Paris Hilton May Have Gotten Drunk on Valentine's Day, Whereas Britney Spears Just Ate McDonald's (Monday 15th of February 2010 11:56:11 AM)
Unless it's a dance craze called "the boozy ostrich"? Madonna celebrates carny with Jesus Luz.
Britney celebrates V-Day with saturated fats. Simon Monjack
maim his Brittany Murphy charity.
Heidi Montag finally moves her face. Monday's gossip roundup ...
(more)Heidi Montag's album sells less than 1,000 copies (Thursday 21st of January 2010 12:15:00 AM)
Despite her huge plastic tits and sexually-charged lyrics, Heidi Montag's new album cursory
couldn't even sell 1,000 copies. And if that's not conversible enough, she dropped her entire
life's savings into it because she had her brain replaced wit ...read ...
(more)Hilton Clan to Invade Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Thursday 14th of January 2010 10:36:32 AM)
Paris' aunts join the family fameball, Conan invites Dave competitor on his show, Heidi
Montag's boobs almost get her kidnapped, Brian Williams envies Matt Lauer's abs. Thursday's
gossip is one Hilton short of shooting the moon.
Bravo's impending Real ...
(more)I had nothing to do with this. (Tuesday 24th of November 2009 06:20:00 PM)
Heidi Montag released her unfortunately-named single "Superficial" today and exceptionally uses
the word "bitch" in the chorus despite her Puritan habits of fake tits and sharing a bed with a
homosexual: "They say I'm superficial, some call me a.. ...read ...
(more)So this is what Armageddon looks like... (Friday 30th of October 2009 04:55:00 AM)
If Heidi & Spencer dressed up as Jon & Kate Gosselin didn't just open the doorway to Satan's
fiery butthole, then frankly, folks, I don't think all will. Except for maybe me cerebration
"Damn, Kate Gosselin kinda looks hot... ...read full
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(more)Heidi Montag wore a bikini again (Tuesday 25th of August 2009 06:15:00 PM)
If you didn't suspect there'd be another set of Heidi and Spencer on the beach in the Bahamas,
clearly you're a naive soul blissfully unaware of the dark evils of this world. But, on the
bright side, I realized... ...read full
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(more)Heidi Montag in a bikini (Tuesday 25th of August 2009 05:00:00 AM)
Since there's a beach in the Bahamas, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt took some time over the
weekend to partake in one of their horribly canned photo shoots, and 1995 by houghton mifflin
harcourt publishing company. published by houghton mifflin harcourt ...
(more)Heidi Montag rehearses her 'music' (Sunday 23rd of August 2009 10:15:00 PM)
Here's Heidi Montag rehearsing in the Bahamas on Friday and rod for her act at tonight's 2009
Miss Universe Pageant, and you know what I love most about these pics? No audio. Say what you
want about Heidi, but... ...read full
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(more)Heidi Montag is a pain in Miss Universe's ass (Thursday 20th of August 2009 05:10:00 PM)
Seen here practicing yesterday for the Miss Universe Pageant, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
have been gigantic pains in the anus for pageant officials, according to regulation to Page
Six: She's appointed to perform at the Miss Universe Pageant at the... ...
(more)Heidi Montag in Playboy (Friday 14th of August 2009 06:45:00 PM)
Because everyone knows Christ loves him some tasteful porn, here's Heidi Montag posing for the
September issue of Playboy, and I pretty much feel like I'm reading the Bible right now. Mostly
because I don't believe any of this... ...read full story
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(more)Milla Jovovich's hotness is debatable and other news (Friday 24th of July 2009 04:00:00 AM)
- Paris Hilton's asinine claim that Michael Jackson named his girl after her DEBUNKED.
[Celebslam] - Taylor Lautner totally dumped Selena Gomez for his ex Sara Hicks. -- So that's
what it's like to write for Tiger Beat. [Lainey... ...read full
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(more)Heidi & Spencer are 'End Times' prophets now (Wednesday 01st of July 2009 10:00:00 PM)
After attractive social pariahs thanks to their shenanigans on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Outta
Here!, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have officially taken the final dive into mature sacred
hysteria. The two appeared on connivance nutjob Alex Jo ...read ...
(more)Heidi Montag showering herself off in a bikini (Sunday 14th of June 2009 11:30:00 PM)
Had I known Heidi Montag was going to pose in her bikini in Costa Rica yesteryear I
superficially would've laid off the bikini shots while posting about her lame as all hell
Playboy shoot. But these are trials of... ...read full
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(more)Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot is Jesus-friendly (Saturday 13th of June 2009 09:00:00 PM)
Heidi Montag's approaching Playboy spread is officially the most pointless thing in the world,
by the book to TMZ: Heidi said notwithstanding she exposed a lot of skin during the shoot, she
still covered up the bull's-eyes on her moneymakers. She... ...
