How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? ... (Friday 07th of November 2008 03:10:02 AM)
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?1) Two. One to change the light bulb and
one to kill the other and take all the credit.2) None. There is no honour in redress a light
bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid ...
(more)What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb? ... (Tuesday 23rd of September 2008 12:10:02 PM)
What's the distinction between a blonde and a light bulb?The light bulb is smarter, but the
blonde is easier to turn on.
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(more)How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? ... (Monday 01st of September 2008 12:10:02 AM)
How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?1) "Hmmm ... well there's an
interesting query isn't it?"2) "Define 'light bulb' ..."3) "How can you be sure it needs
changing?"4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether ...
(more)How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... (Monday 11th of August 2008 12:10:02 PM)
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?1) The light bulb contains the seeds of
its own revolution.2) The light bulb cannot be changed " it has to be smashed.
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(more)How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? ... (Friday 18th of July 2008 08:10:02 AM)
How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?1) "The light bulb doesn't need
changing, it's the system that needs to change."2) None. Social workers never change
anything.3) None. They empower it to change itself!4) None. The light bulb ...
(more)How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... (Monday 14th of July 2008 04:10:02 AM)
How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?1) None. Feminists can't change
anything.2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.
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(more)Hitachi and Seiyu develop light bulb with replaceable arc tube (Friday 04th of July 2008 01:02:00 AM)
Filed under: Household
While the rest of the world goes off to win the hearts of
environmentalists (and laypeople, too) with LED light bulbs, Hitachi Lighting and Seiyu are
taking the road (way) less traveled. Reportedly, the duo has collaborated in order ...
(more)How many movie directors does it take to change a light bulb? ... (Friday 20th of June 2008 04:10:02 PM)
How many movie directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it
thirty-two times and when he's finished everyone will think that his last light bulb was much
better.
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(more)How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? ... (Thursday 24th of April 2008 08:10:02 PM)
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?1) "I want a detailed memo about this
issue till tomorrow's morning."2) "You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last
week!"3) "We haven't got a policy on that".4) "I am on my way ...
(more)How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? ... (Monday 11th of February 2008 11:10:02 AM)
How many dos engineers does it take to change a light bulb?1) None. real clone geeks prefer
LEDs.2) None. It's a utensils problem!3) Just one. But the house falls down.4) Two. One resigns
halfway through the project.5) 10. One to change the bulb and one ...
(more)How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? ... (Monday 03rd of December 2007 10:45:05 PM)
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?1) Two. One to change the light bulb and
one to kill the other and take all the credit.2) None. There is no honour in changing a light
bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid ...
(more)How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? ... (Tuesday 20th of November 2007 07:00:28 PM)
How many Microsoft leader does it take to change a light bulb?1) 1001. One to install the new
bulb, plus one thousand lawyers to assert intellectual estate rights over every light bulb ever
invented.2) Microsoft doesn't change light bulbs. It declares ...
(more)What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb? ... (Thursday 15th of November 2007 02:00:02 PM)
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?The light bulb is smarter, but the
blonde is easier to turn on.
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(more)How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? ... (Sunday 21st of October 2007 05:00:13 PM)
How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?1) "Hmmm ... well there's an
interesting question isn't it?"2) "Define 'light bulb' ..."3) "How can you be sure it needs
changing?"4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over ...
(more)How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb? ... (Monday 24th of September 2007 08:15:11 AM)
How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?One to imprecation the Ministry of
Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force
the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously ...
(more)How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? ... (Saturday 25th of August 2007 12:45:03 PM)
How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?1) "The light bulb doesn't need
changing, it's the system that needs to change."2) None. Social workers never change
anything.3) None. They empower it to change itself!4) None. The light bulb ...
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