Michael Lohan is a jackass (Thursday 20th of November 2008 09:00:00 PM)
You know what's always a good thing to do before crazy bag celebrities in a charity boxing
match? Check with your parole officer. A crucial step Michael Lohan seems to have skipped, by
the numbers to TMZ:
Lindsay's dad got the hook for that charity ...
(more)Michael Lohan wants YOU to kick his ass (Monday 06th of October 2008 10:00:00 PM)
Michael Lohan is auctioning off a chance to get in the ring and punch the press-whore out of
him. The auction starts at $5,000 with all yield going to charity, by the book to requirement
to decree to FOX News:
Jeff Cohen, an organizer for the ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan filing a restraining order against dad (Friday 26th of September 2008 07:00:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan has reached the final straw with her father Michael Lohan. After another battle
in the press this week, Chesty Chesteron of Chestrackistan has decided to file a restraining
order against her old man. Page Six reports:
Sources said, that ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's dad really doesn't like Samantha Ronson (Wednesday 24th of September 2008 07:45:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan (seen above on a photo shoot last night) is sparring with her dad in the press
again. Page Six has obtained an e-mail from Michael Lohan which he sent to x17online. In it, he
criticizes Samantha Ronson and thinks she's the one behind ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's dad fires back at Barack Obama (Thursday 18th of September 2008 06:45:00 PM)
Michael Lohan called out the Barack Obama drive after they passed on Lindsay Lohan's offer to
host events for young voters. A source in the 1995 by houghton mifflin harcourt issue company.
published by houghton mifflin harcourt publishing company. all ...
(more)Michael Lohan gets one-hour special to 'expose Dina Lohan' (Friday 29th of August 2008 05:15:00 PM)
After getting his nuts kicked in on Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's blog, Michael Lohan
has magically sexually transmitted disease a one-hour TV special where he'll 'expose' ex-wife
Dina Lohan who he claims is the one that told him Samantha Ronson ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson blog attack Michael Lohan (Thursday 28th of August 2008 05:45:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both took to their lion blogs after Michael Lohan publicly
called Samantha a "drug" for Lindsay and claimed she would out Lindsay in a tell-all book.
Lindsay became so incensed she churned out the coming hyphen-laden ...
(more)Michael Lohan challenges Kevin Federline to boxing match (Monday 25th of August 2008 03:00:00 PM)
Michael Lohan is challenging Kevin Federline to a charity boxing match, according to
regulation to OK! Magazine:
"Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a infamous
personage dad and so am I," Michael tells OK! exclusively. "It’s ...
(more)Michael Lohan's paternity test delayed (Friday 18th of July 2008 03:45:00 PM)
Michael Lohan has a while to go before he finds out if he really did father a love child. The
paternity test has been delayed and awaits a court order to proceed. Michael has admitted to
having an affair with Kristi Kaufman who is the ...
(more)Illegitimate Lohan love-child (pending paternity test) wants record deal (Wednesday 02nd of July 2008 10:25:00 PM)
Ashley Kaufmann, or may or may not be the fruit of Michael Lohan's loins, is already angling
for a record contract, positive to MSNBC:
A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has
more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”
A Lohan family source adds, ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's Secret Sister: The Untold Story (Tuesday 01st of July 2008 08:25:00 PM)
Word broke that Michael Lohan may have an lawless love child floating about. Ashley Kaufmann
(above) might be the 13-year-old half-sister of Lindsay Lohan. Ashley's mother Kristi talked to
OK! pulp* about the circumstances revolving around Ashley and ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's dad may have fathered a love child (Friday 27th of June 2008 10:25:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan might have a sister she never knew about it. Her father Michael Lohan reveals
that he had a brief affinity with a woman while he was separated from Dina. Recently, the woman
wrote him a letter that claims he's the father of her ...
(more)Michael Lohan: 'Dina is a wannabe living off Lindsay's fame' (Tuesday 03rd of June 2008 06:40:00 PM)
Michael Lohan has Dina Lohan back in the court this morning after she failed to allow him to
see their kids 15 out of 29 times for court-ordered visits. Turns out Dina's too busy drinking,
working on her show and pimping out 14-year-old offspring Meal ...
(more)Michael Lohan: Hey, I wanna be in the news too! Ooh ooh! Me me me! (Thursday 08th of May 2008 05:55:00 PM)
This whole Dina Lohan/Mingling Moms fiasco keeps getting better. St. Michael Lohan already
chimed in his two cents to TMZ Tuesday night, but now he's talking to Page Six about his
disgust with Dina's credit as a Top Mom:
Michael fumed, "Are you kidding! ...
(more)Michael Lohan is a hypocrite, lousy TV show creator (Wednesday 12th of March 2008 05:25:00 PM)
Jesus' new best friend Saint Michael Lohan of Assclownia pitched a fit when he found out his
ex-wife Dina Lohan is pushing in a reality show with their daughter Ali. But, it turns out
Michael has been trying to land a TV show of his ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan’s dad is a holy man (Friday 12th of October 2007 05:33:49 PM)
Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan apparently is a cheating bastard. A Long Island
woman has been dating Michael for the past four months; only to find out he has a new
girlfriend. Page Six reports:
“We fell in love - there was 'I love ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan and her dad are saints (Tuesday 18th of September 2007 04:32:31 PM)
Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan visited her in rehab a month ago. He had remained
quiet on the visit until now. Michael talked to the U.K.’s News of the World about
Lindsay’s improvement. Here’s what he had to say, as hide ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan getting visit from dad (Wednesday 29th of August 2007 05:43:48 PM)
Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan will be visiting the troubled actress at the
Cirque Lodge rehabilitation center in Utah. The two haven't seen each other in years due to
Michael’s trouble with the law and abusive temper, but Lindsay ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan’s parents reach divorce settlement (Monday 20th of August 2007 06:10:16 PM)
This is kind of old news and I wasn't sure it was worth mentioning, but Dina and Michael
Lohan have reached an agreement on their divorce settlement. Us reports:
Though the terms of
the agreement were not disclosed, state Supreme Court Justice Robert ...
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