Photos: Casino Demon, the Rogue Transmission and Fire Balloon Live! at Yuyintang (Shanghaiist) (Monday 24th of November 2008 05:32:46 AM)
Friday night Casino Demon and The Fire Balloon (both from Beijing) played with local band the
Rogue stick shift at Yuyintang. The Fire Balloon started it off with some garage rock and
popping tunes with a Beijing slant. The always-fun-to-watch Rogue stick ...
(more)At Sydney University, there were four students taking Organic Chemistry. ... (Sunday 16th of November 2008 03:10:02 PM)
At Sydney University, there were four students taking Organic Chemistry. They did so well on
all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These
four friends were so self-confident with the finals approaching ...
(more)In blow to tradition, Casino Night canceled over legal concerns (Yale Daily News) (Saturday 08th of November 2008 05:21:39 AM)
Yale’s annual Casino Night party, which had been consigned for tonight, has been
canceled, Ezra Stiles College Master Stephen Pitti announced Friday. Lawyers in the
University's Office of the General Counsel set Friday postmeridian that Casino ...
(more)A man walked into a bar after just being dumped. ... (Sunday 02nd of November 2008 07:10:02 PM)
A man walked into a bar after just being dumped. The person serving at the time was a woman.
She kept on giving him free drinks the whole night. When the bar had closed she went up to him
and asked if he wanted to ...
(more)The minister dies and the congregation decides, ... (Thursday 30th of October 2008 07:10:02 PM)
The vicar
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church; pastor is another word for priest or cleric and reverend is a generic prefix for a
since the birth of jesus christ leader dies and the congregation decides, ...
(more)The minister dies and the congregation decides, ... (Thursday 30th of October 2008 07:10:02 PM)
The dean dies and the congregation decides, after some time, that his widow, should marry
again. Since it is a small village the only to be had
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(more)Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her ... (Friday 31st of October 2008 11:10:02 AM)
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression,
mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her woman constantly is calling her and urging her to
get back into the world. Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, ...
(more)A police officer, ... (Friday 24th of October 2008 04:10:02 AM)
A police officer, though appropriated for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty
early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning.Not wanting to wake
his wife, he naked as a jaybird in the dark, crept into the ...
(more)In MN, Massive Police Raids On Suspected Protestors (Monday 01st of September 2008 08:00:01 PM)
X0563511 alerts us to events in Minneapolis and St. Paul in advance of the Republican
convocation (which has been put on hold because of tornado Gustav). Local police backed by the
FBI raided a number of homes and public buildings and confiscated video ...
(more)An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. ... (Sunday 24th of August 2008 08:10:02 PM)
An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?"
asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control
of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get ...
(more)Sirius, XM Merger Gets FCC Approval (Sunday 27th of July 2008 01:45:03 AM)
Populous readers, including koavf, have written to tell us the FCC has finally approved the
Sirius-XM merger that has been in the works for quite a while now. CNN has picked up AP
scope
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(more)Last night (Friday 11th of July 2008 06:03:55 AM)
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It Rain.But the woman sitting next to me speaks softly in my ear: ...
(more)Joe Cocker on Late Night With Conan O'Brien (Thursday 10th of July 2008 06:03:31 AM)
If you're a Joe Cocker fan, like me, it's worth staying up tonight to watch the "Sheffield
Shouter" on "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" (12:35 am, NBC). Cocker is scheduled
to perform a song from his new CD, "Hymn For My Soul. ...
(more)Dan Patrick reteams with Olbermann on NBC's Football Night in America (Tuesday 08th of July 2008 07:01:43 AM)
Dan Patrick is joining Football Night in America. Patrick, formerly the main man at ESPN -- and
Keith's longtime partner on Sports Center as well as Dan's radio show -- will be paired up with
Olbermann again and will be slotted in as Coach Jim ...
(more)Pay A-tention (Friday 06th of June 2008 01:00:00 AM)
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream,
woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him, "What you
think?"
