Paris Hilton pitches the TV show from Hell (Thursday 03rd of July 2008 09:25:00 PM)
Paris Hilton thought up a TV show that will positively make me pay random strangers to throw
an axe at my face. It's basically The View but hosted by famous celebrities who will address
such topics as the paparazzi, career government and, most importantly, ...
(more)Illegitimate Lohan love-child (pending paternity test) wants record deal (Wednesday 02nd of July 2008 09:25:00 PM)
Ashley Kaufmann, or may or may not be the fruit of Michael Lohan's loins, is already angling
for a record contract, positive to MSNBC:
A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has
more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”
A Lohan family source adds, ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's Secret Sister: The Untold Story (Tuesday 01st of July 2008 07:25:00 PM)
Word broke that Michael Lohan may have an lawless love child floating about. Ashley Kaufmann
(above) might be the 13-year-old half-sister of Lindsay Lohan. Ashley's mother Kristi talked to
OK! pulp* about the circumstances revolving around Ashley and ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's dad may have fathered a love child (Friday 27th of June 2008 09:25:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan might have a sister she never knew about it. Her father Michael Lohan reveals
that he had a brief affinity with a woman while he was separated from Dina. Recently, the woman
wrote him a letter that claims he's the father of her ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan pulls a 'Heigl,' drops out of Emmy race (Wednesday 18th of June 2008 05:10:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan will not enter this year's Emmy awards. She appeared on Ugly Betty briefly this
season, but the LA Times reports Lindsay decided to hold off until next year's Emmy race when
she'll have more episodes under her belt. Also, Lindsay didn't ...
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(more)Bobby Brown's son: I did Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom (Friday 06th of June 2008 07:40:00 PM)
Bobby Brown's son Brandon, anew seen on MTV's Rock the Cradle by about five people, is
claiming he had sex with Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom, indisputable to The Sun:
He boasts:
“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the ...
(more)Tila Tequila tries way too hard to prove she's bisexual (Because she's not) (Tuesday 03rd of June 2008 03:40:00 PM)
Tila Tequila's trade bra was on overdrive during the MTV Movie Awards this weekend. One of
the main criticisms of her show A Shot at Love was that, hey, guess what, Tila's not really a
bisexual. With her second season in progress, she's working her ...
(more)Michael Lohan: 'Dina is a wannabe living off Lindsay's fame' (Tuesday 03rd of June 2008 05:40:00 PM)
Michael Lohan has Dina Lohan back in the court this morning after she failed to allow him to
see their kids 15 out of 29 times for court-ordered visits. Turns out Dina's too busy drinking,
working on her show and pimping out 14-year-old offspring Meal ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan taking the whole lesbian thing seriously (Thursday 29th of May 2008 08:25:00 PM)
After making out on P. Diddy's boat, everyone knows the next step in a same-sex contact is to
introduce your families. But make sure the making out on Diddy's boat happens first. variously
you're doomed from the get-go. Fortunately, Lindsay Lohan and ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's bikini- holy crap, WHERE ARE HER BOOBS?! (Tuesday 27th of May 2008 05:25:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan went for a dip while partying in Cannes over the weekend. Is anyone else
terribly disappointed by these pics as I am? I mean, you'd figure Lindsay Lohan in a bikini
would look jugs-rific but not so much. So basically, Lindsay Lohan naked ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson come out! Or maybe just kiss. Close enough. (Friday 23rd of May 2008 07:40:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan brought her cans to Cannes (Ha! Get it? I'm retarded.) along with her gal-pal
Samantha Ronson. The two are rumored to be a couple and evidently were caught kissing on P.
Diddy's yacht. But it was more the "Aww, they're so happy together" ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's Fetish For Boyfriend-Stealing Strikes Yet Again (Wednesday 14th of May 2008 11:40:00 PM)
When it comes to the art of stealing boyfriends, no one does it better than Lindsay Lohan. As
Star reports in their current issue, the blood-sucking barer of flesh successfully seduced her
former slim fast buddy Nicole Richie’s fiance this weekend. ...
(more)Nicole Richie wants Joel Madden's balls roasting on an open fire (Wednesday 14th of May 2008 06:40:00 PM)
First off, I'm not going to deny that I'm taking extreme pleasure in finally not being the
one whose light-years behind on a story. (Thought I gotta admit, I'm pretty good at it.) Star,
who can no longer remain smug in their finery, is just ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan is a shitty cat burglar (Friday 09th of May 2008 06:45:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan's bias for clothing-related kleptomaniacism was revealed when she allegedly
stole a fur coat at a night club. Now, another woman has come forward and claims Lindsay wiped
out her closet. Model Lauren Hastings, Shia LeBeouf's girlfriend, ...
(more)Michael Lohan: Hey, I wanna be in the news too! Ooh ooh! Me me me! (Thursday 08th of May 2008 04:55:00 PM)
This whole Dina Lohan/Mingling Moms fiasco keeps getting better. St. Michael Lohan already
chimed in his two cents to TMZ Tuesday night, but now he's talking to Page Six about his
disgust with Dina's credit as a Top Mom:
Michael fumed, "Are you kidding! ...
