Kim & Kourtney Kardashian pose with Kristin Cavallari in something called a 'bikini' (Saturday 15th of November 2008 10:00:00 PM)
In order:
1 - 2. Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari. (Tied.)
3. Hermit crab.
4. Beach
chair.
5. Jellyfish.
6. Poseidon, God of the Sea.
7. Plankton.
8. Sand shark.
9. Jimmy
Buffet.
10. Kim Kardashian.
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
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(more)Khloe Kardashian as 'Officer Sasquatch' (With guest star Kim Kardashian) (Saturday 01st of November 2008 04:45:00 PM)
CROOK: I ain't talkin'.
COP #1: Oh, you'll talk. You're going under the lamp with Officer
Sasquatch.
CROOK: Yeah? He don't sound so tough.
COP #1: First off, it's a "she," and Officer
Sasquatch will rip your arms right off if you don't sing like a canary. ...
(more)Kim Kardashian is WONDER WOMAN WITH A CELLULITE PROBLEM (Friday 31st of October 2008 06:30:00 PM)
Kim Kardashian dressed up like Wonder Woman for Halloween and as an avid comic book geek I
can't sit idly by without making a few comments:
1. WONDER WOMAN DOESN'T WEAR BLACK PANTYHOSE.
Jesus. That's borderline blasphemy! It's pretty sad when Lynda ...
(more)Kim Kardashian returning to Dancing with the Stars? (Tuesday 07th of October 2008 03:45:00 PM)
Coming off the heels of a recent elimination, Kim Kardashian could be returning to Dancing
with the Stars as early as this week to replace Olympic volleyball player Misty May-Treanor who
ruptured her Achilles tendon on Friday. E! News reports:
ABC ...
(more)Kim Kardashian offers her rebuttal to plastic surgery rumors: A bikini picture (Monday 06th of October 2008 04:45:00 PM)
Kim Kardashian has knocked down rumors on her official blog that she's had plastic surgery by
posting the above picture of herself. Can you guess how old she is? Try 14. Ha ha ha! You're
going to jail. Here's the word from Kim:
I believe I ...
(more)Kim Kardashian, You're Not Fooling Anyone: An Open Letter (Monday 22nd of September 2008 11:15:00 PM)
Dear Kim Kardashian,
Recently, you stated on your blog that you weigh "right under 120 lbs."
Many commenters on The sketchy and on your site, before they were erased, rightfully cried
"Bullshit!" (Including myself who, physically possessing half your ...
(more)Kim Kardashian cares about Kim Kardashian (Friday 19th of September 2008 10:45:00 PM)
Who's ready for a story about how big of a bitch Kim Kardashian is? I know I am. I don't know
about you, but I love a good "Kim is a selfish behemoth" tale because they're always so full of
hope and promise and love ...
(more)Kim Kardashian wants to be a singer now (Of course) (Thursday 04th of September 2008 04:30:00 PM)
Kim Kardashian wants to break into the music business, and, honestly, I can't blame her. If
Heidi Montag's fake tits can score a record deal, I think Kim's ass deserves an LP at the very
least. But that's just me. E! Online reports:
"I would be ...
(more)Kim Kardashian to incrementally reveal her ass on Dancing with the Stars (Friday 29th of August 2008 08:45:00 PM)
Kim Kardashian is tutelage hard for the forthcoming season of Dancing with the Stars and is
prepared to reveal more and more of her infamous butt as the show progresses. There's nothing
using a woman's astronomically large ass that once starred in a ...
(more)Kim Kardashian slices foot, proves you can never start fake reality drama too soon (Monday 25th of August 2008 07:15:00 PM)
ABC announced this morning that Kim Kardashian would compete on the approaching season of
Dancing with the Stars. Apparently, Kim was so excited she decided to walk on broken glass. (Ha
ha! Gypsies.) After a quick trip to the ER, Kim called Good Morning ...
(more)Kim Kardashian performs with Pussycat Dolls (Monday 18th of August 2008 04:30:00 PM)
Dear Mr. President,
It is with the deepest regret that I must inform you of grave news: The
terrorists have won. Attached is photographic testimonial that is not for the weak at heart.
(Now, would be a good time to eat a cookie and give the ...
(more)Kim Kardashian is a playable character in new video game (Thursday 07th of August 2008 03:45:00 PM)
Kim Kardashian will ostensibly be a playable character in the upcoming boxing video game
Facebreaker from EA Sports. I be featured footage of Kim's character after the jump, and I've
got to say I'm disappointed. For starters, they make it seem like ...
(more)Tara Reid not 'family friendly' enough for Dancing with the Stars (Thursday 07th of August 2008 06:45:00 PM)
Tara Reid needs work and she needs it bad. Mostly because booze doesn't grow on trees. (Hang
tight, Tara, I've got people on it.) She's tried to score a gig on ABC's Dancing with the
Stars, but network execs are looking for someone that, how ...
(more)UPDATE: Khloe Kardashian turns going to jail into fun for the whole family (Friday 18th of July 2008 11:00:00 PM)
Khloe Kardashian reported to the Van Nuys Courthouse to begin serving her jail sentence for
violating a probation agreement from her 2007 DUI. And, aww, look, she brought the whole
family. Because getting O.J. off the hook wasn't a big enough mockery ...
(more)Kim Kardashian takes her buttpad shopping (Friday 06th of June 2008 09:40:00 PM)
Kim Kardashian went furniture strip mall yore and clearly set the buttpad to "HOLY SHIT
DUCK!" Which is interesting because the same day Kim was complaining on her blog about how much
concentration her butt gets:
I know most celebrities say they don't ...
