The Fake Decade (Wednesday 23rd of December 2009 05:55:58 PM)
The years from 2000 to 2009 were unified by fakeness — notable charlatans penetrated in
substance every area of life (as Frank Rich also pointed out). From fake celebrities to fake
journalists, here's a top ten of our favourite* frauds.
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(more)Levi Johnston poses shirtless for GQ (Sunday 31st of May 2009 06:15:00 PM)
Here's Levi Johnston, the kid who knocked up Sarah Palin's progeny Bristol just in time for her
vice-presidential nomination, posing shirtless for GQ with baby Tripp. While the article was an
interesting read, I don't know what to make... ...read full ...
(more)Todd and Sarah Palin Offered Bristol a New Car To Dump Levi Johnston (Friday 29th of May 2009 11:59:51 AM)
Todd offered Bristol a new ride to get her to dump Levi, Spencer Pratt is the "King of Weed,"
Paris Hilton thinks that The Hills is "so lame and fake," Kate Hudson is door-to-door road
warrior with the Yankees to bone A-Rod, and Susan Boyle ...
(more)Jennifer Aniston still hates children (Thursday 30th of April 2009 09:15:00 PM)
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(more)Hugh Jackman thinks he's so tough... (Wednesday 08th of April 2009 11:30:00 PM)
- Hugh Jackman arrives at the Sydney opening of Wolverine by jumping out of a helicopter.
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(more)Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore (Saturday 03rd of January 2009 05:10:58 PM)
Kristin Davis, whose Wicked Models escort agency counted former boss Eliot Spitzer as a client,
thinks Britney Spears could earn $1,000 an hour in the world's oldest profession. That's the
opinion Davis, who denied trypanosomiasis with Spitzer herself ...
(more)Ashley Judd & Sarah Palin have cat-fight over wolves. Next to an iguana. (Last part might not have happened.) (Thursday 05th of February 2009 07:00:00 PM)
While I straight believe as an stars and stripes I have the Zeus-given right to harpoon zebras
from a hovercraft (Don't judge me.), Ashley Judd is taking on governor Sarah Palin for allowing
Alaskans to hunt wolves from planes, by the book to... ...read ...
(more)Sarah Palin adds F-ck Me Boots to GOP arsenal (Monday 02nd of February 2009 10:45:00 PM)
Seen here concomitant the Alfalfa Club Annual Banquet by personals and much more invitation
from superintendents Obama, Sarah Palin is all cougar. Which raises a link query, as a devout
sportswoman, isn't she technically obligated to hunt herself from ...
(more)Sarah Palin's daughter gives birth (Tuesday 30th of December 2008 12:00:00 PM)
Sarah Palin's unwed teenage girl Bristol Palin gave birth to a baby boy Saturday, as it
should be to People:
"We think it's wonderful," said Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol's
grandmother Sally Heath, who set the news. "The baby is fine and Bristol ...
(more)Tina Fey: Sarah Palin impression wasn't 'mean' (Now with bonus scar story!) (Monday 01st of December 2008 03:15:00 PM)
Tina Fey is postgraduate work by her Sarah Palin impressions and claims they weren't
mean-spirited. In an examination with Barbara Walters, Tina defends her portrayal of the sassy
Alaska gubernatorial leader who either captivated your heart or frightened ...
(more)Sarah Palin wears short shorts (Friday 14th of November 2008 11:00:00 PM)
Hello, hello. These are photos of Sarah Palin chilling by the pool at her Miami hotel
yesterday. She was in town for the Republican Governors clan meeting where she was all
business, but after hours, she's all sexy a gosh-darn don'tcha know. Not bad ...
(more)Sarah Palin not falling off face of the earth, pursued by talent agencies (Damn.) (Sunday 09th of November 2008 08:30:00 PM)
Remember this lady? Surprise! She's adherence around. Sarah Palin is being actively pursued
by top talent agencies such as CAA, ICM, William Morris and Paradigm. All of them are looking
to make her the "White Oprah" in toto with book deal by the end ...
(more)Sarah Palin probably shot whoever screens her calls (Monday 03rd of November 2008 04:30:00 AM)
Two radio DJs from Quebec, who are famous for pulling prank calls, somehow managed to get a
hold of Sarah Palin on rod and convinced her she was talking to French presidency Nicolas
Sarkozy. And she fucking fell for it. For the record, that is ...
(more)John McCain meets Tina Fey's Sarah Palin (Sunday 02nd of November 2008 03:00:00 PM)
Before we dive into today's posting, did everyone recollect to set your clock backs? If you
didn't, congratulations, you can smoke/drink/pray to the Baby Jesus your face off for another
hour because you're ahead of the game!
The Superficial: We're Like ...
(more)Sarah Palin fraternizes with liberal comedians (Jesus is gonna be pissed!) (Monday 20th of October 2008 03:00:00 PM)
Sarah Palin made her highly-publicized pistol Night Live appearance and, honestly, didn't do
a whole lot. I expected some pizazz, you know? She's the fucking Ron Burgundy of politics.
