Jennifer Garner is definitely pregnant (Friday 18th of July 2008 03:00:00 PM)
Apparently, there's much thought over the state of Jennifer Garner's uterus. I, on the other
hand, forgot she even existed. However, I can now report a Ben Affleck sperm has indeed
collided with her egg. Jennifer's Alias co-star Victor Garber confirmed ...
(more)Jessica Alba's daughter looks exactly like a newborn baby (Holy CRAP!) (Thursday 17th of July 2008 10:45:00 PM)
Jessica Alba and her month-old girl Honor Marie Warren currently grace the cover of the
latest issue of OK! Magazine. Check out the details of her birthing process which is
practicably the biggest pile of fake I've ever read in my life. Next to that ...
(more)Angelina Jolie's baby pics will rake in a buttload (Tuesday 15th of July 2008 04:15:00 PM)
Angelina Jolie's babies are fresh out of the womb and already their playhouse have become the
holy grail of tabloid journalism. While Jamie Lynn Spears and Jessica Alba netted $1 million
for their spawn, Angelina's twins are about to wreck some shit. ...
(more)Angelina Jolie's child army just got bigger (Monday 14th of July 2008 02:30:00 PM)
If the Earth started to feel a little more crowded this weekend, that's because Angelina
Jolie birthed her twins, a boy Knox Leon and a girl Vivienne Marcheline, late pistol night.
Compared to their siblings, these two got off easy in the name department. ...
(more)Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves have a baby boy (Tuesday 08th of July 2008 02:55:00 PM)
Matthew McConaughey became the father of a baby boy last night after his companion model
Camila Alves gave birth. At the time of this post, no name was given yet for Tarzan Jr. who
weighed in at 7 lb., 4 oz. but a communication was ...
(more)Jamie Lynn Spears has her baby - and it's a girl! (Thursday 19th of June 2008 06:10:00 PM)
Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to baby girl Maddie Briann this morning. The father is Jamie
Lynn's beau Cassey Aldridge (but don't quote me on that.) People reports:
"Just the family was
there," says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a mash ...
(more)Britney Spears flies home to learn where babies come from (Thursday 19th of June 2008 05:25:00 PM)
Britney Spears is back home in Louisiana to be with her expectant sister Jamie Lynn who's
ostensibly close to launching another Spears into the world TODAY. Yay. People reports:
After
taking an early morning commercial flight from LAX, the singer, ...
(more)Matthew McConaughey isn't letting no baby stop his drinking (Wednesday 18th of June 2008 04:25:00 PM)
Matthew McConaughey may have a Tarzan baby gestating inside model Camila Alves, but that
doesn't mean he can't get trashed in Nicaraqua and pick up chicks. He must've got that
parenting book I sent him: "The Zen of water cooler your Way to Debilitating ...
(more)Angelina Jolie loves that prego-sex (Thursday 12th of June 2008 10:25:00 PM)
Angelina Jolie sat down for a Q&A with opera Weekly where she talked about her new movies
Wanted and Changeling. The parley also strayed into Angelina's personal life where she admitted
that being anticipating is awesome in the sack:
It's great for ...
(more)Paris Hilton still alive, NOT procreating (Friday 06th of June 2008 06:25:00 PM)
Anyone revive Paris Hilton? Anyone? Ha ha, just kidding. Who could forget all that herp?
What're you looking at above are pics of Paris and Benji Madden that sparked contemplation
she's knocked up with a devil spawn. Fortunately, for humanity's sake, ...
(more)Pete Wentz hearts his new father-in-law, Jessica Simpson reminded she'll never reproduce (Monday 02nd of June 2008 06:10:00 PM)
The whole Simpson crew partied at the grand opening of the Palm Place Hotel & Spa in Vegas
where their new douche-in-law Pete Wentz DJ'd the event. Pete wanted to make sure everyone know
that he's fallen hard for Joe Simpson. Hard enough to play ...
(more)Angelina Jolie's uterus still chock full o' baby (Friday 30th of May 2008 07:55:00 PM)
While our constant vigil of Kim Kardashian's buttpad raged on, rumors started overextension
that Angelina Jolie birthed her litter today. People has the conclusive word from Angelina's
rep that these rumors are false:
"Angelina has not given birth. ...
(more)Clay Aiken inseminates his record producer (Neat!) (Thursday 29th of May 2008 08:10:00 PM)
Pulling a page from the Michael Jackson playbook, Clay Aiken has knocked up a woman - but
without dealing with her "icky parts." The mother-to-be is a record producer in her late-40's
that has worked on several of Clay's albums. TMZ has the housebreaking ...
(more)Jenna Jameson thinks she's Angelina Jolie (Friday 23rd of May 2008 07:40:00 PM)
Jenna Jameson fancies herself as the next Angelina Jolie. Frankly, I'm thrown off guard*
they're not twin sisters. Who knew? Anyway, Jenna, who is way younger than her face and duck
lips suggest, is ready to become a walking baby factory, according ...
(more)Jessica Alba's brother didn't get the invite (Awkward.) (Wednesday 21st of May 2008 04:10:00 PM)
Jessica Alba's own brother, Josh Alba, didn't even know his sister got married. In fact, he
seemed quite stunned he even had a sister. That's odd. If Jessica Alba were my sister, I'd be
more stunned by how often I drilled a hole in the ...
