Morgan Freeman is specially jovial after being pulled out of his car by the jaws of life late
Sunday night. He's heading to undergo surgery for several broken bones, but is quoted as saying
"Pfft. Car crashes are pussy shit." Okay, he didn't really ...
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Apparently it's Sobering News Day on The Superficial. Morgan Freeman was seriously injured in
an disaster late last night and is in serious estate at a Mississippi hospital. His car flipped
several times after veering off the highway and rescue workers ...
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