Heidi & Spencer's tabloid deal reveals I want them to get hit by a bus full of ninja monkeys (Friday 02nd of May 2008 07:15:00 PM)
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are world-renown for being the fakest conglomeration of
asshats in the history of chicanery. To further prove that point, Star has broken the news that
Heidi and Spencer orchestrated their break-up, reunion and even conjugality ...
(more)Heidi Montag flaps her monster yap on Letterman (Thursday 01st of May 2008 09:30:00 PM)
Heidi Montag stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman* last night (video after the jump)
where she expanded on the revived rumors about Lauren Conrad's sex tape. While looking like
Barbie's sister with Extra Chin Power, Heidi went through her usual ...
(more)Spencer Pratt is a douche sandwich served with douche fries and a slice of douche pie ala douche (Thursday 24th of April 2008 03:40:00 PM)
Heidi Montag's endorsement of John McCain scored her an invitation to the White House
Correspondents Gala as a guest of MSNBC. Things were all set to go until Spencer, who wasn't
invited, stepped in as her manager and started making demands, gospel ...
(more)Heidi Montag's piehole is a portal of dumb (Monday 21st of April 2008 09:10:00 PM)
Heidi Montag unveiled her new feathers line Heidiwood at Kitson over the weekend. For those
of you who haven't seen it, I posted about it a week ago and, it's really stunning stuff. I'm
talking the general eloquence of a $5 hooker that you'd think ...
(more)Heidi & Spencer getting their own show... whoops (Friday 18th of April 2008 06:00:00 PM)
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will reasonably have their own show on MTV. I now feel really
bad about posting moving pictures of them. In fact, I'm just compounding that right now with
this post. So stupid! But then I heard Spencer's pitch for the ...
(more)Heidi Montag isn't registered to vote (GASP!) (Monday 07th of April 2008 08:35:00 PM)
Heidi Montag squeezed her fake tits into the lobbyist arena last week by endorsing Senator
John McCain. Since then the folks over at Radar Online have made a startling discovery: Heidi
isn't registered to vote:
At least not proper to voter registration ...
(more)John McCain: Heidi Montag is a 'talented actress' (Thursday 03rd of April 2008 10:00:00 PM)
John McCain is seriously, I can't fucking believe it, de facto running with the Heidi Montag
endorsement. Clearly he's never seen The Hills despite exclusively telling Time's Swampland
Blog yesterday that he never misses an episode. To prove my point, ...
(more)Heidi Montag gets political (Wednesday 02nd of April 2008 09:25:00 PM)
At long last Heidi Montag has endorsed a candidate for president. Us Weekly has the exclusive
news on who America's phoniest belle wants to lead our country to greatness:
"I'm a Republican
and McCain has a lot of experience," she explains.
What Pratt, ...
(more)Heidi Montag needs look-alikes for fashion show (Thursday 27th of March 2008 04:00:00 PM)
Heidi Montag is launching her new fashion line. It's called Heidiwood (Not even touching
that.) and will debut next month. In the meantime, Heidi needs nine girls that look like her to
help model the clothes. Although, judging by Heidi's chin, dudes ...
(more)Spencer Pratt has an advice column? How the hell... (Wednesday 26th of March 2008 09:00:00 PM)
The brainiacs at Radar Online have decided to give Spencer Pratt his own advice column that
will run every Tuesday. It's indulged "Yo Spencer." If your head didn't just explode in sheer
rage, here's an excerpt from his latest column where Spencer talks ...
(more)Heidi Montag's video debuts big on iTunes (Wednesday 13th of February 2008 08:55:00 PM)
Somehow Heidi Montag's video "Higher" reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 100. It's official. The
terrorists have won. In the meantime, Heidi had initially said she was thrilled people
commented on the video but in reality she drowned her fake breasts in ...
(more)Heidi Montag appreciates your comments (Wednesday 06th of February 2008 07:55:00 PM)
Heidi Montag, seen here shopping mall at Rumor's yesterday, responded to the comments about
her new music video. While most people now fully grasp the artistic stylings of Paris Hilton,
Heidi was happy for the feedback, according to regulation to People:
“I ...
(more)Heidi Montag finds happiness with fake breasts (Wednesday 26th of September 2007 06:55:00 PM)
Heidi Montag confirmed that she had breast augmentation and rhinoplasty surgery in April.
For those of you keeping score at home, Heidi got choppers* and a nose job. The reality star
gave an exclusive audience to Us glossy about the experience:
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