The Tiger Woods Rumor Mill Keeps Churning [Brittany Murphy] (Wednesday 30th of December 2009 01:20:00 PM)
• Did you hear the story that made the rounds yesteryear about how Tiger Woods' wife Elin
whacked the golf champ in the face with a 9-iron after she discovered text messages from Rachel
Uchitel, and the injuries he
carry in the aftermath (a
wow*
notes:
the ...
(more)Jon Gosselin sold his kids to pedophiles. Or something. (Tuesday 24th of November 2009 08:25:00 PM)
Michael Lohan's tape recorder is back. Instead of targeting Lindsay and Dina, Michael's selling
private phone calls with Jon Gosselin to RadarOnline that reveal the Homely Humper's ability to
use horrible choices of words during a secretly laugh soundtrack ...
(more)Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You (Sunday 15th of November 2009 04:30:00 PM)
Paris is back, bitches. Art Garfunkel: kind of a bitch. Ann Landers went to Scores with JFK Jr.
Diane von Furstenburg's been water cooler Pimp Juice. Sammy Sosa: white. Metal weddings: black.
Michael Moore: fat. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup!
Uh-oh. ...
(more)Dina Lohan: 'Lindsay's going to die soon' (Thursday 12th of November 2009 05:15:00 PM)
Seen here doing what she does best last night, Lindsay Lohan is no doubt going going to die
soon, by the numbers to the latest released phone call between Dina and Michael Lohan.
RadarOnline reports: In the phone call, which was recorded... ...read full ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan is a cutter. I DON'T BELIEVE IT! (Wednesday 11th of November 2009 02:30:00 PM)
Another day, another horrible breach of privacy by Michael Lohan. In the latest tape "leaked"
to the press, Dina Lohan blames Michael for driving to Lindsay to cut herself. RadarOnline
reports: Michael is talking with Dina, telling her that... ...read ...
(more)Michael Lohan tried to sell Lindsay recordings for $100,000 (Sunday 08th of November 2009 10:45:00 PM)
Because he loves her so much, Michael Lohan at first tried to sell the latterly released phone
recordings of Lindsay for $100,000 to various media outlets. He eventually gave the recordings
to Radar Online for free who agreed to pay... ...read full ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's dad totally wants her (Tuesday 18th of August 2009 09:15:00 PM)
Seen here for no logical reason whatsoever at the New York opening night
notes:a debut is a
first public appearance; a opening night
notes:a debut is a first public appearance; a opening
night
notes:a debut is a first public appearance; a premiere is ...
(more)Jon Gosselin: 'I don't want my kids Googling me' (Tuesday 28th of July 2009 04:30:00 PM)
Jon Gosselin claims he's learned his lesson and won't be stepping out on the town with the
ladies anytime soon. Us pulp* reports: "It's crazy," he tells Usmagazine.com. "I don't want
[8-year-old twins] Mady and Cara Googling me, and... ...read full
story
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(more)Jon Gosselin & Michael Lohan: BFFs 4 Life (Sunday 26th of July 2009 06:30:00 PM)
Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan spent the weekend in the Hamptons simultaneously where, like any
good friend, Mike used the room to get his face in the press by giving interviews. Here he is
in People revealing Jon wants... ...read full
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(more)Megan Fox on Wonder Woman: 'Do not want.' (Friday 29th of May 2009 02:20:00 AM)
- Megan Fox will not be playing Wonder Woman because she's a "lame superhero." Somewhere,
crucial inquire of fanboys almost stopped masturbating. Almost. [Just Jared] - Lindsay Lohan
tones down the crazy to keep the acting gig she only landed... ...read ...
(more)Michael Lohan wants YOU to break up Sam & Lindsay (Friday 30th of January 2009 05:00:00 PM)
Michael, I'm sorry MIKE Lohan is lamenting the reunion of Lindsay and Samantha Ronson. In a
desperate cry for help/attention, he latterly took to his blog to call Samantha a gold-digging
lesbian who's ruining Lindsay's acting career. Enjoy some... ...read ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's dad seems like a really nice guy (Monday 29th of December 2008 07:30:00 PM)
Michael Lohan has foregone taking responsibility for dropping a holiday bomb that he fathered
a love child and opted to blame Samantha Ronson for writing Lindsay's saint nick Eve blog where
she lamented about her dad's wayward wang. Page Six reports:
Michael ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan just got best Christmas present ever: A bastard half-sister! Thanks, Santa! (Wednesday 24th of December 2008 08:00:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan dropped a yuletide log on her MySpace today. Turns out her dad Michael Lohan
fathered a child with a woman he was cheating on Dina Lohan with. No word if the girl is Ashley
Kaufman from this summer's epic "Lohan Love Child" saga, ...
(more)Michael Lohan is a jackass (Thursday 20th of November 2008 09:00:00 PM)
You know what's always a good thing to do before crazy bag celebrities in a charity boxing
match? Check with your parole officer. A crucial step Michael Lohan seems to have skipped, by
the numbers to TMZ:
Lindsay's dad got the hook for that charity ...
