Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon throw kickass children's party - for themselves (Wednesday 14th of May 2008 04:00:00 PM)

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon rented out Six Flags Magic cumulus last night for a post-wedding
bash. Hip Hollywood has the exclusive details and photos of cupcakes. I, on the other hand, am
quoting their site and posting an airbrushed pic of Mariah in ...
(more)Nick Cannon, I hate you (Friday 09th of May 2008 04:00:00 PM)

I get a ton, no, make that a space ton, of e-mails from publicists trying to get me to shill
their client/wares. Well, this time around, one particular publicist knew how to push my
buttons: By sending a pic of Nick Cannon with a Limited ...
(more)Mariah Carey: I'm not retarded, there's a prenup (Tuesday 06th of May 2008 06:00:00 PM)

Prenuptial agreements are a gift from God. Basically, they let you try out this crazy
connubiality thing then sober up, realize you made a gigantic mistake and still keep all your
cash. They're greeaat! So great, in fact, that Mariah Carey made sure ...
(more)Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon engaged (Thursday 01st of May 2008 06:15:00 PM)

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are reportedly engaged. That is if you believe the monstrosity
on her finger is an engagement ring. (Note: Not the Band-Aid. That would be too romantic.)
MSNBC reports:
The couple sent the rumor mill into overdrive when ...
(more)Mariah Carey won't be getting love from the paps (Friday 25th of April 2008 04:50:00 PM)

Mariah Carey's diva antics have landed her on the paparazzi's shit list. She also apparently
got pissy with the Good Morning America crew where these pics were taken. It looks the paps are
super pissed and want to see Mariah go back to unveiling stamps. ...
(more)Mariah Carey: I'd feel 'violated' having a kid (Wednesday 23rd of April 2008 05:40:00 PM)

Mariah Carey's circadian rhythm clock may be ticking (She's almost 40. Eww!), but she's in no
rush to procreate. Despite having all the ample body parts to do so. Wait, almost 40. Bad
penis! NY Daily News reports:
"I don't think I could properly educate ...
(more)Mariah Carey pwns Elvis (Thursday 03rd of April 2008 04:55:00 PM)

Mariah Carey's latest single "Touch My Body" just went #1 on the Billboard Singles Chart.
This is the 18th single to hit the top spot for Mariah and puts her ahead of Elvis. She's now
only second to The Beatles. But still nowhere near as ...
(more)Mariah Carey smells like s’mores (Wednesday 21st of November 2007 07:50:42 PM)

Mariah Carey stopped by Ellen’s show yesterday, you know the one that’s still
going on despite a writer’s strike. Mariah was wearing her new perfume, M by Mariah
Carey, prompting Ellen to say, “you smell a little like s’mores,” ...
(more)Mariah Carey thinks people want to look at her (Friday 28th of September 2007 07:48:39 PM)

Mariah Carey is extremely serious about her sauna privacy. She had a few too many drinks at
VH1’s Music Cares event and took her bodyguards to the bathroom. Here’s what
happened, gospel to NY Daily News:
Two women already there say her ...
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