(more)Dina Lohan is the kiss of death (Back me up, Lindsay) (Thursday 08th of May 2008 02:50:00 PM)
Mingling Moms is having some serious regrets about ceremony Dina Lohan Tuesday night as one
of the Top 20 Moms of Long Island. Dina was voted in through an online survey which begs the
question, "Whose letting their wife use the hyperspace and why are ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan stealing boyfriends AND fur coats? (Tuesday 06th of May 2008 08:15:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan has gone from nympho (yay!) to klepto (aw.). Last night she was spotted getting
close with Nicole Richie's man Joel Madden at Hornitos (above). But that's not her only caper.
The New York Post is reporting that Lindsay allegedly ganked ...
(more)UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan sex tape exists, looks like crap (Thursday 20th of March 2008 07:45:00 PM)
Word of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape has been around for a while, but this recent pic (above) is
superficially a preview clip of the video that hit the web in the past 24 hours. Gossip Rocks
is saying this is the real deal:
Apparently ...
(more)Warning: Do Not Put Lindsay Lohan In The Same Room With Paris Hilton Or Onions [Catfights] (Monday 17th of March 2008 10:10:07 PM)
While she hasn't been caught with coke pants or knives (yet), budding capri pants planner
Lindsay Lohan has been caught destruction two tantrums back to back. Whether or not the
allegations are as suspect as those made against fellow ex-rehabber and ...
(more)Dina Lohan is ready to destroy another daughter (Tuesday 04th of March 2008 07:35:00 PM)
Double the Lohan posts, double the fun. That's what I, well, never say actually. In fact, I
immediately regret saying it right now. Moving forward. Dina Lohan is set to first showing her
new reality show this summer about her adventures cultivating ...
(more)Miley Cyrus has Lindsay Lohan's number (Zoiks!) (Tuesday 04th of March 2008 06:25:00 PM)
During Oscar weekend, Miley Cyrus met the kept woman of Sag Lindsay Lohan and the two
exchanged phone numbers. It was rumored that Miley's dad country legend Billy Ray Cyrus deleted
the number from Miley's phone. But Billy Ray set the record straight ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's sister wants to be just like her (Wednesday 27th of February 2008 05:50:00 PM)
Ali Lohan, Lindsay's 14-year-old little sister, wants to grow up to be just like Lindsay.
Ali's got a new reality show that her mom Dina brokered because, let's be real, Dina couldn't
parent her way out of a wet paper bag with a knife inside. ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan not welcomed at Prince's house (Tuesday 26th of February 2008 09:00:00 PM)
Prince threw the mother of all post-Oscar parties Sunday night and everyone was there. Even
Best Actor Daniel Day Lewis who presumably drank all the milkshakes. The man loves his lactose.
However, one person who wasn't there was Lindsay Lohan. Apparently ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan poses nude as Marilyn Monroe (Monday 18th of February 2008 07:10:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan posed nude for a photo shoot with legendary paparazzo Bert Stern. Bert
recreated an iconic photo shoot he did with Marilyn Monroe 46 years ago for New York magazine.
Why choose Lindsay Lohan? Besides her "depth" (i.e. sweater cannons), ...
(more)Everything Lindsay Can Do, Paris Can Do Sluttier [Advances In Feminism] (Monday 18th of February 2008 05:30:12 PM)
Considering that she once lionized her raw by hosting parties in five the same cities, Paris
Hilton has set the bar pretty high when it comes to self-indulgent bare skin parties. So when
it came time to celebrate her 27th birthday, she did ...
(more)Report of Hilton-Lohan Grammys Catfight Does Surprisingly Little To Fill The Aching Void [Catfights] (Tuesday 12th of February 2008 12:52:51 AM)
Hey, we know what everyone could use right about now! A seemingly fake Paris Hilton/Lindsay
Lohan catfight story, set at Timbaland's Grammys party, and ripped from the pages of a sundry
British tabloid. Are we right? Of course we're right! Take it away, ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan hitting the bottle again (Tuesday 29th of January 2008 08:40:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan got down with some Grey Goose over the weekend while partying with Brody Jenner
of MTV’s The Hills in NYC. Lindsay’s friends and rep deny she was drinking, but
gathering noticed she was definitely in the sack. NY Daily News ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan nominated for ‘Worst Actress’ twice (Monday 21st of January 2008 06:25:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan’s last movie before break-in rehab I Know Who Killed Me has earned her,
not one, but two Razzies nominations today for Worst Actress. Lindsay plays “a small-town
girl abducted by a psychopath and an alter-ego, a lap dancer ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan headed to the morgue (Friday 18th of January 2008 03:55:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan will be working in a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken
driving. Lindsay’s lawyer outlined the plans for her current program yesterday, as it
should be to the customer's broker person Press:
Her two four-hour ...
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