(more)Michael Lohan wants YOU to kick his ass (Monday 06th of October 2008 10:00:00 PM)
Michael Lohan is auctioning off a chance to get in the ring and punch the press-whore out of
him. The auction starts at $5,000 with all yield going to charity, by the book to requirement
to decree to FOX News:
Jeff Cohen, an organizer for the ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan filing a restraining order against dad (Friday 26th of September 2008 07:00:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan has reached the final straw with her father Michael Lohan. After another battle
in the press this week, Chesty Chesteron of Chestrackistan has decided to file a restraining
order against her old man. Page Six reports:
Sources said, that ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's dad really doesn't like Samantha Ronson (Wednesday 24th of September 2008 07:45:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan (seen above on a photo shoot last night) is sparring with her dad in the press
again. Page Six has obtained an e-mail from Michael Lohan which he sent to x17online. In it, he
criticizes Samantha Ronson and thinks she's the one behind ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's dad fires back at Barack Obama (Thursday 18th of September 2008 06:45:00 PM)
Michael Lohan called out the Barack Obama drive after they passed on Lindsay Lohan's offer to
host events for young voters. A source in the 1995 by houghton mifflin harcourt issue company.
published by houghton mifflin harcourt publishing company. all ...
(more)Michael Lohan gets one-hour special to 'expose Dina Lohan' (Friday 29th of August 2008 05:15:00 PM)
After getting his nuts kicked in on Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's blog, Michael Lohan
has magically sexually transmitted disease a one-hour TV special where he'll 'expose' ex-wife
Dina Lohan who he claims is the one that told him Samantha Ronson ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson blog attack Michael Lohan (Thursday 28th of August 2008 05:45:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both took to their lion blogs after Michael Lohan publicly
called Samantha a "drug" for Lindsay and claimed she would out Lindsay in a tell-all book.
Lindsay became so incensed she churned out the coming hyphen-laden ...
(more)Michael Lohan challenges Kevin Federline to boxing match (Monday 25th of August 2008 03:00:00 PM)
Michael Lohan is challenging Kevin Federline to a charity boxing match, according to
regulation to OK! Magazine:
"Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a infamous
personage dad and so am I," Michael tells OK! exclusively. "It’s ...
(more)Michael Lohan's paternity test delayed (Friday 18th of July 2008 03:45:00 PM)
Michael Lohan has a while to go before he finds out if he really did father a love child. The
paternity test has been delayed and awaits a court order to proceed. Michael has admitted to
having an affair with Kristi Kaufman who is the ...
(more)Illegitimate Lohan love-child (pending paternity test) wants record deal (Wednesday 02nd of July 2008 10:25:00 PM)
Ashley Kaufmann, or may or may not be the fruit of Michael Lohan's loins, is already angling
for a record contract, positive to MSNBC:
A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has
more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”
A Lohan family source adds, ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's Secret Sister: The Untold Story (Tuesday 01st of July 2008 08:25:00 PM)
Word broke that Michael Lohan may have an lawless love child floating about. Ashley Kaufmann
(above) might be the 13-year-old half-sister of Lindsay Lohan. Ashley's mother Kristi talked to
OK! pulp* about the circumstances revolving around Ashley and ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's dad may have fathered a love child (Friday 27th of June 2008 10:25:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan might have a sister she never knew about it. Her father Michael Lohan reveals
that he had a brief affinity with a woman while he was separated from Dina. Recently, the woman
wrote him a letter that claims he's the father of her ...
(more)Michael Lohan: 'Dina is a wannabe living off Lindsay's fame' (Tuesday 03rd of June 2008 06:40:00 PM)
Michael Lohan has Dina Lohan back in the court this morning after she failed to allow him to
see their kids 15 out of 29 times for court-ordered visits. Turns out Dina's too busy drinking,
working on her show and pimping out 14-year-old offspring Meal ...
(more)Michael Lohan: Hey, I wanna be in the news too! Ooh ooh! Me me me! (Thursday 08th of May 2008 05:55:00 PM)
This whole Dina Lohan/Mingling Moms fiasco keeps getting better. St. Michael Lohan already
chimed in his two cents to TMZ Tuesday night, but now he's talking to Page Six about his
disgust with Dina's credit as a Top Mom:
Michael fumed, "Are you kidding! ...
(more)Michael Lohan is a hypocrite, lousy TV show creator (Wednesday 12th of March 2008 05:25:00 PM)
Jesus' new best friend Saint Michael Lohan of Assclownia pitched a fit when he found out his
ex-wife Dina Lohan is pushing in a reality show with their daughter Ali. But, it turns out
Michael has been trying to land a TV show of his ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan’s dad is a holy man (Friday 12th of October 2007 05:33:49 PM)
Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan apparently is a cheating bastard. A Long Island
woman has been dating Michael for the past four months; only to find out he has a new
girlfriend. Page Six reports:
“We fell in love - there was 'I love ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan and her dad are saints (Tuesday 18th of September 2007 04:32:31 PM)
Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan visited her in rehab a month ago. He had remained
quiet on the visit until now. Michael talked to the U.K.’s News of the World about
Lindsay’s improvement. Here’s what he had to say, as hide ...
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