Tags Results for 'michael jackson'

Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin wish death upon each other (Tuesday 23rd of December 2008 07:15:00 PM)

- Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin have started openly feuding on the set of 30 Rock. In related news,
I just settled a bet with myself to see if I could post the most boring gossip item ever. I
win! [Star] - Heidi & Spencer's ... (more)

Michael Jackson: 'Know who never gets accused of touching kids? Zorro.' (Saturday 13th of December 2008 04:00:00 PM)

Michael Jackson ran around Beverly Hills last night wearing a black mask and fedora which I
can only assume means he's decided to go "full child molestor." He's already growing a
mustache, so the rickety van acquirement can't be far behind. Wait, is ... (more)

Michael Jackson's brain erroneously valued at $350,000 (Wednesday 19th of November 2008 12:00:00 AM)

Apparently, it requires a highly trained expert to figure out what the fuck is going on
inside Michael Jackson's head. Shocker! The NY Daily News reports: A sheikh subsidizing
Michael Jackson spent almost $350,000 on a brain-power guru to help the ... (more)

Michael Jackson can no longer attract children with amusement park, must rely on personality (Thursday 13th of November 2008 03:30:00 PM)

Michael Jackson's piss-poor finances have caused him to hand fiddler's green Ranch over to a
real estate company that saved him from foreclosure. Michael does own a partial share of the
company but has fundamentally forsaken the merriment park since ... (more)

Pamela Anderson dating Michael Jackson? (Wednesday 03rd of September 2008 04:45:00 PM)

In the biggest display of FTWism ever, Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been secretly
dating, by the book to the UK Mirror. The two met up in Malibu and superficially hit it off
proving my theory that Pamela would hump a toaster oven if ... (more)

 

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