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JWoww Was Jugs Malone - (Monday 31st of October 2011 02:00:47 PM)

When Halloween was first invented by James Zagnut and Alexander Snickers during the Great
Crunchy Nougat War of 1876, one of the earliest traditions was the sluttening of mundane
wardrobes with a display of over-abundant mammaries. So here’s  [...]

We Get It, Heidi Klum. You Really Like Halloween. - (Monday 31st of October 2011 11:59:28 AM)

Here’s Heidi Klum next up last year’s Crazy Alien Woman The Silver Surfer
Won’t Stop Titty Honking (Actual title.) by showing up to her annual Halloween party
dressed as an exact replica of the human anatomy. Except judging by her  [...]

Courtney Stodden Used To Look Like This - (Thursday 27th of October 2011 05:30:06 PM)

Sorry for two Courtney Stodden posts today, but these show literally came across my desk
(Easy… right after the pumpkin patch fiasco, and they needed to be seen. What you’re
looking at is not Chloe Sevigny, but a pre-Courtney Stodden Courtney  [...]

Courtney Stodden Got Kicked Out of A Pumpkin Patch - (Monday 24th of October 2011 02:26:03 PM)

Urge to make poop joke strong.. must.. resist… Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison
decided to take their love to a nice, family-friendly pumpkin patch over the weekend where they
found themselves subjected to the torches and pitchforks of people  [...]

Kirsten Dunst’s ‘Big Boobs’ in a Bikini - (Monday 24th of October 2011 06:02:40 PM)

Back in August, Kirsten Dunst, who externally hangs around chicks as pale if not paler than
herself – Well played, Lady Snaggletooth. Well played. – couldn’t shut up
about how big her boobs are, so here they are in Vegas over the  [...]

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 48 - (Saturday 22nd of October 2011 02:48:11 PM)

After a two week hiatus thanks to clusterfuckery and 1995 by houghton mifflin harcourt third
edition by the editors of the american heritage® dictionary. copyright © 2003 company.
published by houghton mifflin harcourt issue company. all rights  [...]

JWoww Is The Future Of Cleavage - (Thursday 20th of October 2011 03:32:13 PM)

If you’re cerebration this is JWoww getting a jump on Halloween as Slutty Robocop,
she’s de facto being paid to be SVEDKA_GRL the new “spokes_bot” for SVEDKA
Vodka because externally it’s the brand that truly understands  [...]

Kate Beckinsale Is A Goddess - (Wednesday 12th of October 2011 09:50:43 PM)

And, lo, did I stare into the butt of such beauty that it felt as if the weeping,
love-filled eyes of the Lord Christ Jesus himself were staring back at me and whispering,
“Dude, why are you inasmuch as cap about a  [...]

Sara Leal’s Giving Interviews About Banging Ashton Kutcher - (Wednesday 12th of October 2011 02:13:47 PM)

When a woman has sex with a man, it’s almost always for one of two things: Money, or
an item they don’t want to pay for with their own money. And it’s been that way
since the first caveman invented shoes. So  [...]

Rihanna is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. Also, Naked. - (Tuesday 11th of October 2011 02:04:09 PM)

Here’s Rihanna posing nude for the november 11 11 issue of Esquire where she’s
earned the coveted title of Sexiest Woman Alive 2011. And while they don’t scilicet spell
it out in the interview, just assume it’s because of the  [...]

Courtney Stodden in a Bikini: Episode 1 The Airbrushed Menace - (Monday 03rd of October 2011 02:00:18 PM)

Welcome to Part 1 in our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: Kid Prostitute.”
Here she is in Los Angeles fulfilling the sacred rite of passage for pushing in a reality show:
Canned bikini photos. Except these are way more messed up than  [...]

Courtney Stodden in a Bikini 2: Child Bride Harder - (Monday 03rd of October 2011 06:37:26 PM)

As promised, here’s Part 2 of our two-part series “Courtney Stodden: neat Out Da
Joy Book.” Or “Exhibit B” as it’ll later be known when she steals all
this guy’s money, and her body is discovered to be a man’s  [...]

