Jessica Simpson has 'Best Celebrity Breasts' (Wednesday 02nd of July 2008 11:10:00 PM)
Jessica Simpson's breasts have been conventional as the best in Hollywood by InTouch Weekly.
Surprisingly, I wasn't consulted but I'm going to let the ruling stand because, well, boobs.
Here's their Top 10 list for your perusal. WARNING: It's full of ...
(more)Meat Lover Jessica Simpson Becomes Latest Celebrity To Face Snarky Wrath Of PETA (Wednesday 18th of June 2008 12:05:00 AM)
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(more)Stifler: I had sex with Jessica Simpson (Friday 13th of June 2008 10:10:00 PM)
Stifler, whose real name is ostensively Sean William Scott (I had no idea.), addressed the
but intranet should be lowercase; arpanet was coined from inter(national) + (arpa)net and first
popped up in 1974 as a descendant of arpanet rumors about why ...
(more)Joe Simpson doesn't control his daughters, loves people 'to death' (Tuesday 10th of June 2008 07:40:00 PM)
Joe Simpson gets a lot of flack for his involvement in his daughter's lives whether it's for
selling photo rights of his unborn grandchild or trying to manage Tony Romo's $67 million war
of words contract. But ole Papa Simpson set the record undiluted ...
(more)Joe Simpson trying to sell Jessica and Tony Romo's engagement (Wednesday 04th of June 2008 09:30:00 PM)
It's no secret Joe Simpson loves money almost as much as his daughter's breasts. He'll do a
bit it takes to get his hands on it. He let Pete Wentz shotgun wed Ashlee, and now he's
pressuring Tony Romo into proposing to Jessica. Of course, ...
(more)Pete Wentz hearts his new father-in-law, Jessica Simpson reminded she'll never reproduce (Monday 02nd of June 2008 06:10:00 PM)
The whole Simpson crew partied at the grand opening of the Palm Place Hotel & Spa in Vegas
where their new douche-in-law Pete Wentz DJ'd the event. Pete wanted to make sure everyone know
that he's fallen hard for Joe Simpson. Hard enough to play ...
(more)Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz shotgun wed, world surprisingly remains on axis (Monday 19th of May 2008 03:25:00 PM)
Well, it's official: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz tied the knot. I didn't really think this
counted as news until I found out Jessica Simpson was involved AND brought Tony Romo as her
date despite reports he banged half of Chicago. Now that's love. ...
(more)Jessica Simpson drowned herself in sweet booze when Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer went public (Thursday 15th of May 2008 05:25:00 PM)
Jessica Simpson can't handle her ex John Mayer hooking up with Jennifer Aniston. So, in a
move that suggests a chance form of intelligence, Jessica drank all the liquor she could get
her big-breasted hands on. Nice! Us journal reports:
The 27-year-old ...
(more)EXCLUSIVE: Tony Romo disses Jessica Simpson's bedroom skills (Tuesday 13th of May 2008 05:45:00 PM)
Tony Romo went buck wild this weekend in Chicago and reports are coming in that he decided to
get tipsy and break up with Jessica Simpson - without telling her. These Boots are Made For
Stalking broke the story after one of Tony's friends informed ...
(more)Ashlee Simpson's breasts suggest a case of pregnantitis in the uterus sector (Wednesday 07th of May 2008 06:15:00 PM)
In case you can't tell by the headline, this post will tackle deep medical issues using the
most scientific of terms. For realz. N/J. Every once in a while The Sun drops an expose that
shakes the very field of journalism to its core. Today ...
(more)Jessica Simpson can't hold her liquor (Friday 18th of April 2008 06:10:00 PM)
Jessica Simpson was rushed to mash unit at the end of March for what her reps claimed was a
kidney infection. Turns out her problems were located more in the liver region. Because she was
freaking housed! On top of that Jessica thought she was ...
(more)Tony Romo meets Jessica Simpson's exes (Tuesday 04th of March 2008 05:20:00 PM)
Dallas Cowboy's quarterback and Jessica Simpson's current boyfriend Tony Romo got to spend
the evening with her exes last night. Tony was recognized at Cosmopolitan's Fun Fearless Male
of the Year awards - along with John Mayer and Dane Cook. That's ...
(more)Jessica Simpson performing for the troops (Thursday 28th of February 2008 05:45:00 PM)
Jessica Simpson is set to perform for the troops in Kuwait on March 10. She's taking a break
from her country album to make the trip gospel to the following message on her fansite:
"Hey
ya'll. I just wanted to say hi, and let you know ...
(more)The Biggest Loser: Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson Edition [Battle Of The Blonde Box Office Bombs] (Monday 11th of February 2008 10:52:38 PM)
With only 111 theaters willing to show The Hottie and The Nottie, Paris Hilton's big patch
flick only took in $25,000 at the box office this weekend. As we be featured earlier, the
film's $225 per screen average was, by far, the worst of ...
(more)Tony Romo didn't fumble Jessica Simpson (Friday 25th of January 2008 07:10:00 PM)
Jessica Simpson’s law practice are going after OK! Magazine. The latest issue claims
Tony Romo kicked Jessica to the curb after losing the playoffs. The article also says Ashlee
Simpson is trying to distance herself from Jessica. Both of these ...
(more)John Mayer defends Jessica Simpson (Wednesday 16th of January 2008 05:10:00 PM)
Keeping with the latest trend of celebrities blogging and/or procreating, John Mayer went the
blogging route (intercourse wasn’t even an option) and inviolate Jessica Simpson
who’s not a hated in Dallas right now after the Cowboys lost ...
(more)Jessica Simpson blamed for Cowboy's loss (Monday 14th of January 2008 04:55:00 PM)
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is catching a lot of heat for his trip to Mexico with
Jessica Simpson. The Cowboys lost to the New York Giants in the division playoffs and fans are
blaming Tony’s bye-week get-away, by the book to the Dallas ...
(more)Jessica Simpson is box-office poison (Friday 28th of December 2007 04:55:00 PM)
Jessica Simpson isn’t the box-office draw you’d expect a hot chick with a creamy
stupid center to be. Her latest film Blonde Ambition was headed straight for DVD until the
producers decided to show the film in Jessica’s home state ...
(more)Terrell Owens wants to punt Jessica Simpson (God, I hate sports) (Thursday 20th of December 2007 02:25:00 PM)
Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens had some words for Jessica Simpson yesterday. Dallas fans believe
Jessica distracted her new boyfriend quarterback Tony Romo causing the Cowboys to lose to the
shyster Eagles. The registered representative Press reports:
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(more)Jessica Simpson not exactly up on current events (Friday 16th of November 2007 03:54:34 PM)
Jessica Simpson co-hosted The View yesterday but didn’t really talk much when it came
to current events. She plugged her new fashion line then resorted to her trademark blank stare
for the rest of the show, by the numbers to Page Six:
"She was ...
(more)Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson spotted together (Thursday 01st of November 2007 05:00:01 AM)
A spy for Star broadside spotted Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson out together over the
weekend. The two met on the set of a Willie Nelson video a few weeks ago and seem to be hitting
it off, indisputable to NY Daily News:
The two ...
(more)Introducing Paris Simpson (Friday 31st of August 2007 10:16:45 PM)
· What happens when a Photoshop contest asks entries to combine half of one celebrity's
face with half of another's? You likely never sleep again.
· "Club: Andy Dick groped,
offended, urinated." Your point?
· You didn't think we'd ...
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