C'mon! If it's in front of her, she'll say it in that folksy voice ...
(more)Sarah Palin confirmed for Saturday Night Live (Friday 17th of October 2008 09:30:00 PM)
It's official: Sarah Palin is doing Saturday Night Live. The McCain operation hard-shell the
Alaska chief will make a guest appearance on this weekend's show with host Josh Brolin. For the
past few weeks, Tina Fey has been doing an uncanny impersonation ...
(more)Lynne Spears: 'I'm innocent, I tell ya!' (Thursday 09th of October 2008 10:30:00 PM)
Ha ha! revive Crazy Britney? Good times. Except when it comes to taking the blame which
brings us to Lynne Spears who continues to promote her new book Through the Storm: How I Pimped
My transit Then Profited from their Downfall Thanks to Your Purchase. ...
(more)Madonna attempts to tackle Sarah Palin with political humor: FAIL (Tuesday 07th of October 2008 08:30:00 PM)
Madonna "Guns" Ciccone kicked off her "Sticky & Sweet" tour in the U.S. and decided to take a
swipe at comptroller Sarah Palin that's so nonsensical it makes Lindsay fucking Lohan sound
like Edward R. Murrow. Somewhere, Senator Obama just went "These ...
(more)Sarah Palin wants to play Tina Fey (Monday 06th of October 2008 07:30:00 PM)
What if Sarah Palin played Tina Fey playing Sarah Palin playing Tina Fey? My answer: The
universe would fold on itself with a quiet "We're mavericks, don'tcha know." But, apparently,
the folks over at NBC and the McCain offensive aren't concerned with ...
(more)Sandra Bernhard makes Sarah Palin gang-rape joke, surprisingly doesn't go over well (Thursday 02nd of October 2008 06:00:00 PM)
Sandra Bernhard is still alive (?) and just got herself banned from a benefit for a women's
shelter after lately making a rape joke about Sarah Palin. Sandra said the Alaska deciding
officer would get "gang-raped by my big black brothers" if she ever ...
(more)Lynne Spears: Jamie Lynn 'crucified' while Bristol Palin 'celebrated' (Wednesday 24th of September 2008 04:30:00 PM)
Lynne Spears is art of declamation out about the media's hypocrisy all-inclusive the
child-bearing of Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old woman of John McCain running mate Sarah Palin.
Lynne got her holy nuts kicked in when it was revealed Jamie Lynn was ...
(more)Chevy Chase wants Tina Fey to 'go harder' on Sarah Palin (Tuesday 16th of September 2008 10:30:00 PM)
Somebody dug Chevy Chase out of the grave for the sole purpose of putting him on MSNBC's
Morning Joe to comment on Tina Fey's depiction of Sarah Palin. Here's what he had to say:
"I
thought it was extraordinary how well she played her and much ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan calls Sarah Palin a 'media obsessed homophobe' (Monday 15th of September 2008 09:30:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan continues to politically blog and this time takes Sarah Palin to task for her
views on homosexuality. Lindsay also uses her MySpace blog to endorse Barack Obama who I'm
willing to bet money heard the news and responded with "Aw hell no.":
I ...
(more)Russell Brand offered hosting duties for next year's VMAs (Wednesday 10th of September 2008 03:00:00 PM)
British jokester Russell Brand has been asked to host the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards after
giving the network a 20% ratings bump over last year's show. However, he's llc.cite this source
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(more)Oprah won't interview Sarah Palin until after the election (Friday 05th of September 2008 08:30:00 PM)
The Sarah Palin News Vortex has bagged another celebrity. And this time it's a biggun'. Oprah
Winfrey was ensnared in controversy this morning when the Drudge Report posted that the Big O,
a vocal partisan of Barack Obama, is refusing to have ruler ...
(more)Jamie Lynn Spears sends baby gift to Bristol Palin (Wednesday 03rd of September 2008 08:30:00 PM)
Nobody knows more than Jamie Lynn Spears about being a youngster in the public fame while
you're carrying the child of your retarded redneck lover. In an act of support, Jamie Lynn sent
a baby gift to Bristol Palin the bumped 17-year-old female son ...
(more)Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant (Tuesday 02nd of September 2008 03:00:00 PM)
The 17-year-old offspring of John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin (a.k.a. head
MILFalicious) is reportedly five months pregnant. The McCain warfare revealed the news to rebut
rampant rumors that gubernatorial leader Palin's infant son is in truth ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan: Political Blogger (Tuesday 02nd of September 2008 11:30:00 PM)
Taking time off from having gross lesbian sex with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan threw her
hat into the influence peddlers radio-frequency spectrum today by using her MySpace blog to
tackle the prevalent topic of Bristol Palin's pregnancy. I guess ...
(more)Palin's Pregnant 17 year old (Tuesday 02nd of September 2008 12:03:00 AM)
The news stations have been reporting this story about Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter who is
17 years old. She is keeping the baby it has been said and is planning to get married. This
story is really not relevant to the campaign or for the ...
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