A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital emergency room. ... (Monday 03rd of November 2008 03:10:02 PM)
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the mash unit quandary room. The doctor tells him
that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the
room and says, "you're in luck, two hearts ...
(more)A lawyer cross-examined the adversary's main witness. ... (Monday 03rd of November 2008 07:10:02 AM)
A lawyer cross-examined the adversary's main witness. "You claim to have stopped by Mrs.
Edwards' house just after breakfast. Will you tell the jury what she said?""Objection, your
honor," shouted the other lawyer.There then followed a long run-in between ...
(more)An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. ... (Friday 31st of October 2008 03:10:02 AM)
An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest,
his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I
trust you to put this in ...
(more)George had responded to a call from his lawyer, ... (Monday 27th of October 2008 07:10:02 AM)
George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at
his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office."Do you want the bad news first or the
terrible news?" the lawyer asked."Well, if those are my choices, ...
(more)A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to ... (Friday 24th of October 2008 08:10:02 PM)
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer
leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take
a nap, so ...
(more)A man went into a lawyer's office, and demanded to see the lawyer. ... (Thursday 04th of September 2008 12:10:02 AM)
A man went into a lawyer's office, and utilizable
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the lawyer's office.The man needed legal help, but he knew how ...
(more)A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. ... (Wednesday 18th of June 2008 12:10:02 AM)
A lawyer is regular in a long line at the box office.Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands
kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think
you're doing?""I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in bring into ...
(more)A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. ... (Tuesday 27th of May 2008 08:10:02 AM)
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have
you done to merit ingress into Heaven?"The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I
gave a quarter to a friendless person on the street."Saint ...
(more)You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. ... (Saturday 17th of May 2008 08:10:02 AM)
You find homegrown stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but
you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
More: - ...
(more)An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. ... (Thursday 10th of April 2008 04:10:02 PM)
An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest,
his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I
trust you to put this in ...
(more)Lawyer Banned for Threatening File-Sharers (Monday 07th of April 2008 02:45:02 AM)
S. Hare brings us a report from TorrentFreak about a lawyer working for a Swiss anti-piracy
group who was afresh given a 6-month ban for her attempts to intimidate file-sharers though
letters threatening fines and court fees. Elizabeth Martin universal ...
(more)New Improved Lawnmowers (Friday 21st of March 2008 12:00:00 AM)
One day a lawyer was riding in his clunker* when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver
to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor,
I can''t afford a thing to ...
(more)Lawyer: "Judge, ... (Friday 25th of January 2008 03:10:02 AM)
Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered
evidence."Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that
my client still has $500 left."
...
(more)A lawyer cross-examined the adversary's main witness. ... (Friday 11th of January 2008 07:10:02 AM)
A lawyer cross-examined the adversary's main witness. "You claim to have stopped by Mrs.
Edwards' house just after breakfast. Will you tell the jury what she said?""Objection, your
honor," shouted the other lawyer.There then followed a long argument between ...
(more)George had responded to a call from his lawyer, ... (Saturday 24th of November 2007 03:45:05 PM)
George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at
his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office."Do you want the bad news first or the
terrible news?" the lawyer asked."Well, if those are my choices, ...
(more)A doctor, ... (Saturday 13th of October 2007 09:00:06 PM)
A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a
mistress. The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a
divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."The doctor ...
(more)Oooolllllld Lawyer (Sunday 30th of September 2007 01:00:00 AM)
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were plenty of people
ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and
came down the long line to ...
(more)A lawyer a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, ... (Monday 10th of September 2007 01:53:55 AM)
A lawyer a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend
the night with a farmer.The farmer said "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room
for two to sleep, so one of you ...
(more)The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from ... (Sunday 02nd of September 2007 08:15:08 AM)
The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most
successful lawyer. The volunteer in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to
contribute. "Our inquiry shows that out of a yearly income of more ...
(more)Dina Lohan gets sued (Thursday 02nd of August 2007 08:39:20 PM)
The world's biggest joke of a mother, Dina Lohan, is being sued for fraud by Las Vegas
businessman Antonio Almeida who claims she failed to return $400,000 he lent her four years ago
to kick-start daughter Lindsay's music career. Page Six reports:
Almeida's ...
(more)BEST TORONTO LAWYER ALWAYS DANCES AFTER HE WINS A TOUGH CASE-HE INVITES HIS CLIENT TO JOIN HIM AND THEY HAVE A BALL! (Saturday 04th of August 2007 11:30:00 PM)
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(more)A doctor and a lawyer met at a party (Thursday 28th of June 2007 11:00:03 AM)
A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their hearing was disturbed repeatedly by guests asking
the doctor for medical advice. Finally, the exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said,
"Tell me, what do you do to stop people from asking you ...
(more)Smart Blonde (Saturday 23rd of June 2007 08:00:54 AM)
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer
leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take
a nap, so ...
(more)Smart Blonde (Saturday 23rd of June 2007 08:00:54 AM)
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer
leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take
a nap, so ...
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