Tags Results for 'mummy'

A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: ... (Wednesday 06th of August 2008 04:10:02 PM)

A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everyone
could only count to 3 but I can count to 5. Look - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Does that mean I am special
mummy?""Yes dear it does."The ... (more)

Little Johnny: "Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?" ... (Tuesday 22nd of July 2008 08:10:02 AM)

Little Johnny: "Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?"Mum: "No it doesn't my son."Little
Johnny: "Oops, so it was a canary that I squeezed ..." More: - The rest... ... (more)

A Sure Bet (Friday 04th of July 2008 08:45:01 PM)

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a
mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've
just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of ... (more)

Stoopid Baby Names (Saturday 17th of November 2007 12:00:00 AM)

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her producing walked up to her
and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a
petal fell on your head." The next baby walked ... (more)

A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: ... (Saturday 10th of November 2007 08:00:05 AM)

A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everybody
could only count to 3 but I can count to 5. Look - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Does that mean I am special
mummy?""Yes dear it ... (more)

 

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