Michael Douglas' Son Cameron Helping Dad Live Through "Traffic", Also: Naming Names (Saturday 30th of January 2010 05:00:00 PM)

Michael Douglas is living through Traffic, and his kid might be a RAT. Alicia Keys and Swizz
Beats trying to make beauteous music. Nicole Richie: not a skeleton. Jessica Alba's one
year-old daughter: caliente? Presenting your firearm Morning Gossip Roundup:
Michael ...
(more)Discovering where your talents lie (Sunday 20th of September 2009 01:34:00 AM)

Every individual is born with
innate abilities, and these innate abilities may be
referred to as talents. Our
God given talents are always there to help us in serving our
purpose in life.
It is quite difficult for some people to discover where ...
(more)Olivia Wilde hawks perfume and other news (Friday 04th of September 2009 04:25:00 AM)

- Michael Jackson's funeral was today. I wonder what it was like when they found out his
gravestone dispenses candy. Hmm... [PopEater] - Salma Hayek flipped out last night at a
doughnut shop when all the outdoor seating was taken... ...read full
story
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(more)Doug Reinhardt Gets Paris Hilton an Island to Win Back Her Love (Wednesday 12th of August 2009 12:36:46 PM)

Doug and Paris rekindle their tainted love, Sienna Miller falls for the "Slinky Wizard," Renee
Zellweger and Bradley Cooper play grab-ass, Justin Timberlake buys a house in Greenwich, Paula
Abdul might head to ABC and Russell Brand seeks new love.
Doug ...
(more)Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier (Saturday 01st of August 2009 03:40:20 PM)

Michael Jackson's doctor is still just as sketchy as before. Tom Cruise will raise your kids
for you. Jude Law's new baby's name, rappers, witches, Heroes, Gossip Girls, and Ashton
Kutcher's fake life. Presenting an epic pistol Morning Gossip Roundup:
Tom ...
(more)Love For a Victoria's Secret Model Forces Orlando Bloom to Walk Away from the New Pirates Sequel (Monday 27th of July 2009 12:59:25 PM)

Orlando Bloom passes on playing Will Turner to be with his girlfriend, Megan Fox thinks zombies
are sexy, Tara Reid is quite skinny, Paris Hilton claims to have inspired Michael Jackson and
Amy Winehouse almost dies after a binge.
Orlando Bloom, who ...
(more)Milla Jovovich's hotness is debatable and other news (Friday 24th of July 2009 04:00:00 AM)

- Paris Hilton's asinine claim that Michael Jackson named his girl after her DEBUNKED.
[Celebslam] - Taylor Lautner totally dumped Selena Gomez for his ex Sara Hicks. -- So that's
what it's like to write for Tiger Beat. [Lainey... ...read full
story
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(more)Paris Hilton: 'Michael Jackson named his daughter after me' (Thursday 23rd of July 2009 08:30:00 PM)

While attendant the opening night
notes:a debut is a first public appearance; a premiere is a
first performance of her MTV documentary Paris, Not France (above), Paris Hilton revealed to
Extra that Michael Jackson's girl was named after her: "My mom and ...
(more)Debbie Rowe reveals 'secret settlement' to friend (Tuesday 14th of July 2009 08:30:00 PM)

Shortly after Michael Jackson's death, Debbie Rowe reportedly sent e-mails to her best friend
Rebecca White who sat down with Extra to talk about Debbie's intentions in fighting for custody
of the children. And while those intentions involve keeping ...
(more)10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week (Friday 10th of July 2009 08:00:00 PM)

Many weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag,
we collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap.
1.) Debbie
Rowe
Love her.
newVideoPlayer("/debrowe71009_jez_512K.flv", ...
(more)Michael Jackson's Big Top Memorial Service (Tuesday 07th of July 2009 07:15:00 PM)

Well, the Michael Jackson
...
(more)Madonna's publicist thinks I'm an idiot (Friday 26th of June 2009 06:00:00 PM)

Like most celebrities in the past 18 hours, Madonna issued a assurance to People expressing her
grief over the death of Michael Jackson: "I can't stop crying over the sad news. I have always
admired Michael Jackson. The world... ...read full story
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(more)Heidi & Spencer: America's Punching Bag (Friday 24th of April 2009 09:30:00 PM)

- Heidi and Spencer shill themselves out in front of a green screen. the net* exploitation
occurs. [Videogum] - Robert Pattinson's early made-for-TV movie days. Now I see how he was so
prepared for Twilight. ZING! -- I'll be avoiding... ...read full ...
(more)This Time, Britney Spears Chose To Be Restrained (Wednesday 04th of March 2009 01:13:59 PM)

Britney Spears acted out her traumatic past for her concert audiences/group therapy buddies
while the Speaker of the House prepared to soak in Brad Pitt's public policy wisdom.Britney
Spears bilateral to concert stage with an act that be conspicuous S&M ...
(more)ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti (Tuesday 18th of November 2008 02:57:45 PM)

Nearly three years ago, Lindsay Lohan scrawled "Scarlett [Johansson] is a bloody cunt" on a
sauna wall at the Dark Room on the Lower East Side. Allure finally asked Johansson about the
incident: "I don't know what the push was behind that. I ...
(more)Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin wish death upon each other (Tuesday 23rd of December 2008 07:15:00 PM)

- Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin have started openly feuding on the set of 30 Rock. In related news,
I just settled a bet with myself to see if I could post the most boring gossip item ever. I
win! [Star]
- Heidi & Spencer's ...
(more)Michael Jackson: 'Know who never gets accused of touching kids? Zorro.' (Saturday 13th of December 2008 04:00:00 PM)

Michael Jackson ran around Beverly Hills last night wearing a black mask and fedora which I
can only assume means he's decided to go "full child molestor." He's already growing a
mustache, so the rickety van acquirement can't be far behind. Wait, is ...
(more)Michael Jackson's brain erroneously valued at $350,000 (Wednesday 19th of November 2008 12:00:00 AM)

Apparently, it requires a highly trained expert to figure out what the fuck is going on
inside Michael Jackson's head. Shocker! The NY Daily News reports:
A sheikh subsidizing
Michael Jackson spent almost $350,000 on a brain-power guru to help the ...
(more)Michael Jackson can no longer attract children with amusement park, must rely on personality (Thursday 13th of November 2008 03:30:00 PM)

Michael Jackson's piss-poor finances have caused him to hand fiddler's green Ranch over to a
real estate company that saved him from foreclosure. Michael does own a partial share of the
company but has fundamentally forsaken the merriment park since ...
(more)Pamela Anderson dating Michael Jackson? (Wednesday 03rd of September 2008 04:45:00 PM)

In the biggest display of FTWism ever, Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been secretly
dating, by the book to the UK Mirror. The two met up in Malibu and superficially hit it off
proving my theory that Pamela would hump a toaster oven if ...
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