Roundup:
Michael ...
(more)Also, Jennifer Aniston May Be Dating Your Thanksgiving Leftovers, Too (Saturday 28th of November 2009 04:45:00 PM)
Jennifer Aniston takes Morocco by....storm? She's dating (or not dating) a camel. Posh Spice
has bunions. Jake Gyllenhaal is special. Courtney Love's greatest hookup ever. Thanksgiving
Dinner at the Waverly Inn. LiLo being LiLo. Presenting your firearm ...
(more)Hilton Clan to Invade Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Thursday 14th of January 2010 10:36:32 AM)
Paris' aunts join the family fameball, Conan invites Dave competitor on his show, Heidi
Montag's boobs almost get her kidnapped, Brian Williams envies Matt Lauer's abs. Thursday's
gossip is one Hilton short of shooting the moon.
Bravo's impending Real ...
(more)Also, Jennifer Aniston May Be Dating Your Thanksgiving Leftovers, Too (Saturday 28th of November 2009 04:45:00 PM)
Jennifer Aniston takes Morocco by....storm? She's dating (or not dating) a camel. Posh Spice
has bunions. Jake Gyllenhaal is special. Courtney Love's greatest hookup ever. Thanksgiving
Dinner at the Waverly Inn. LiLo being LiLo. Presenting your firearm ...
(more)Also, Jennifer Aniston May Be Dating Your Thanksgiving Leftovers, Too (Saturday 28th of November 2009 04:45:00 PM)
Jennifer Aniston takes Morocco by....storm? She's dating (or not dating) a camel. Posh Spice
has bunions. Jake Gyllenhaal is special. Courtney Love's greatest hookup ever. Thanksgiving
Dinner at the Waverly Inn. LiLo being LiLo. Presenting your revolver ...
(more)Woody Allen Is in Love with Carla Bruni (Wednesday 25th of November 2009 04:17:17 PM)
He loves her so much he cast her in his next movie. Rosie O'Donnel's weird date, Courtney Love
in a strip club, and Zac Efron thinks stars are famous. This is the 11:26 Gossip train to New
Haven. All aboard!
Carla Bruni has agreed to appear ...
(more)Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You (Sunday 15th of November 2009 04:30:00 PM)
Paris is back, bitches. Art Garfunkel: kind of a bitch. Ann Landers went to Scores with JFK Jr.
Diane von Furstenburg's been water cooler Pimp Juice. Sammy Sosa: white. Metal weddings: black.
Michael Moore: fat. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup!
Uh-oh. ...
(more)Paris Hilton Gets Halloween Scare from Violent Boyfriend (Monday 02nd of November 2009 04:05:04 PM)
Like the Tim Curry song says, all can happen on Halloween. Paris Hilton can get choked, Real
Housewives can bury the hatchet, Tinsley Mortimer can tape a reality show, Elton John can get
sick. It's Monday morning's leftover gossip candy.
Apparently on ...
(more)Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest (Monday 19th of October 2009 12:58:18 PM)
Whitney Houston had a chest malfunction and forgot about her own album. Paris Hilton craves
shellfish. Akon wants his baby mama to be his Myspace friend. All that and more in your Monday
Morning Gossip Roundup!
Whitney Houston showed up on a British ...
(more)Pam Anderson Makes Child Labor Fashionable (Wednesday 14th of October 2009 10:40:13 AM)
Child labor activists are aiming for Pam Anderson. Rush Limbaugh, shockingly, loves racist
clubs. Jon Gosselin no doubt hates giving up $180,000. And Ashton Kutcher was mean to January
Jones. Good morning! It's your Wednesday morning gossip roundup...
Pamela ...
(more)Doug Reinhardt Gets Paris Hilton an Island to Win Back Her Love (Wednesday 12th of August 2009 12:36:46 PM)
Doug and Paris rekindle their tainted love, Sienna Miller falls for the "Slinky Wizard," Renee
Zellweger and Bradley Cooper play grab-ass, Justin Timberlake buys a house in Greenwich, Paula
Abdul might head to ABC and Russell Brand seeks new love.
Doug ...
(more)Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists (Friday 07th of August 2009 01:05:37 PM)
Brad and Angelina enjoy pool sex, Lady Gaga is a deep-seated hermaphrodite, Constantine
Maroulis gets beat up over Paula Abdul at Ciprianis, Patrick Swayze is recovering nicely,
Britney looks good in a white bikini and Paris and Douglas Reinhardt reunite.
Brad ...
(more)Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier (Saturday 01st of August 2009 03:40:20 PM)
Michael Jackson's doctor is still just as sketchy as before. Tom Cruise will raise your kids
for you. Jude Law's new baby's name, rappers, witches, Heroes, Gossip Girls, and Ashton
Kutcher's fake life. Presenting an epic pistol Morning Gossip Roundup:
Tom ...
(more)Is the Fairytale Marriage of Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Falling Apart? (Wednesday 29th of July 2009 01:33:10 PM)
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are struggling, men are turning against Megan Fox, Bar
Refaeli is boning a "Brazilian playboy" named Ricardo, Kid Rock hates Twitter, Marilyn Manson
issues threats and Kate Beckinsale parties with Eva Longoria and ...