(more)Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake engaged?! I'll kill him! (Monday 19th of May 2008 06:25:00 PM)
Justin Timberlake is reportedly getting ready to propose to his fiance Jessica Biel. You may
bethink her from that time you saw her ass, fainted head first into the copy machine and
crapped yourself. Because, yeah, that so happened to you and not me. ...
(more)Britney Spears: Pregnant or just eating a ton of her dad's cooking? You decide! (Friday 16th of May 2008 06:45:00 PM)
Britney Spears stopped at a health clinic yore before taking flight with Mad Max for Jesus
himself, Mel Gibson. This adds fuel to the rampant meditation that she's got Adnan Jr. in her
belly. But, there could be other causes for her recent weight gain, ...
(more)Angelina Jolie confirms she's having twins (Wednesday 14th of May 2008 09:30:00 PM)
Angelina Jolie confirmed today that she is definitely sporting double fetuseses. She had no
choice in the matter after Jack Black by mistake spilled the beans then sang a goofy song with
his guitar. Us weekly reports:
Jolie confirmed the news that ...
(more)Minnie Driver hints at the father of her baby (Thursday 08th of May 2008 06:00:00 PM)
Minnie Driver hinted at who the father of her child might be to The Independent and denied
rumors that it's San Francisco musician Craig Zolezzi. Also, judging by her information, the
father is not Criss Angel. Great, so I built this bunker for nothing. ...
(more)Christina Aguilera: A mommy after my own heart/pants (Wednesday 07th of May 2008 05:10:00 PM)
So, I just learned that water wellhead beer can help lactation which is about the greatest
scientific strike since that guy who put those fizzy things in bottles of Guinness (Excluding
the time I choked on one.). gospel to Page Six, Christina Aguilera ...
(more)Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz to wed next week (I'll bring the shotgun!) (Wednesday 07th of May 2008 07:20:00 PM)
First, sorry for two Ashlee Simpson 's post in a row. Totally unplanned. Please, don't kill
me. Anyway, Ashlee and Pete Wentz are reportedly walking down the aisle next week! Somebody
seemingly whipped out the shotgun and my money's on Joe Simpson. ...
(more)Ashlee Simpson's breasts suggest a case of pregnantitis in the uterus sector (Wednesday 07th of May 2008 06:15:00 PM)
In case you can't tell by the headline, this post will tackle deep medical issues using the
most scientific of terms. For realz. N/J. Every once in a while The Sun drops an expose that
shakes the very field of journalism to its core. Today ...
(more)Gwyneth Paltrow holds grudges FOREVER (Monday 05th of May 2008 02:45:00 PM)
Gwyneth Paltrow has been laying low the past couple of years and doing the family thing with
husband Chris Martin of Coldplay. But now she's currently seen in Iron Man which debuted at No.
1 this weekend. While at the LA premiere, she was asked ...
(more)Britney Spears attends Jamie Lynn's baby shower (Monday 05th of May 2008 05:30:00 PM)
Britney Spears communal to her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana to attend Jamie Lynn's baby
shower this weekend. Relatives say Britney took to her old banjo like a cousin taking his
mother in a haystack. E! News reports:
E! News has learned that mom ...
(more)More babies born to diabetic mothers: study (Monday 28th of April 2008 01:02:06 PM)
More star-spangled banner women are burglary
pregnancy with diabetes, raising the odds of a
problem
pregnancy and the possible that their procreation will become
diabetic in the future,
U.S. researchers said on Monday.
...
(more)Jennifer Lopez to star in her own reality show (Thursday 24th of April 2008 08:55:00 PM)
After giving birth to twins, Jennifer Lopez has definitely lost the will to live. What's
fundamentally the equivalent of laying down and dying, J-Lo has agreed to star in a new reality
show for TLC. People reports:
The singer and new mom to twins will ...
(more)Ashlee Simpson is milking those pregnancy rumors (Thursday 24th of April 2008 05:40:00 PM)
Ashlee Simpson continued to play cute about the rumors that she's pregnant. You know, the
ones that conveniently started snapping point around the release of her new album. When asked
if she was childing on Ellen Degeneres today, Ashlee wouldn't give ...
(more)Jessica Simpson can't hold her liquor (Friday 18th of April 2008 06:10:00 PM)
Jessica Simpson was rushed to mash unit at the end of March for what her reps claimed was a
kidney infection. Turns out her problems were located more in the liver region. Because she was
freaking housed! On top of that Jessica thought she was ...
(more)Ashlee Simpson's dad selling rights to baby pics (Thursday 17th of April 2008 08:10:00 PM)
Joe Simpson, that old codger, is at it again. This time around he's trying to broker deals
with the tabloids to get woman Ashlee on the cover when her baby is born. Pete Wentz denied the
propagation rumors right after the news broke this week. ...
(more)Pete Wentz denies pregnancy rumors (Tuesday 15th of April 2008 05:25:00 PM)
Pete Wentz denied the Ashlee Simpson germination reports yesterday but, as of this post, Us
Weekly is stickiness to its story. Here's what Pete had to say to MTV News:
"There is a witch
hunt for people to be heavy at all they get engaged in ...
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