(more)Heidi Montag hospitalized after being 'tortured' (Sunday 07th of June 2009 04:35:00 PM)
Welcome to Bullshit Island! Here's the latest Speidi-centered ballyhoo stunt from I'm a
Celebrity... Get Me out of Here!, and this time it involves tales of alleged torture and Heidi
Montag being hospitalized after convulsive vomiting. I like every ...read ...
(more)Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots for Breakfast (Wednesday 03rd of June 2009 12:45:38 PM)
Today in superstar fluff: Amy Winehouse is a morning drinker, Eminem was robbed, Lindsay Lohan
storms through London, Simon Cowell reaches out to help Susan Boyle, Lily Allen has a nip slip,
and Paris Hilton may get married this summer.
The Daily Mail ...
(more)Heidi Montag wants to eat kangaroo penis. Her words. (Monday 01st of June 2009 07:45:00 PM)
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are competing in NBC's I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! and
while talking to People, Heidi wants the world to know she's willing to eat a kangaroo penis.
Even though nobody really asked... ...read full story
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(more)Heidi Montag really will put anything in her mouth (Sunday 24th of May 2009 11:00:00 PM)
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(more)Heidi Montag in a bikini (Thursday 30th of April 2009 11:30:00 PM)
Since I just posted about fake breasts and dumb, what better follow-up than Heidi Montag in a
bikini? Here she is on her honeymoon in Mexico, and of course, even then she's still posing for
pics. Seriously, I bet... ...read full
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(more)Lindsay Lohan shares her dieting secrets (Wednesday 29th of April 2009 11:15:00 PM)
- Lindsay Lohan"s weight loss secret: Adderall! And yet somehow she can't find work. Amazing.
[Lainey Gossip] - Heidi Montag is seeing posing for Playboy, and Spencer is truly brokering the
deal. Hey, if he's not going to look... ...read full
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(more)Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt get married. Legitimately. (Sunday 26th of April 2009 07:00:00 PM)
Despite a failed attempt (Read: Obvious puffery stunt.) in December, Heidi Montag and Spencer
Pratt walked down the aisle yesteryear and were married at Westminster Presbyterian Church in
Pasadena. Naturally, the whole thing was taped and is curren ...read ...
(more)Heidi & Spencer: America's Punching Bag (Friday 24th of April 2009 09:30:00 PM)
- Heidi and Spencer shill themselves out in front of a green screen. the net* exploitation
occurs. [Videogum] - Robert Pattinson's early made-for-TV movie days. Now I see how he was so
prepared for Twilight. ZING! -- I'll be avoiding... ...read full ...
(more)Heidi Montag still raping/murdering music (Friday 10th of April 2009 09:00:00 PM)
Here's Heidi Montag filming her new video last night for "Your Love Found Me." And by filming I
mean she stood outside a diner while Spencer held a video camera, so you know it's gonna be
awesome. That said,... ...read full
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(more)Spencer Pratt, Jesus can see you (Wednesday 25th of February 2009 10:15:00 PM)
Because a guy with a camera told her to, Heidi Montag bought Spencer Pratt a 68 Camaro as an
early wedding gift. Like any douche worth his weight in high tops, he thanked her by pretending
to have sex... ...read full story
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(more)Heidi & Spencer just sold you out, GOP (Monday 19th of January 2009 06:30:00 PM)
During the 2008 Election, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were good little gold-diggers and
shilled for Sarah Palin. Well, here's pics of Chins and Douchebeard giving President-elect
Obama the love, in case any Republicans out there in truth liked them ...
(more)Heidi & Spencer banned from The Hills after-party (And other celebrinanigans) (Wednesday 24th of December 2008 06:00:00 PM)
- Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt were barred from The Hills wrap party at Butter after the
taping of the season finale. When the fake fakers who fake your fake lives don't want you
around, you should expediently do thing de facto real - like ...
(more)Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin wish death upon each other (Tuesday 23rd of December 2008 07:15:00 PM)
- Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin have started openly feuding on the set of 30 Rock. In related news,
I just settled a bet with myself to see if I could post the most boring gossip item ever. I
win! [Star]
- Heidi & Spencer's ...
(more)Heidi & Spencer faked their marriage (Wednesday 17th of December 2008 08:30:00 PM)
Apparently, the epic volumes of fake exuded from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt has caused
the customer's broker Press, an actual legitimate news source, to investigate the legality of
their nuptials. In a teaser for the fourth season of The Hills, ...
(more)Tom Cruise's career is way more f-cked than anyone ever realized (Tuesday 09th of December 2008 06:30:00 PM)
Tom Cruise plausibly spent last night crying in the strong, tender arms of David Beckham.
Somehow, the former most puissant midget in Hollywood was roped into appearing on The Hills
After Show and asked to give similarity advice to Spencer Pratt who ...
(more)Heidi Montag's mom accuses Spencer Pratt of drugging her daughter (Thursday 04th of December 2008 02:00:00 PM)
Chins McJugs' mother Darlene is throwing a hissy fit in the pages of Us Weekly and claims
Spencer Pratt drugged Heidi which caused her to elope. Darlene gives the connubiality six
months and, God willing, will turn her anger into premeditated murder:
"He's ...
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