(more)Love For a Victoria's Secret Model Forces Orlando Bloom to Walk Away from the New Pirates Sequel (Monday 27th of July 2009 12:59:25 PM)
Orlando Bloom passes on playing Will Turner to be with his girlfriend, Megan Fox thinks zombies
are sexy, Tara Reid is quite skinny, Paris Hilton claims to have inspired Michael Jackson and
Amy Winehouse almost dies after a binge.
Orlando Bloom, who ...
(more)Kate Major Will Get Exactly What She Wants In Life, And It's Not Jon Gosselin's Soul (Sunday 26th of July 2009 03:00:00 PM)
Former Star newshound* Kate Major's definitely one kind of whore, the other, not so sure.
Whorebaiting gov'nuhs, too! Walter Cronkite, here? Yeah. Also: Frank McCourt. Paris Hilton, the
Chelsea Hotel, some Indie Rock FAIL. Presenting your Sunday Morning ...
(more)Farrah Fawcett, Rumored Again to be Near Death, Accepts Proposal From Ryan O'Neal (Tuesday 23rd of June 2009 01:09:22 PM)
Farrah finally agrees to marry Ryan before she dies, FHM names Megan Fox the hottest woman in
the universe, Paris Hilton finds a new animal to ride, Jake and Reese dress up alike and a Fox
News divorce.
Farrah Fawcett, rumored again to be on her ...
(more)Megan Fox Explains Her Smoldering Disdain for Fat Kids Bearing Flowers (Monday 22nd of June 2009 01:31:57 PM)
Megan Fox cites repose in explaining away the infamous flower incident, Ryan Seacrest is third
world country a Lindsay Lohan reality show, Kate Moss is an in depth pain in the arse
girlfriend, and Katie Lee Joel's new man is shagging fashion editors. ...
(more)The Moon and the Stars Align Perfectly For Lindsay Lohan Once Again (Thursday 18th of June 2009 12:54:49 PM)
Elle is letting LiLo off the hook over the jewels everyone seems convinced that she stole, two
cops try to gift
...
(more)The Megan Fox Topless Photos You've All Been Waiting For (Tuesday 16th of June 2009 12:59:29 PM)
The week she's displaying in a blockbuster film release, nude photos of Megan Fox magically
appear on the internet, Artie Lange is banned from the Tonight Show, Lindsay Lohan goes berserk
in a club, and Paris dishes on boning Ronaldo.
So yeah, it well ...
(more)Kate Gosselin And The Bounce House Of Death (Saturday 13th of June 2009 04:00:52 PM)
Kate Gosselin angrily eats a popsicle,
...
(more)Chris Brown and Rihanna Back Together Again (Friday 12th of June 2009 01:08:58 PM)
Chris Brown and Rihanna attend Game 4 of the NBA Finals, Paris Hilton has a raunchy rebound
hookup with soccer star Ronaldo, Paul Shaffer almost played George Costanza on Seinfeld, Megan
Fox has genetically-deformed thumbs and Madonna adopts another African.
Oh ...
(more)Paris Hilton's Tainted Goods Are Back on the Market (Thursday 11th of June 2009 12:29:40 PM)
Paris Hilton dumps her toolish boyfriend, Shia LaBeouf issues a aside to let everyone know he's
not boning his mother, car Beckham's nipples tour London, Jessica Alba is under search for
vandalism, and Jeremy Piven delude about mercury poisoning.
After ...
(more)Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots for Breakfast (Wednesday 03rd of June 2009 12:45:38 PM)
Today in superstar fluff: Amy Winehouse is a morning drinker, Eminem was robbed, Lindsay Lohan
storms through London, Simon Cowell reaches out to help Susan Boyle, Lily Allen has a nip slip,
and Paris Hilton may get married this summer.
The Daily Mail ...
(more)Britney Rocks Britain With Decadent Sex Parties (Tuesday 02nd of June 2009 12:00:03 PM)
Britney is planned parenthood the "filthiest aftershow party" to ever hit the UK, Lady Gaga
wants to bang all the Jonas Brothers at the same time, Lindsay Lohan is seeking to enter
fashion as a "creative consultant," and the Susan Boyle crazy failure ...
(more)Todd and Sarah Palin Offered Bristol a New Car To Dump Levi Johnston (Friday 29th of May 2009 11:59:51 AM)
Todd offered Bristol a new ride to get her to dump Levi, Spencer Pratt is the "King of Weed,"
Paris Hilton thinks that The Hills is "so lame and fake," Kate Hudson is door-to-door road
warrior with the Yankees to bone A-Rod, and Susan Boyle ...
(more)Lily Allen Dismisses Susan Boyle as Just Another Pretty Face (Wednesday 27th of May 2009 12:14:14 PM)
Lily Allen trashes Susan Boyle on Twitter, Jon and Kate face the "dark side of reality," Kelly
Bensimon is annoying the shit out of people all over the place, Katherine Heigl got fired from
another project for being a diva, and Tori obscure looks horrendous ...
(more)Paris Hilton is the Worst Neighbor in the World (Tuesday 19th of May 2009 11:23:33 AM)
Paris Hilton's next-door neighbor offered her landlord money to throw her ass into the street,
Mel Gibson has definitely knocked up his Russian girlfriend/mistress, and A-Rod is boning
romantic comedy actress Kate Hudson. You want to know how to tell ...
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