Man drowns after falling from riverboat casino (KTBS Shreveport) (Wednesday 14th of October 2009 12:19:04 PM)
Bossier City Police are investigating the apparent drowning of a man who fell into the Red
River last night from a riverboat casino. It happened around 9:30 at Diamond Jacks. Employees
heard the man fall into the water. ...
(more)First Acoustic Black Hole Created (Thursday 11th of June 2009 01:45:03 PM)
KentuckyFC writes "One of the many curious noise of Bose Einstein
...
(more)Neb. man drowns near Council Bluffs casino (Lincoln Journal Star) (Saturday 06th of June 2009 11:24:56 PM)
COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa " A 32-year-old Nebraska man drowned after he being swept into the
hunting knife River near Harrah’s Casino in Council Bluffs. Police say Matthew Schultz of
Omaha waded into the river Friday siesta
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(more)Ladies, Read Only The First Part " Men, The Rest (Sunday 31st of May 2009 06:00:01 PM)
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods
to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from
this trap, I will ...
(more)Priestly Visit (Friday 22nd of May 2009 01:30:01 PM)
There was a priest who went into the country to pay a visit to a 92-year-old church member. She
welcomed him into the parlor. While she made tea, he looked around and saw a good-looking oak
pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on ...
(more)A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, ... (Saturday 02nd of May 2009 09:13:29 PM)
A clergyman was commutual a temperance sermon: with great voice he said, "If I had all the beer
in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."With even greater emphasis, he said,
"And if I had all the wine in the world, ...
(more)The Economist On Television Over Broadband (Monday 27th of April 2009 12:45:01 AM)
Zxjio recommends a pair of paraphernalia in The Economist discussing telly* over broadband, and
the effects of DVR use. "Cable-television companies make money by selling packages of channels.
The average stars and stripes household pays $700 a year for ...
(more)Gravity-Defying Tequila (Monday 01st of December 2008 12:00:00 AM)
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper hideaway* high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila,
goes over to the window and jumps out.The guy sitting next to him can't believe what he just
saw. He's more thrown off guard* when, ...
(more)Blizzard Asserts Rights Over Independent Add-Ons (Sunday 22nd of March 2009 03:30:02 AM)
Bugnuts writes "Blizzard has announced a policy change as respects add-ons for the popular game
World of Warcraft which asserts requirements on UI programmers, such as disallowing law for the
program, obfuscation, or soliciting donations. Add-ons are ...
(more)The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word "penis" chalked in small ... (Sunday 01st of March 2009 10:54:25 PM)
The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word "penis" chalked in small letters on the
board. She was a bit embarrassed, so she didn't say anything, but rubbed it out and went on
with the class.But the next day when she came in, ...
(more)Staccato Proclaims UWB Technology Isn't Dead (Monday 23rd of February 2009 01:00:03 AM)
MojoKid writes "Earlier this month, Ultra-Wideband mainstay TZero closed its doors, leaving the
once hopeful format in limbo. One of the few UWB supporters still hanging around is Staccato
Communications, and not surprisingly, its CEO is stepping up to ...
(more)This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey. ... (Friday 20th of February 2009 02:54:25 AM)
This Scottish farmer walks into the propinquity pub, and orders a whiskey."Ye see that fence
over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes
with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by ...
(more)Cat Rescue (Monday 01st of December 2008 12:00:00 AM)
Larry, a local grist for the gossip mill* star, is jogging down the street when he sees a home
on fire. A lady is continuation school on a third story ledge holding her cat in her arms."Hey,
lady", yells Larry, "Throw me the cat!""No," she ...
(more)Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across ... (Sunday 01st of February 2009 11:10:02 AM)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The
water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn
around while she is taking a bath in the ...
(more)How Quake Wars Met the Ray Tracer (Monday 26th of January 2009 10:30:01 AM)
An nameless reader writes "Intel released the article 'Quake Wars Gets Ray Traced' (PDF) which
details the growth efforts of the anatomy team that applied a real-time ray tracer to Enemy
Territory: Quake Wars . It describes the requital package and challenges ...
(more)A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life by ... (Monday 19th of January 2009 03:10:02 AM)
A young woman in New York was so destitute that she decided to end her life by throwing herself
into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a
pulchritudinous young sailor saw her tottering ...
