A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What
size?"The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes.""Yes, they do," she says, "What
size do you want?""Well, gee, I don't know," the man answers.The ...
(more)An excited man calls the fire branch and says, "Help me, my house is on fire!!"
The fireman
says, "Where do you live?"
The man replies, "I am too excited, I can't tell you the exact
address."
The fireman asks, "How do you expect us to get there?"
The ...
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