Paris Hilton pitches the TV show from Hell (Thursday 03rd of July 2008 09:25:00 PM)
Paris Hilton thought up a TV show that will positively make me pay random strangers to throw
an axe at my face. It's basically The View but hosted by famous celebrities who will address
such topics as the paparazzi, career government and, most importantly, ...
(more)Don't Get It Twisted, Blake Lively Is Nothing Like Paris Hilton (Tuesday 01st of July 2008 08:50:00 PM)
Any way you slice it, Gossip Girl star Blake Lively is having one helluva year. Not only is her
show a big hit (online, that is), but she's promoting in the expected sequel to Sisterhood Of
The door-to-door salesman Pants, she got to spend a ...
(more)Paris Hilton Proves You Can Never Be Too Rich Or Too Thin, But You Can Be Too Stoned (Saturday 21st of June 2008 01:10:00 AM)
When it comes to values, there is no better role model than Paris Hilton. The heiress has a
love for family members rich enough to post bail money, a love of puppies so strong it’s
against the law, and a love for makin’ love in ...
(more)Hollywood Privacywatch: Britney Spears Enjoys Some Poolside Chicken Fingers (Friday 20th of June 2008 07:30:00 PM)
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(more)Meat Lover Jessica Simpson Becomes Latest Celebrity To Face Snarky Wrath Of PETA (Tuesday 17th of June 2008 11:05:00 PM)
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(more)Paris Hilton - Fascinating Fact 5455 (ContactMusic) (Saturday 14th of June 2008 02:35:55 PM)
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(more)Paris Hilton still alive, NOT procreating (Friday 06th of June 2008 05:25:00 PM)
Anyone revive Paris Hilton? Anyone? Ha ha, just kidding. Who could forget all that herp?
What're you looking at above are pics of Paris and Benji Madden that sparked contemplation
she's knocked up with a devil spawn. Fortunately, for humanity's sake, ...
(more)Guess The Celebrity Feet! (Wednesday 04th of June 2008 04:00:00 PM)
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(more)Introducing Andy Fiscella, Aspiring Hollywood Player: He's 'Major, Major,' Okay? (Wednesday 28th of May 2008 08:00:00 PM)
Meet Andy Fiscella. Andy owns the Lohan- and Dunst-infested Crown Bar, as well as the Dime and
Winston’s. Andy’s likes include: brown corduroys, Brett Ratner, and knocking on
wood for good luck. Andy’s dislikes include: Britney Spears, ...
(more)Rumored Britney Spears Sex Tape Features Climactic Cameo By Her Old Friend, The Pink Wig (Thursday 15th of May 2008 04:30:00 PM)
Most sex tape rumors involving Britney Spears are either too good to be true (Colin Farrell!)
or too gross to convince us to want to see them at all (K. Fed). But the latest story from the
tabloids is filled with details so plausible (especially ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's Fetish For Boyfriend-Stealing Strikes Yet Again (Wednesday 14th of May 2008 11:40:00 PM)
When it comes to the art of stealing boyfriends, no one does it better than Lindsay Lohan. As
Star reports in their current issue, the blood-sucking barer of flesh successfully seduced her
former slim fast buddy Nicole Richie’s fiance this weekend. ...
(more)David Letterman Still Pretending To Give A Fuck About Whatever It Is Paris Hilton Is Yammering On About (Friday 09th of May 2008 11:05:00 PM)
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Stopping by the heiress-friendly zone of the
Ed Sullivan Theater to plug her latest exciting venture—MTV's So You Want to Be Paris
Hilton's New Top Friend or whatever—the Hottie or the Nottie ...
(more)'Speed Racer' Sputters Behind 'Iron Man' in Summer's First Tentpole Battle (Friday 09th of May 2008 04:25:00 PM)
Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your weekly source of tips, hints and handicapping for
the latest in moviegoing. Today we catch up with projections for the not-so-mystifyingly
buzz-less Speed Racer, gauge Iron Man's prepatent for a second straight ...
(more)Who's Happier, Nicole Richie The Bony Party Girl Or Nicole Richie The New Mom? (Monday 05th of May 2008 08:20:00 PM)
Will Nicole Richie (shocker!) finally wind up just like that other tabloid preferred who got
knocked up a wee early and eventually morphed into a ripped pantyhose-wearing, bathtub-hopping
gurney-strapped party girl? As MSNBC reports, Richie is finding ...
(more)Remember The Days When The Last Person Paris Hilton Wanted To Be Was Nicole Richie? (Saturday 03rd of May 2008 12:50:00 AM)
It's tough to bethink (or believe) that once upon a time, Nicole Richie was merely Paris
Hilton's chubby, recently-rehabbed, dread-locked sidekick. She made a name for herself by open
gate fights in clubs and if and only if a crude antidote to the far ...
(more)So What's On Neil Patrick Harris' Mind Grapes? Crack Cocaine, Boobs And Shrooms (Monday 28th of April 2008 06:30:00 PM)
"What Would NPH Do?" If we have asked between between privately that inquire once while staring
deeply into the eyes of Neil Patrick Harris straddling a unicorn, we have asked it a
million-dollar inquire times. But now, the Shoe Fairy himself has agreed ...
