Crystal Rock Audigier is Paris Hilton in waiting (Monday 24th of November 2008 03:00:00 AM)
Saturday night, fashion fabricator in the common era Audigier threw his youngster
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(more)Khloe Kardashian as 'Officer Sasquatch' (With guest star Kim Kardashian) (Saturday 01st of November 2008 04:45:00 PM)
CROOK: I ain't talkin'.
COP #1: Oh, you'll talk. You're going under the lamp with Officer
Sasquatch.
CROOK: Yeah? He don't sound so tough.
COP #1: First off, it's a "she," and Officer
Sasquatch will rip your arms right off if you don't sing like a canary. ...
(more)In New Video, Paris Hilton Rebukes McCain, Successfully Pronounces Big Words (Wednesday 06th of August 2008 01:15:00 AM)
First we were forced to give afraid props to reality wannabe Khloe Kardashian, and now this:
Paris Hilton has starred in a new video rebutting John McCain's "Celeb" ad, and it's...sigh,
not that bad. Sure, we can give the lion's share of credit to writer ...
(more)Khloe Kardashian hearts not being in jail (Monday 21st of July 2008 04:30:00 PM)
Khloe Kardashian checked out The Dark Knight at The Grove firearm and enjoyed the general
bliss that comes from ducking 30 days in jail for DUI. I can tell by the remorseful look on her
face, Khloe's learned a lesson: Kardashians make the law their ...
(more)UPDATE: Khloe Kardashian's publicist probably just shat a cow (Monday 21st of July 2008 11:35:00 PM)
If Khloe Kardashian has a publicist, and we live in a cruel enough world for that to be true,
he/she no doubt had a coronary after Khloe decided to talk to Ryan Seacrest about her
excruciating three hours dealing with the legal system. Khloe cited ...
(more)UPDATE: Khloe Kardashian turns going to jail into fun for the whole family (Friday 18th of July 2008 11:00:00 PM)
Khloe Kardashian reported to the Van Nuys Courthouse to begin serving her jail sentence for
violating a probation agreement from her 2007 DUI. And, aww, look, she brought the whole
family. Because getting O.J. off the hook wasn't a big enough mockery ...
(more)Khloe Kardashian sentenced to jail, not too worried about it (Tuesday 15th of July 2008 05:30:00 PM)
Khloe Kardashian (Swamp Thing above who should avoid being photographed next to Kourtney)
outwardly was picked up for DUI last year but managed to keep it out of the press. That is
until she decided not to do any of her brotherhood service or enroll ...
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