The Lone Ranger replies reassuringly, "Well, Tonto, it's ...
(more)Rabbit Breakout (Sunday 01st of June 2008 01:00:00 AM)
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat
themselves into a stupor and sleep everyplace the night. The next morning, they find an entire
field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw ...
(more)The morning after an all-night honeymoon expert virtuoso performance in bed, ... (Monday 12th of May 2008 04:10:02 AM)
The morning after an all-night honeymoon expert virtuoso pursuance in bed, the somewhat amazed
but blissfully happy newlywed wife snuggles up to her new hubby and says, "Darling, you are
just wonderful. Last night was simply amazing. May I ask how many ...
(more)A Child's Prayer (Wednesday 09th of April 2008 01:00:00 AM)
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy,
Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was
glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead ...
(more)Under the Influence (Sunday 09th of March 2008 12:00:00 AM)
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed
your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.
Again, he hears, ''Your mom
was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries ...
(more)Patty loves to drink at the local bar, but his wife disapproves of this. ... (Wednesday 05th of March 2008 03:10:02 AM)
Patty loves to drink at the local bar, but his wife disapproves of this. One night, he's at the
bar and he gets extremely drunk. He tries to stand up, but immedeatly falls to the floor. He
tries this a few more times, but each ...
(more)A man walked into a bar after just being dumped. ... (Wednesday 30th of January 2008 11:10:02 PM)
A man walked into a bar after just being dumped. The person serving at the time was a woman.
She kept on giving him free drinks the whole night. When the bar had closed she went up to him
and asked if he wanted to ...
(more)Widow For One Year (Saturday 26th of January 2008 12:00:00 AM)
One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says,
''Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't
there!''''I know!'' the next woman says, ''Last night my ...
(more)Ratings strong for late-night shows (Friday 04th of January 2008 12:54:29 AM)
Television viewers welcomed late-night hosts with open arms for their first night back at work
in two months because of a writers strike. Jay Leno's "Tonight" show on NBC was seen by 7.2
million viewers, or 43 percent more than what he had been averaging ...
(more)The 12 Days of Christmas (Saturday 22nd of December 2007 12:00:00 AM)
December 14, 1972
My dearest darling John:
Who ever in the whole world would dream of
getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a
hundred times for inasmuch as cap of me this way.
My love always, ...
(more)Birthday girl Britney parties with Paris - as rumours grow that she is pregnant (Daily Mail) (Monday 03rd of December 2007 12:48:47 AM)
It looks as though troubled singer Britney Spears is back to her old ways as spent the night
celebrating her birthday with friends in Beverly Hills last night. The troubled pop star looked
like she was enjoying herself as she celebrated her birthday, ...
(more)Casino Night Hits The Jackpot (Garden City News) (Saturday 01st of December 2007 09:14:38 PM)
The Garden City Nursery School hosted its first annual Casino Night at the Stewart Manor
Country Club on October 26. Two Texas Hold'em poker tournaments and tables for black jack,
craps and virginity kept the funny money flowing all night long. It was ...
(more)Anchor Brian Williams playing 'SNL' host (Thursday 01st of November 2007 10:51:41 PM)
He calls it his "night off," but Brian Williams will spend it on the air as host of this week's
"Saturday Night Live." And though he'll be broadcasting from NBC's Rockefeller Center
headquarters - the same bay tilt where he anchors "NBC Nightly News" ...
(more)Twist Again... (Monday 29th of October 2007 12:00:00 AM)
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy
with his own car and a poodle cut hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and
invites him in.
'Peggy Sue's not ready ...
(more)Love at First Sight (Friday 28th of September 2007 01:00:00 AM)
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a dazzling woman eating at the next
table. He had been hindrance her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye ...
(more)At Sydney University, there were four students taking Organic Chemistry. ... (Thursday 20th of September 2007 10:30:04 AM)
At Sydney University, there were four students taking Organic Chemistry. They did so well on
all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These
four friends were so confident with the finals approaching that ...
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