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Kris Jenner Gave Rob Kardashian A Topless, Pregnant Pic Of Herself For His Birthday - (Monday 19th of March 2012 02:00:39 PM)
For those of you wondering how Kris Jenner could top shamelessly exploiting the fact
Khloe’s a bastard for her own corporeal gain because her heart’s a dried
whore’s vagina, here she is celebrating Rob Kardashian‘s 25th nakedness [...]
Kris Jenner Gave Rob Kardashian A Topless, Pregnant Pic Of Herself For His Birthday - (Monday 19th of March 2012 02:00:39 PM)
For those of you wondering how Kris Jenner could top shamelessly exploiting the fact
Khloe’s a bastard for her own secret singles personalsview thousands of photos for
free post your profile gain because her heart’s a dried whore’s [...]
Barbara Walters Is Awesome - (Thursday 15th of December 2011 07:13:05 PM)
“This white bitch won’t feed us until people forget her wedding! SAVE US,
SEAN PENN!” You can tell someone who wasn’t Barbara Walters made the decision to
include the Kardashians on her 18th annual “10 Most Fascinating [...]
Barbara Walters Is Awesome - (Thursday 15th of December 2011 07:13:05 PM)
“This white bitch won’t feed us until people forget her wedding! SAVE US,
SEAN PENN!” You can tell someone who wasn’t Barbara Walters made the decision to
include the Kardashians on her 18th annual “10 Most Fascinating [...]
Barbara Walters Is Awesome - (Thursday 15th of December 2011 07:13:05 PM)
“This white bitch won’t feed us until people forget her wedding! SAVE US,
SEAN PENN!” You can tell someone who wasn’t Barbara Walters made the decision to
include the Kardashians on her 18th annual “10 Most Fascinating [...]
Barbara Walters Is Awesome - (Thursday 15th of December 2011 07:13:05 PM)
“This white bitch won’t feed us until people forget her wedding! SAVE US,
SEAN PENN!” You can tell someone who wasn’t Barbara Walters made the decision to
include the Kardashians on her 18th annual “10 Most Fascinating [...]
Barbara Walters Is Awesome - (Thursday 15th of December 2011 07:13:05 PM)
“This white bitch won’t feed us until people forget her wedding! SAVE US,
SEAN PENN!” You can tell someone who wasn’t Barbara Walters made the decision to
include the Kardashians on her 18th annual “10 Most Fascinating [...]
Kim Kardshian’s ‘Media Lockdown’ Lasted Long - (Wednesday 07th of December 2011 06:54:34 PM)
Apparently two weeks is enough time for you to become sopping wet with whore-ticipiation
because Kim Kardashian has been released from her media lockdown and allowed to pretend the
shutterbug waiting by her car weren’t called in advance by [...]
Kim Kardshian’s ‘Media Lockdown’ Lasted Long - (Wednesday 07th of December 2011 06:54:34 PM)
Apparently two weeks is enough time for you to become sopping wet with whore-ticipiation
because Kim Kardashian has been released from her media holding cell and allowed to pretend the
cameraperson waiting by her car weren’t called in advance [...]
Kim Kardshian’s ‘Media Lockdown’ Lasted Long - (Wednesday 07th of December 2011 06:54:34 PM)
Apparently two weeks is enough time for you to become sopping wet with whore-ticipiation
because Kim Kardashian has been released from her media the hole and allowed to pretend the
freelance shutterbug waiting by her car weren’t called in [...]
Even Khloe Thinks Kim Kardashian’s Divorce Is A Crock Of Sh*t, Hates Kris Jenner Now - (Wednesday 09th of November 2011 07:24:59 PM)
Apparently Khloe Kardashian isnâ€™t thrilled with Kris Jenner and Kim
Kardashian tarnishing the proud Kardashian brand by orchestrating Kimâ€™s
divorce after only 72 days of being married. Via Hollywood Life: â€œThe [...]
Kris Jenner’s Book Claims She Could Have Saved Nicole Brown From O.J. - (Tuesday 01st of November 2011 03:45:07 PM)
There are several grand unified theory flying around this morning on why Kim Kardashian
announced her divorce yesterday: Sheâ€™s a whore. Itâ€™s a
whore season. The whore-ometer read 100% whorenheit. But if you ask me, [...]
Kim Kardashian Is A Terrorist - (Friday 14th of October 2011 03:14:09 PM)
NOTE: For the sake of this post, just assume that Iâ€™m not a
college-educated discrete with the mental holding power to realize not everyone in burqas
and/or of Middle Eastern descent are terrorists. Or basically pretend Iâ€™m [...]
Kris Jenner Is A Sh-tty Mom: Exhibit 2,476 - (Friday 07th of October 2011 05:45:21 PM)
Hereâ€™s 16-year-old Kendall Jenner posing for bikini photos/continuing her
tout de suite path to the dark side as Kris Jenner has foreseen. For it was Kris who allowed
the ancillary to know the venue of the shield generator. It was [...]
Kris Jenner Manages Kris Humphries Now - (Thursday 25th of August 2011 04:34:03 PM)
Because Kris Jenner runs the tightest Sasquatch whorehouse in Beverly Hills, it only makes
sense that sheâ€™s going to manage Kris Humphriesâ€˜ career now
because thatâ€™s what good mother-in-laws with [...]
Kris Jenner Wanted Christina Aguilera To Play Kim’s Wedding For Free - (Tuesday 23rd of August 2011 05:16:54 PM)
Kim Kardashianâ€˜s wedding is now close to hauling in $17.9 million, so
naturally Kris Jenner booked Jennifer Lopez or Christina Aguilera to perform for free because
sheâ€™s a crazy person who in truth believes her girl [...]
Kris Jenner Got a Facelift Just for Kim Kardashian’s Wedding - (Friday 15th of July 2011 01:24:52 PM)
��Kim Kardashian’s wedding to Kris Humphries is
going to be a massive boob tube* event which is literally the only reason it’s even
milestone in the first place. So, of course, Kris Jenner got a facelift [...]