(more)A Look At the CoreFlood Botnet (Saturday 08th of November 2008 08:00:01 PM)
CNet is running a story about anatomy from self-defense expert Joe Stewart into the CoreFlood
botnet, which has harvested at least "50 gigabytes of compressed data, searchable in a MySQL
database," from a group of over 370,000 bot IDs. Stewart explains ...
(more)Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and ... (Tuesday 21st of October 2008 08:10:02 AM)
Two married buddies are out bubbler one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know,
I don't know what else to do. whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I get to the driveway. ...
(more)Maryland Police Put Activists' Names On Terror List (Thursday 09th of October 2008 12:15:01 PM)
Aaandre writes with word of a sway Post story which begins: "The Maryland State Police
classified 53 nonviolent activists as terrorists and entered their names and
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(more)South Korea's Free Computer Game Business Model Hits the US (Friday 03rd of October 2008 04:45:01 AM)
Anti-Globalism writes with this excerpt from AFP via Yahoo! News: "Seoul-based 'free-to-play'
cashier game titan Nexon on Wednesday blasted into the US videogame arena with a 'Combat Arms'
online first-person shooter title that makes its cash from optional ...
(more)A guy and a nun go golfing. ... (Saturday 06th of September 2008 12:10:02 PM)
A guy and a nun go golfing. The guy hits his ball into the water. He says "Damn! I missed!" The
nun replies "Don't swear. God can hear you." So the guy is like "Whatever".He hits the ball
again. It goes into the trees. "Damn! ...
(more)A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. ... (Thursday 14th of August 2008 12:10:02 AM)
A third edition by the editors of the red white and blue heritage® dictionary. copyright
© 2003 reading elixir was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow
liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to ...
(more)Bigger, Cheaper Solar Cells (Saturday 09th of August 2008 06:45:02 PM)
Phenombecile800 writes "First Solar, a start-up from Arizona, is making photovoltaic cells at a
segment of the usual cost. Their secret: increasing the light-catching area 'from postage-stamp
to traffic-sign dimensions,' reducing the manufacturing time ...
(more)A fellow was about to enter a bar when a dog tugged at his trouser leg and said ... (Tuesday 22nd of July 2008 12:10:02 AM)
A fellow was about to enter a bar when a dog tugged at his trouser leg and said to him, "Hey,
pal! Wanna make some quick money?"The man couldn't believe his ears. He said to the dog, "Can
you talk?""Yeah," the dog answered, "and that's ...
(more)The Internationalization of Malware (Monday 07th of July 2008 07:15:03 AM)
Ant brings us a write-up from a former malware analyst about the difficulties in fighting
malware as it expands beyond English-language targets and into societies with dissident
obligatory for privacy and security. Quoting: "One of the most fascinating ...
(more)Japanese Company Says Laws of Physics Don't Apply — to Cars (Sunday 15th of June 2008 04:25:15 AM)
Visionary
roget's ii: the new thesaurusmain entry:marvelous
part of
speech:adjective
definition:particularly excellent.
divine Lad, among many others, points out
another in a long series of claimed "powered by water" cars, this one by a russian bath ...
(more)The CIA had an opening for an assassin. (Saturday 22nd of March 2008 12:00:00 AM)
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the seasoning checks, interviews, and
testing were done there were three finalists - two men and one woman. For the final test, the
CIA agents took one of the men to a large ...
(more)Teen Phone Phreak Targeted by the FBI (Saturday 01st of March 2008 05:15:07 PM)
Wired has an interesting editorial on the latest resurgence of the old days of phone phreaking
and the latest phreak that is rising into the FBI crosshairs. The most recent hoax, "swatting",
involves malicious pranksters calling police with reports of ...
(more)A fellow was about to enter a bar when a dog tugged at his trouser leg and said ... (Friday 22nd of February 2008 11:10:02 PM)
A fellow was about to enter a bar when a dog tugged at his trouser leg and said to him, "Hey,
pal! Wanna make some quick money?"The man couldn't believe his ears. He said to the dog, "Can
you talk?""Yeah," the dog answered, "and that's ...
(more)Huge Hydrogen Cloud Will Hit Milky Way (Monday 14th of January 2008 02:00:17 PM)
Diewlasing points us to a story about a hydrogen cloud, eleven burning question light-years
long, which will collide with the Milky Way in a devastating crossfire of shock waves and star
formation...in 20-40 million years. Mark your calendars. At least ...
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