John McCain meets Tina Fey's Sarah Palin (Sunday 02nd of November 2008 03:00:00 PM)
Before we dive into today's posting, did everyone recollect to set your clock backs? If you
didn't, congratulations, you can smoke/drink/pray to the Baby Jesus your face off for another
hour because you're ahead of the game!
The Superficial: We're Like ...
(more)Spencer Pratt hearts gay marriage (Friday 24th of October 2008 10:15:00 PM)
To all the readers who thought Spencer Pratt is gay, give yourselves a big ol' pat on the
back. Turns out that, despite their staunch Republican upbringing, Heidi and Spencer are huge
supporters of same-sex marriage. Especially Spencer. The guy loves ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan calls Sarah Palin a 'media obsessed homophobe' (Monday 15th of September 2008 09:30:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan continues to politically blog and this time takes Sarah Palin to task for her
views on homosexuality. Lindsay also uses her MySpace blog to endorse Barack Obama who I'm
willing to bet money heard the news and responded with "Aw hell no.":
I ...
(more)Anne Hathaway, Raffaello Follieri and John McCain are on a boat... (Thursday 11th of September 2008 10:00:00 PM)
Anne Hathaway's ex Raffaello Follieri pled guilty yore to fraud after he pretended to be a
CFO for the Vatican and bilked investors out of money. Today, he began repaying the power as
part of his plea bargain and - wait a minute - who's ...
(more)Russell Brand offered hosting duties for next year's VMAs (Wednesday 10th of September 2008 03:00:00 PM)
British jokester Russell Brand has been asked to host the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards after
giving the network a 20% ratings bump over last year's show. However, he's llc.cite this source
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(more)Jamie Lynn Spears sends baby gift to Bristol Palin (Wednesday 03rd of September 2008 08:30:00 PM)
Nobody knows more than Jamie Lynn Spears about being a youngster in the public fame while
you're carrying the child of your retarded redneck lover. In an act of support, Jamie Lynn sent
a baby gift to Bristol Palin the bumped 17-year-old female son ...
(more)Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant (Tuesday 02nd of September 2008 03:00:00 PM)
The 17-year-old offspring of John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin (a.k.a. head
MILFalicious) is reportedly five months pregnant. The McCain warfare revealed the news to rebut
rampant rumors that gubernatorial leader Palin's infant son is in truth ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan: Political Blogger (Tuesday 02nd of September 2008 11:30:00 PM)
Taking time off from having gross lesbian sex with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan threw her
hat into the influence peddlers radio-frequency spectrum today by using her MySpace blog to
tackle the prevalent topic of Bristol Palin's pregnancy. I guess ...
(more)GEORGEA KOVANIS: Southgate designer's swimsuit in Paris' video (Detroit Free Press) (Sunday 17th of August 2008 08:47:25 AM)
What ties John McCain and Paris Hilton to metro Detroit? A leopard-print swimsuit! In her
clever popular spoof striking back at John McCain for making fun of her, Paris Hilton wears a
swimsuit by a local designer! (To see the video, go to www.funnyordie.com ...
(more)Angelina Jolie to endorse a presidential candidate, world waits with bated breath, I eat a sandwich (Monday 11th of August 2008 06:45:00 PM)
First, the world waited to see the first photos of Angelina Jolie's newborn twins. Now, we
wait to see who she'll endorse to be executive of the United States. My God, how much power
does this woman have? How do we know her breasts aren't ...
(more)Paris Hilton Reveals Campaign Platform: Line of T-Shirts at Kitson (Friday 08th of August 2008 06:00:00 PM)
Some things are simply too fragile for this world, and so it goes with our newfound charity for
Paris Hilton. After architecture up unexpected goodwill with her on-point McCain rebuttal,
Hilton has dead moved to quash the memory of those kudos with a ...
(more)In New Video, Paris Hilton Rebukes McCain, Successfully Pronounces Big Words (Wednesday 06th of August 2008 01:15:00 AM)
First we were forced to give afraid props to reality wannabe Khloe Kardashian, and now this:
Paris Hilton has starred in a new video rebutting John McCain's "Celeb" ad, and it's...sigh,
not that bad. Sure, we can give the lion's share of credit to writer ...
(more)Paris Hilton's mom is pissed about McCain ad (And she gave the dude money!) (Monday 04th of August 2008 03:45:00 PM)
Paris Hilton's mom Kathy Hilton is effin' pissed about the John McCain ad using Paris' image
to attack Barack Obama. In a without warning move inasmuch as she's a McCain attack supporter,
Kathy wrote the coming blog entry for left-wing website The Huffington ...
(more)Paris Hilton not thrilled about John McCain ad (Friday 01st of August 2008 04:30:00 PM)
Paris Hilton and Britney Spears were lately be conspicuous in a John McCain lobbyist ad that
attacks Barack Obama. Neither of them were asked to partake and were be featured without their
wisdom or consent. Britney's camp basically said she's got better ...
(more)Paris and Britney Confused By McCain's Suggestion That They Are Still Famous (Thursday 31st of July 2008 08:30:58 PM)
newVideoPlayer("/mccain_def.flv", 506, 423,""); A clearly flailing John McCain has just
released his new Obama attack ad and boy, is it a doozy! Employing a risky "Obama is
awesome...but is he too awesome?" scene that seems designed to fail, McCain calls ...
(more)Heidi & Spencer are going to Iraq (Tuesday 22nd of July 2008 03:45:00 PM)
At long last, my dream of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt having a three-way with an IED is
about to come true. America's popular assbag couple are heading to the Middle East to support
the troops/pose on a tank for this year's santa card. Spencer ...
(more)Heidi Montag isn't registered to vote (GASP!) (Monday 07th of April 2008 09:35:00 PM)
Heidi Montag squeezed her fake tits into the lobbyist arena last week by endorsing Senator
John McCain. Since then the folks over at Radar Online have made a startling discovery: Heidi
isn't registered to vote:
At least not proper to voter registration ...
(more)John McCain: Heidi Montag is a 'talented actress' (Thursday 03rd of April 2008 11:00:00 PM)
John McCain is seriously, I can't fucking believe it, de facto running with the Heidi Montag
endorsement. Clearly he's never seen The Hills despite exclusively telling Time's Swampland
Blog yesterday that he never misses an episode. To prove my point, ...
(more)Heidi Montag gets political (Wednesday 02nd of April 2008 10:25:00 PM)
At long last Heidi Montag has endorsed a candidate for president. Us Weekly has the exclusive
news on who America's phoniest belle wants to lead our country to greatness:
"I'm a Republican
and McCain has a lot of experience," she explains.
What Pratt, ...
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