(more)Kim Kardashian also has a butt - that you can have lunch with or possibly on! Hurray! (Thursday 05th of June 2008 12:55:00 AM)
Kim Kardashian is auctioning off a chance to have lunch with her famous (possibly padded)
ass. Her sisters Khloe and Kourtney will also stop by the lunch for some "girl talk." NO WAY!
Here're the auction details loaded with tons of plugs for Kim's store ...
(more)Kim Kardashian calls out The Superficial (Friday 30th of May 2008 05:55:00 PM)
Kim Kardashian has taken umbrage with my clearly scientific debate in plug* to her buttpads.
Check out her latest blog entry (NOTE: I took the liberty of un-editing all the a--'s. My
replacements in italics.):
OMG! When will people get off my atrium, ...
(more)Kim Kardashian: The buttpad debate rages on! (Wednesday 28th of May 2008 08:55:00 PM)
The Kim Kardashian buttpad issue has resulted in tons of e-mail. One in particular is from a
reader who allegedly works in the modeling crew and says that padded undershirt is not
uncommon. So, pretty much, we've all been drooling over foam panties. ...
(more)UPDATE: Kim Kardashian has a butt - or does she?? (Tuesday 27th of May 2008 10:40:00 PM)
Kim Kardashian threw a party over the weekend at White House and ostensibly walked down a
catwalk greeting fans. But none of that's important. What is important is the fact that I've
seen less insulation on a fucking astronaut. So, without further ado ...
(more)UPDATE: Kim Kardashian? Bikini? Showering?! WHOOPEE! (Thursday 15th of May 2008 11:25:00 PM)
Kim Kardashian of late updated her blog with bikini pics of herself and sister Kourtney. If I
didn't write this site, I'd say that makes Kim Kardashian's blog the most goddamn awesome blog
on the Internet*. I'm also not saying it because I'm baffled ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's Fetish For Boyfriend-Stealing Strikes Yet Again (Thursday 15th of May 2008 12:40:00 AM)
When it comes to the art of stealing boyfriends, no one does it better than Lindsay Lohan. As
Star reports in their current issue, the blood-sucking barer of flesh successfully seduced her
former slim fast buddy Nicole Richie’s fiance this weekend. ...
(more)Paris Hilton Is Not A Fan Of Kim Kardashian's 'Cottage Cheese In A Trash Bag' Butt (Thursday 17th of April 2008 10:30:00 PM)
Note to all unrealized Paris Hilton BFFs: if you're contraception on auditioning to become
Paris' next new lapdog, don't even think about repeated a chance if you're packing any junk in
the trunk. Hilton latterly made it clear that should a friend's rear ...
(more)Paris Hilton: Kim Kardashian isn't fat (Wednesday 16th of April 2008 10:45:00 PM)
Paris Hilton, who, sadly, has no ass of her own, trashed Kim Kardashian's gigantic back porch
on Monday. Here's what Paris had to say while atrocious the world with her uncanny metaphorical
skills. InTouch reports:
"I would not want [Kim's butt] - ...
(more)Kim Kardashian attends stuff (Friday 11th of April 2008 10:55:00 PM)
The people's plus-sized champion Kim Kardashian gets invited to all kinds of high-class
events. Like the opening night
notes:a debut is a first public appearance; a premiere is a
first performance of the straight-to-video comedy National Lampoon's One, ...
(more)Kim Kardashian was cheated on a lot *tear* (Wednesday 12th of March 2008 08:30:00 PM)
Kim Kardashian has been hurt a lot in her past. Apparently every guy she's dated has gone
behind her back, after renting a shuttle of course, and cheated on her. Kim opens up to The Sun
about her romantic pitfalls:
"I went out with a good ...
(more)Kim Kardashian could've avoided lawsuit (Thursday 07th of February 2008 07:10:00 PM)
R&B singer Brandy's mom Sonja Norwood claims Kim Kardashian used her credit card to rack up a
$120,000 bill in 2006 and 2007. Sonja explains to People why she waited until now to sue
Kim:
"I did not want to commence litigation against the Kardashian ...
(more)Brandy's mom sues Kim Kardashian (Tuesday 05th of February 2008 04:00:00 PM)
R&B singer Brandy’s mom Sonja Norwood claims that she gave her credit card to Kim
Kardashian so she could make “one (and only one)” purchase. Kim was Brandy’s
stylist at the time. However, by the book to Sonja, Kim went crazy ...
(more)Kim Kardashian loves that attention (Thursday 10th of January 2008 08:10:00 PM)
Kim Kardashian went to lunch in Beverly Hills synonyms:bygone and got some love from the
paparazzi. She didn’t even have to fake an obligation or jewel theft. In the meantime, I
wonder how often this exchange happens when the paps are taking ...
(more)Kim Kardashian engagement rumors are a publicity stunt (Friday 04th of January 2008 09:40:00 PM)
Kim Kardashian and her friends are creating rumors that Kim is engaged to generate publicity.
Apparently Kim picked up a few tricks when she used to hang out with Paris Hilton, gospel to
regulation to Page Six:
"Kim is trying to create attention in ...
(more)Kim Kardashian might be engaged (Wednesday 02nd of January 2008 05:55:00 PM)
Kim Kardashian is supposedly engaged to her boyfriend Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints.
Sources close to Kim claim Reggie freshly projected law to Kim, according to rule to rule to
OK! Magazine:
While no diamonds were shining on Kim’s ring ...
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