The Sound Of Two Hands Clapping [Short Ends] (Thursday 31st of January 2008 02:36:23 AM)
newVideoPlayer("claprecord_defamer.flv", 463, 387,"");· Earlier today, Oprah emerged
from her Oprahphagus long enough to welcome the world's fastest clapper onto her show. While we
haven't scientifically verified this, we're also betting he's the ...
(more)We Implore Elvira To Do The Right Thing [Short Ends] (Saturday 12th of January 2008 02:07:45 AM)
· Nicole Richie and That Guy From Good Charlotte had a hedge pink baby girl and, as
celebrities are wont to do, gave her two middle names. The diet for both mother and daughter
begins tomorrow!
· I drink your milshake (dot com)!
· ...
(more)The Sound Of Two Hands Clapping Really, Really Fast [Short Ends] (Saturday 01st of December 2007 01:50:17 AM)
· Superclapper!
Paris Hilton brings further shame upon her family name by haggling at
a plunge bath pawn shop: "We told her we'd give her another 5 percent off, as well as the tax
reduction we'd already made. I figured I wouldn't always get a ...
(more)Oprah Offers 'Dirty Dancing' Fans Gift Of A Lifetime, Patrick Swayze A Hot Meal From Craft Services [Short Ends] (Wednesday 07th of November 2007 02:09:42 AM)
newVideoPlayer("ytdancing_defamer.flv", 475, 376);
Ssssssh, everybody! Those innocent
YouTubers have no idea that Oprah has stashed away Patrick Swayze backstage, who's ready to
give the wife the Dirty Dancing thrill of a lifetime! ("You get a fading ...
(more)Boos, Betrayal, And Great Surfing (Tuesday 23rd of October 2007 02:05:12 AM)
It's official: Paris Hilton is Hollywood's must-have awards show speedbag bag. And though
you can't hear it in the video, a heckler threw in a "Fuck you, bitch" after the boos for good
measure.
· In a scandal sure to shake the world ...
(more)Introducing Paris Simpson (Friday 31st of August 2007 10:16:45 PM)
· What happens when a Photoshop contest asks entries to combine half of one celebrity's
face with half of another's? You likely never sleep again.
· "Club: Andy Dick groped,
offended, urinated." Your point?
· You didn't think we'd ...
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