Couch Potato Gene Identified In Fruit Flies (Sunday 26th of October 2008 07:15:01 AM)
Pickens writes "University of Pennsylvania biologists have discovered a mutation in fruit flies
aptly named the 'couch potato' gene that allows them to simply chill out — housebreaking
a mild state of quasi-hibernation known as diapause, when winter ...
(more)Couch Potato Gene Identified In Fruit Flies (Sunday 26th of October 2008 07:15:02 AM)
Pickens writes "University of Pennsylvania biologists have discovered a mutation in fruit flies
aptly named the 'couch potato' gene that allows them to simply chill out — break-in a
mild state of quasi-hibernation known as diapause, when winter ...
(more)A little girl goes to see Santa Clause at the local shopping mall. ... (Saturday 04th of October 2008 08:10:02 PM)
A little girl goes to see Santa Clause at the local mall mall. When she arrives and sits down
on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for kriss kringle little girl?"."I want a Barbie
and a GI Joe" says the little girl."But Barbie ...
(more)Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. ... (Thursday 02nd of October 2008 04:10:02 AM)
Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter
giving the introduction held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what
this is?"Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on ...
(more)The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?" ... (Wednesday 01st of October 2008 08:10:02 AM)
The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?"Little Johnny replied:
"I can't. Besides, I never said it was."
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(more)A man had just been laid off from work. ... (Wednesday 10th of September 2008 12:10:02 AM)
A man had just been laid off from work. He was fixed on the railing of a high bridge getting
ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all
around on the river bank ...
(more)A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. ... (Wednesday 10th of September 2008 04:10:02 PM)
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5
black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are
left?"The little boy thinks for a moment and says, ...
(more)One day, ... (Saturday 30th of August 2008 12:10:02 PM)
One day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class if they could name some things
you can suck!""Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered."Good, Mary." Miss Figpot said, "Anyone
else?". "How about a lollipop!" said Steven."Very good, now it's ...
(more)A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, ... (Thursday 21st of August 2008 08:10:02 AM)
A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, and are naked because they are too little too empathy
some like that. The girl and boy ask each other: "What's that?" and they both reply: "I'll ask
my parents."So the boy goes home and asks ...
(more)There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. ... (Monday 04th of August 2008 12:10:02 AM)
There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a
penis?" The boy replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mum calling him for lunch.
He goes home and eats his ...
(more)A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' ... (Saturday 02nd of August 2008 12:10:02 PM)
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting
a short poem.The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name
is Dan, and when I become a man, ...
(more)Little Johnny: "Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?" ... (Tuesday 22nd of July 2008 08:10:02 AM)
Little Johnny: "Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?"Mum: "No it doesn't my son."Little
Johnny: "Oops, so it was a canary that I squeezed ..."
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(more)The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British ... (Sunday 20th of July 2008 12:10:02 AM)
The hot tub eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.On
the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.The swedish bath drink very little red wine ...
(more)Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden ... (Saturday 19th of July 2008 12:10:02 AM)
Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack
impending. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as
fast as you can. Run across the lawn ...
(more)Dom mee little murka (Saturday 12th of July 2008 06:01:13 AM)
Dom mee little murkaRemarkable footage found on the wrecked boat Little Murka, washed up on the
West Coast of Ireland. Taken in the North Atlantic during the worst hurricane on
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4wzGsMSimWQ&mode=related&search= This ...
(more)Lots and Lots of Silly Little Thoughts (Friday 11th of July 2008 06:06:10 AM)
6:45 am -- Chronicle reporter Kevin Moran is scouting Apple and AT&T stores in search of
lines, and found about 30 people waiting at the Galleria Apple Store around 6 am By 6:30 am,
that had grown to about 50. They're mostly young, A recent ...
(more)Little Kitten - Psychic Char Margolis Goes Cold Reading (Friday 11th of July 2008 06:04:10 AM)
Little Kitten - Psychic Char Margolis Goes Cold ReadingJames Randi appears on the Fox News
channel and gives his analysis on Char Margolis, who is a self proclaimed
“Psychic”. After Randi’s analysis it is clear to the reporter and everyone ...
(more)Little Manhattan - 9:00 PM ET, LIFE (Friday 11th of July 2008 06:02:16 AM)
Little Manhattan - 9:00 PM ET, LIFEAh, young love! Josh Hutcherson ("Bridge to
Terabithia") stars in this charming 2005 dramedy as an 11-year-old whose parents are
getting divorced. He finds solace in reuniting and hanging out with a former ...
(more)Creation Cryptids: Little Green Men & UFOs 2 (Friday 11th of July 2008 06:01:46 AM)
Creation Cryptids: Little Green Men & UFOs 2 These would just be real government aircraft
like the stealth bomber, et cetera. Is this a real picture of Champ? You decide.I hope that
these two radically different examples will inspire others to write ...
(more)Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. ... (Saturday 28th of June 2008 08:10:02 AM)
Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter
giving the bestowal held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this
is?"Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.Little ...
(more)A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. ... (Tuesday 17th of June 2008 04:10:02 PM)
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his
wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their cordon off beds, however the man was not yet
ready to slumber. The man called over ...
(more)Daddy's Trick (Monday 16th of June 2008 01:15:02 PM)
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma.
Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."
The grandmother was
curious.
"What trick is that my dear?" she asked.
The little boy replied, ...
(more)A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall (Thursday 29th of May 2008 01:00:00 AM)
A little boy was lost at a large plaza mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said,
"I've lost my dad!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women
with big boobs."
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(more)First Cut is the Deepest (Tuesday 27th of May 2008 01:00:00 AM)
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they
were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey, what're you in
for?"
"I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried," ...
(more)String Theory (Thursday 15th of May 2008 01:00:00 AM)
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry,
but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his
friends. A few minutes later he goes back ...
(more)Windows in Brazil Costs 20% of Per Capita Business Income (Sunday 04th of May 2008 09:24:28 AM)
Mjasay writes "Ever wonder why open source is so popular in Brazil and other BRIC nations? As
one study suggests, one big reason may well be Microsoft's punitive pricing, which exceeds 20
percent of Gross subject Income for businesses in Brazil (and 7.8 ...
(more)2008 International Broadband Rankings (Saturday 03rd of May 2008 07:15:05 AM)
Itif writes to let us know about a major new report, released yesterday by the material applied
science and latest wrinkle Foundation, showing how the US and other except those with communist
government (north america compare in terms of broadband access, ...
(more)Disillusioned With IT? (Wednesday 30th of April 2008 03:54:40 AM)
Cgh4be writes "I have been working in the IT outfit* for about 12 years and have had various
jobs as a expert and systems engineer. Over that time I've had the chance to do a little bit of
everything: programming, networking, SAN, Linux/AIX/UNIX, Windows, ...
(more)Girl Power! (Monday 14th of April 2008 01:00:00 AM)
A little boy is playing with his new controversy and a little girl asks if she can play. He
tells her, "No. These are for boys."
The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother.
The next day the girl sticks her tongue out ...
(more)Researchers Play Tune Recorded Before Edison (Friday 28th of March 2008 07:30:03 AM)
Tree131 writes "The New York Times is reporting that sound recordings pre-dating Edison's made
by douard-Lon Scott de Martinville, a Parisian typesetter and tinkerer, were discovered by old
glory audio historians at the French Academy of life which is ...
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