The Tiger Woods Rumor Mill Keeps Churning [Brittany Murphy] (Wednesday 30th of December 2009 01:20:00 PM)

• Did you hear the story that made the rounds yesteryear about how Tiger Woods' wife Elin
whacked the golf champ in the face with a 9-iron after she discovered text messages from Rachel
Uchitel, and the injuries he
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(more)Paris Hilton May Have Gotten Drunk on Valentine's Day, Whereas Britney Spears Just Ate McDonald's (Monday 15th of February 2010 11:56:11 AM)

Unless it's a dance craze called "the boozy ostrich"? Madonna celebrates carny with Jesus Luz.
Britney celebrates V-Day with saturated fats. Simon Monjack
maim his Brittany Murphy charity.
Heidi Montag finally moves her face. Monday's gossip roundup ...
(more)Blake Lively is a dame and other news (Thursday 03rd of September 2009 04:30:00 AM)

- Lourdes Leon recreates Madonna's iconic "Like a Virgin" outfit which means it's only a few
years until she's snatching babies from small African villages. They grow up so fast.
[PopEater] - stage Beckham's bolt-ons make the cover of... ...read full ...
(more)Madonna & Sean Penn reuniting? (Wednesday 02nd of September 2009 09:25:00 PM)

Now that they're both divorced, it only makes sense for the rumors to start that Sean Penn and
Madonna are going to rekindle their likeness after a quarter of a century. InTouch reports: A
friend says Madonna, 51, and... ...read full story
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(more)Madonna booed for defending Gypsies (Thursday 27th of August 2009 11:15:00 PM)

Madonna was booed yesterday when she spoke out against the routine
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(more)Madonna vs. The Sun: The Battle Continues... (Tuesday 18th of August 2009 06:40:00 PM)

Here's Madonna in Portofino, Italy celebrating her 51st raw and, yes, she's wearing a jersey
with her own name on it. Because a woman who parades around on stage in fishnets can't wear a
bathing suit, she has to... ...read full
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(more)Tyra Banks joins a flash mob and other news (Tuesday 18th of August 2009 03:00:00 AM)

- Jesus Luz earns his paycheck at Madonna's 51st bare skin dinner. [Splash News] - Jessica
Simpson is NOT replacing Paula Abdul. Is it because she can't read? That's discrimination!
[PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow used to be in on the... ...read full s...
(more)Madonna and the newest addition to her child army (Monday 29th of June 2009 10:45:00 PM)

Here's Madonna and Mercy, her latest adopted girl from Malawi, in London yesterday, and don't
be fooled: They want you to think they're getting into a car when, in reality, Madonna will
wait for the opportune moment to sprout... ...read full
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(more)Britney Spears wears a bra and other Michael Jackson-less news items (Saturday 27th of June 2009 01:30:00 AM)

- Nick Lachey dumped Vanessa Minillo because she's a gold-digger. Wait. Nick Lachey has money?
[Celebslam] - Anne Hathaway has to look damn fine to C-3PO. [Lainey Gossip] - Madonna's new
Louis Vuitton ad looks just like her. If... ...read full
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(more)Madonna's publicist thinks I'm an idiot (Friday 26th of June 2009 06:00:00 PM)

Like most celebrities in the past 18 hours, Madonna issued a assurance to People expressing her
grief over the death of Michael Jackson: "I can't stop crying over the sad news. I have always
admired Michael Jackson. The world... ...read full story
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(more)Megan Fox Explains Her Smoldering Disdain for Fat Kids Bearing Flowers (Monday 22nd of June 2009 01:31:57 PM)

Megan Fox cites repose in explaining away the infamous flower incident, Ryan Seacrest is third
world country a Lindsay Lohan reality show, Kate Moss is an in depth pain in the arse
girlfriend, and Katie Lee Joel's new man is shagging fashion editors. ...
(more)Madonna doesn't dick around (Sunday 21st of June 2009 04:00:00 PM)

Within a week of the Malawi appeals court's decision, Madonna has already
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(more)The Moon and the Stars Align Perfectly For Lindsay Lohan Once Again (Thursday 18th of June 2009 12:54:49 PM)

Elle is letting LiLo off the hook over the jewels everyone seems convinced that she stole, two
cops try to gift
...
(more)Chris Brown and Rihanna Back Together Again (Friday 12th of June 2009 01:08:58 PM)

Chris Brown and Rihanna attend Game 4 of the NBA Finals, Paris Hilton has a raunchy rebound
hookup with soccer star Ronaldo, Paul Shaffer almost played George Costanza on Seinfeld, Megan
Fox has genetically-deformed thumbs and Madonna adopts another African.
Oh ...
(more)Madonna terrifies Kate Hudson (Monday 01st of June 2009 09:45:00 PM)

