Christmas In Heaven (Friday 25th of December 2009 07:00:01 PM)
Three men all die on santa Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells
them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to hell - but because it's Christmas, he'll let
them into heaven if they have substance representing ...
(more)Holy Shot! (Monday 14th of December 2009 01:45:04 AM)
One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says
that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.
Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees
all this and asks God, ''Are you ...
(more)Bill Gates in Hell (Monday 01st of December 2008 12:00:00 AM)
Bill Gates goes to purgatory.St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you
have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".First, St.
Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with pulchritudinous ...
(more)A woman dies and goes to heaven. ... (Sunday 01st of March 2009 06:54:25 AM)
A woman dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter is processing her, she hears a woman screaming in
pain. She looks in the room and sees them get into shape holes in the woman's shoulders to
fasten the wings. Then she hears a ...
(more)Pirate Bay Day 5 — Prosecution Tries To Sneak In Evidence (Saturday 21st of February 2009 10:45:01 PM)
Hodejo1 writes "On the old Perry Mason TV shows, it was a common sight to see someone burst
into the crowded tribunal at a dire moment and confess aloud that they, not the defendant,
killed so-and-so. In reality, courts do not allow deposition to enter ...
(more)The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. ... (Monday 02nd of February 2009 11:10:02 PM)
The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks who he is.The Pope: "I
am the pope."St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."The Pope: "I'm the delegate of
God on Earth."St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't ...
(more)There was an earthquake at the Christian Brothers' monastery and it was leveled. ... (Saturday 17th of January 2009 03:10:02 AM)
There was an fault at the in the common era Brothers' monastery and it was leveled. All fifty
brothers were transported to heaven at the one time.At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said, "Let's
go through the entry test as a group. Now, first question. ...
(more)On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, ... (Saturday 08th of November 2008 11:10:02 AM)
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The
couple is sitting outside heavens gate waiting on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can
enter. While waiting, they wonder if they could ...
(more)It got crowded in heaven, ... (Tuesday 14th of October 2008 04:10:02 AM)
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really
had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was existing at the pearly gates and said to the
first man, "Tell me about ...
(more)Some news from the (new) editor's desk (Friday 22nd of August 2008 11:27:00 PM)
Filed under: Announcements, MetaAs you already may know, today is Ryan Block's last day as
editor-in-chief of Engadget, and, consequently, the beginning of my tenure in that same
position. If you've ever met Ryan, read his work here on the site (and you'd ...
(more)Three young women in there thirties are on a road trip and are tearing down the ... (Wednesday 30th of July 2008 12:10:02 PM)
Three young women in there thirties are on a road trip and are tearing down the freeway.
unfortunatley, they lose control, the car flips over the guard rail on to the polar lanes and
gets smashed by an eighteen wheeler.Up at the pearly gates, all ...
(more)Peter Morton Flipping Out in Beverly Hills (Thursday 10th of July 2008 06:03:20 AM)
However, according to Posh Pete, Mister Morton has simply changed his fickle real estate mind.
You can do that even in a sagging market when you have a billion dollars, right? If Your Mama
has said it once, we have said it until we're search: ...
(more)A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. ... (Tuesday 27th of May 2008 08:10:02 AM)
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have
you done to merit ingress into Heaven?"The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I
gave a quarter to a friendless person on the street."Saint ...
(more)The Most Gruesome Death (Friday 28th of March 2008 12:00:00 AM)
There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these
spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in.
The
first man in line started telling his story, ...
(more)It got crowded in heaven, ... (Monday 03rd of March 2008 07:10:02 AM)
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really
had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was postgraduate work at the pearly gates and
said to the first man, "Tell me ...
(more)The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven (Friday 08th of February 2008 12:00:00 AM)
A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his dormancy to St. Peter, who looks him up
in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk
robe and a golden staff and to ...
(more)A woman dies and goes to heaven. ... (Thursday 25th of October 2007 03:45:10 PM)
A woman dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter is processing her, she hears a woman screaming in
pain. She looks in the room and sees them drilling holes in the woman's shoulders to fasten the
wings. Then she hears a man screaming and ...
(more)Three Guys Go to Heaven (Sunday 14th of October 2007 01:00:00 AM)
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the
first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a ...
(more)Oooolllllld Lawyer (Sunday 30th of September 2007 01:00:00 AM)
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were plenty of people
ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and
came down the long line to ...
(more)There was an earthquake at the Christian Brothers' monastery and it was leveled. ... (Wednesday 19th of September 2007 04:15:04 AM)
There was an earthquake at the Christian Brothers' monastery and it was leveled. All fifty
brothers were transported to heaven at the one time.At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said, "Let's
go through the entry test as a group. Now, first question. How many ...
(more)Heaven and Hell (Sunday 26th of August 2007 01:00:00 AM)
John and Bob were integrated girlhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car
accident.
When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him
anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St. Peter and said, ...
(more)The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. ... (Wednesday 22nd of August 2007 11:30:05 PM)
The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks who he is.The Pope: "I
am the pope."St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."The Pope: "I'm the
representative of God on Earth."St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? ...
(more)Peter Martinez - Forthcoming Novel Earns Praise from Disparate Spheres: Science and Religion (Thursday 26th of July 2007 12:32:00 PM)
Kalamazoo, MI (PRWEB) June 27, 2007 -- Already garnering intriguing reactions from the
disparate spheres of science and religion, Stephen L. Gibson's forthcoming novel "A Secret of
the Universe: A Story of Love, Loss, and the Discovery of an Eternal ...
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