(more)Paris Hilton banned from Russian hotel (Wednesday 23rd of April 2008 07:55:00 PM)
Christ, she's lanky. Oh, hey, guys. Didn't see you there. I was just checking up on our
friend Paris Hilton who managed to get herself banned from a Russian hotel. The offense?
Writing on the wall. Apparently the suite didn't come with a day-care worker! ...
(more)Paris Hilton Wants 'Double Wedding' With Frenemy Nicole Richie And Brothers Madden (Monday 21st of April 2008 10:25:00 PM)
With news that Paris Hilton is just dying to plan a "double wedding" with Nicole Richie and
baby daddy Joel Madden, we've decided that the heiress has a hard time determining what exactly
makes for conjugality material. Hilton and Madden's brother Benji ...
(more)Paris Hilton Is Not A Fan Of Kim Kardashian's 'Cottage Cheese In A Trash Bag' Butt (Thursday 17th of April 2008 09:30:00 PM)
Note to all unrealized Paris Hilton BFFs: if you're contraception on auditioning to become
Paris' next new lapdog, don't even think about repeated a chance if you're packing any junk in
the trunk. Hilton latterly made it clear that should a friend's rear ...
(more)Paris Hilton: Kim Kardashian isn't fat (Wednesday 16th of April 2008 09:45:00 PM)
Paris Hilton, who, sadly, has no ass of her own, trashed Kim Kardashian's gigantic back porch
on Monday. Here's what Paris had to say while atrocious the world with her uncanny metaphorical
skills. InTouch reports:
"I would not want [Kim's butt] - ...
(more)HARD-CORE MARILYN (New York Post) (Monday 14th of April 2008 09:07:17 AM)
Some really like it hot. In the sordid tradition of peddling raunchy video footage of
celebrities à la Paris Hilton, a long-buried sex movie of Marilyn Monroe anew hit the
market, a top collector told The Post. Paris Hilton out of her...
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(more)Paris Hilton BFF search not going so... hot? (Thursday 10th of April 2008 07:40:00 PM)
Auditions were held in New York City for Paris Hilton's new MTV reality show where
contestants will compete to be the Wonk's new best friend. Turns out not many people give a
shit. Believe me when I say words cannot express the levels of shock ...
(more)Paris Hilton can write (Wednesday 09th of April 2008 05:05:00 PM)
Paris Hilton confused me by using words and sentences to update her blog last night and
versant everyone that she's in love with Benji Madden. I imagine after she finished typing
Paris fell out of her chair, clutching her head and screaming "OW! OW! ...
(more)Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers (Wednesday 09th of April 2008 12:50:00 AM)
Every girl wants to look like Paris Hilton. Well, maybe not, but she cert* thinks they do. The
- what are we calling her these days? Actress? Singer? Socialite? - is now also the "designer"
of her own hideous line of shoes. With names ...
(more)Howard Stern's Cronies Want To Be Paris Hilton's BFF (Tuesday 08th of April 2008 12:10:00 AM)
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life," you may not know that Paris Hilton is seeking for a best friend on her new MTV reality
show. So how does one get in on that sweet action and earn the right ...
(more)Paris Hilton eats it in Prague (Monday 31st of March 2008 09:07:35 PM)
Paris Hilton busted up her chin over the weekend as she was leaving a music store in Prague.
She was fleeing the paparazzo when she tripped over a step and landed face first into the
ground. Being the heroic knight that he is, Paris' boyfriend ...
(more)So Paris Hilton Thinks She Can Dance? (Friday 28th of March 2008 08:40:56 PM)
newVideoPlayer("parisbelly_defamer.flv", 463, 387,"");It's official. Paris Hilton should be
banned from dancing on stages, be they in Phoenix or Istanbul. At yesterday's Miss Turkey
trial (yes, "Miss Turkey"), Paris was inexplicably asked to serve as ...
(more)Ashton Kutcher isn't fooling magazine editors (Tuesday 25th of March 2008 07:55:00 PM)
Ashton Kutcher's new show Pop Fiction has "celebrities" pulling pranks on the media. Paris
Hilton pretended to be spiritual with a monk and Avril Lavigne wore a fake belly. However
tabloid editors aren't buying it and see right through the shenanigans ...
(more)Britney, Paris and Lindsay May Be Hooked On Adderall, But Guess Who Else 'Experts' Say Loves The Blue Stuff Too? [We Are All On Drugs] (Tuesday 25th of March 2008 10:58:15 PM)
Generation Rx sounded pretty cool when the term was first coined, but now that Paris Hilton,
Nicole Richie, Britney and Lindsay have all boarded the Adderall bandwagon, we fear the
pill-popping twenty-something crowd has officially snorted the shark. ...
(more)Paris Hilton Brings African Orphans The Bikini Headshots They So Desperately Need [Doing Good] (Friday 21st of March 2008 04:15:29 PM)
While having yet to really deliver on her post-incarceration pledge to feed the hungry
Darfricans of Rwandonia, Paris Hilton did finally manage to make it to the African subcontinent
yesterday, accompanying boyfriend Benji Madden to Johannesburg as he ...
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