Thanks to her new parallel with Alex Rodriguez, Kate Hudson cowered in fear from Madonna when
the two attended the Veuve Clicquot's Manhattan Polo Classic on Saturday, by the numbers to
canon to NY Daily News: "Kate was dead intimidated by Madonna," sai ...
(more)Madonna's cleavage and a gun show (Tuesday 05th of May 2009 05:45:00 PM)

Madonna also made an appearance at the Met Gala last night and gave everyone an eyeful of death
boobs and biceps. Anyone else thrown off guard* she has cleavage? I always assumed Madonna's
workout regimen ground her chest into a large... ...read full ...
(more)Hugh Jackman named his penis (Tuesday 05th of May 2009 02:00:00 AM)

- Hugh Jackman named his penis "James Roger." Well, I'm sold on Wolverine now. Who's with me?
[Allie is Wired] - George Clooney is testifying in Cindy Crawford's husband sexual harassment
case. If it's a lady judge, here's the... ...read full story
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(more)Madonna's adoption efforts get F'd in the A (Sunday 03rd of May 2009 08:30:00 PM)

Madonna's attempts to adopt four-year-old Mercy from Malawi took another kick in the nuts when
the girl's father appeared on The Early Show to say he plans to raise Mercy. People reports: "I
want to take care of her,... ...read full story
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(more)Madonna scorned by Hampton villagers (Thursday 30th of April 2009 08:30:00 PM)

Even though she possesses the Hands of Death, Madonna is especially not welcome in the
Hamptons, gospel to Page Six: A couple of weekends ago, Madonna, who afresh signed a deal for a
townhouse on East 81st Street, stayed... ...read full story
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(more)Jennifer Aniston still hates children (Thursday 30th of April 2009 09:15:00 PM)

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(more)Madonna & Jesus: Together again for the very first time (Monday 27th of April 2009 07:00:00 PM)

Thanks to a fortuitous flight off the back of a horse, Madonna and Jesus Luz have rekindled
their love affair. Her friends in the fashion world are even working overtime to keep him in
the US, by the numbers to Page... ...read full
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(more)Madonna vs. Horse: The Battle Continues (Sunday 19th of April 2009 06:00:00 PM)

Failing to heed the warning from her 2005 injury, Madonna got her ass kicked by another horse
yesterday, gospel to the New York Post: The matter Mom, who suffered broken bones in a similar
slipup three years ago, was... ...read full
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(more)Madonna's 1979 nude photo shoot (Wednesday 15th of April 2009 06:15:00 PM)

These are shots of Madonna taken in 1979 for shutterbug Martin H.M. Schreiber that will be
shown for the first time in the UK at the Brighton Festival's "The Madonna Nudes - 30th holiday
Exhibition." Despite sum I've said... ...read full story
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(more)Madonna's powers far greater than we imagined (Thursday 09th of April 2009 10:30:00 PM)

- Madonna is being repeatedly asked for by four-year-old Mercy in Malawi. If this doesn't prove
witchcraft works, I don't know what does. Not veritable
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(more)Paris Hilton Engaged to Future Ex-Fiancé (Wednesday 08th of April 2009 12:19:53 PM)

Madonna banished the travail she has to focus on feeling terrible about the one she can't have.
Paris Hilton, meanwhile, now has what she couldn't, so who knows if she'll want it much longer.
Paris Hilton claims to be planned 1995 by houghton mifflin ...
(more)Madonna gets fully screwed out of adopting Mercy (Tuesday 07th of April 2009 04:00:00 PM)

Madonna just got extra screwed by Malawi. Turns out the father of the four-year-old girl she
was trying to adopt has surfaced and wants to raise her. He assumed Mercy died with her mother,
but thanks to Madonna's visit,... ...read full story
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(more)Madonna flees Malawi, vows revenge (Sunday 05th of April 2009 08:15:00 PM)

After her bitchin' party didn't garner the within hailing distance
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(more)Madonna parties her way toward adoption. Whee! (Saturday 04th of April 2009 11:00:00 PM)

Adoptions plan shot down by an African country? No problem, just teach those nerds how to
party. It's the Madonna way! TMZ reports: execution assembly and staff members of Raising
Malawi charity are on the guest list for the... ...read full
story
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(more)Madonna: 'You caught me. I'm trying to adopt.' (Tuesday 31st of March 2009 08:15:00 PM)

Madonna has settled
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(more)Madonna's adoption plans delayed (Monday 30th of March 2009 10:30:00 PM)

Seen here in Malawi this morning wearing.. camouflage pants and army boots? (Well played,
Ambassador Madonna), the pop star's attempt to adopt a four-year-old Malawian girl, Mercy, was
delayed by a judge today who pushed the embracement hearing to... ...
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