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 47 - (Saturday 01st of October 2011 04:13:35 PM)

Welcome to the 47th earnest of The Most eminent People on The subject break* footing which I
can’t believe we’re coming up on a year of. It feels like only yesteryear I was
telling it’s mom not to be a January Jones.  [...]

Lindsay Lohan Actually Found Work - (Monday 26th of September 2011 05:15:43 PM)

When Lindsay Lohan went to Milan instead of corresponding her sector service, the last thing
I scheduled if
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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 45 - (Saturday 17th of September 2011 05:37:27 PM)

Welcome to the 45th amends of The Most influential People on The data processor network
brought to you by the good folks over at FTD’s hydrangea staff who remind us that the
only way to defeat the harpy queen is to seek  [...]

Kim Kardashian Dressed Like Slave Leia For Kanye - (Friday 16th of September 2011 05:06:42 PM)

Apparently Kanye West tried to pitch a Muppet comedy show called Alligator Boots to Comedy
Central and talked Kim Kardashian into appearing in the pilot wearing Princess Leia’s
bikini from Return of the Jedi. And before anyone thinks this was  [...]

Sarah Palin Used To Do Coke, Black Guys - (Wednesday 14th of September 2011 06:06:14 PM)

Putting her contradistinction to Obama in perspective, Sarah Palin reportedly banged ball
star, and more importantly to her fanbase, not-white guy Glen Rice shortly before marrying Todd
and beautiful snowmobiling cokeheads. So fundamentally the most  [...]

Jim Carrey is a Street Artist Now - (Friday 09th of September 2011 04:21:25 PM)

“Shia LaBeouf‘s doing what now?” Before I get into whatever at all at all
that’s go* here, if you haven’t looked at these new bikini photos of Jenny
McCarthy, look at these new bikini photos of Jenny McCarthy and take  [...]

Demi Moore Takes Naked Twitter Pics Now - (Friday 09th of September 2011 06:44:58 PM)

Taking a page from Adrianne Curry‘s playbook “Bored Wives Not Getting Any
Younger and Desperate for Attention,” Demi Moore posted a nude photo of herself to
Twitter last night with the next caption: remember…..you’ve got  [...]

‘Who Dares Bring Madonna Hydrangeas?!’ - (Tuesday 06th of September 2011 03:59:43 PM)

“The portent of hydrangeas has been fed to the hellhounds, my dark queen, and the
fiery sword of Galgatha stands ready to mete out vengeance for this transgression. Also, Guy
Ritchie called. object about Rocco’s retainer. I honestly never  [...]

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 43 - (Saturday 03rd of September 2011 03:56:24 PM)

Welcome to the 43rd payment of The Most third edition by the editors of the old glory
heritage® dictionary. copyright © 2003 People on The electronic brain* network
blasting* more LeAnn Rimes jokes than you can shake a LeAnn Rimes at because  [...]

George Lucas is Still Raping Childhoods - (Wednesday 31st of August 2011 04:33:27 PM)

“Rape will keep the local systems in line. Also, neck pouches.” If you
haven’t heard the sound of army of hyperspace voices abruptly crying out in terror and
were suddenly silenced, George Lucas has altered the fundamental Star Wars  [...]

LeAnn Rimes Hung A Bikini Off Her Dying, Emaciated Frame - (Monday 29th of August 2011 07:00:32 PM)

For some reason “LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini” doesn’t quite tell the whole
story here. Although, I believably should’ve added cackled. “LeAnn Rimes Hung A
Bikini Off Her Dying, Emaciated Frame, Then Cackled Like One Of Those  [...]

VMAS: Kim Kardashian’s Ass Was There - (Monday 29th of August 2011 04:13:52 AM)

We’ll be back in the morning to wrap up The Superficial’s VMAs broadcasting and
swing this ship toward more gossipy/bikini-y waters, so here’s Kim Kardashian‘s
mammoth ass to tide you over. Feel free to set your drinks on it  [...]

VMAS: All This Should’ve Died In The Hurricane, But Noooooooo - (Monday 29th of August 2011 03:31:32 AM)

To further emphasize the fact it hasn’t showed music videos in over a decade yet still
give out awards for them because its viewers just want to stare at moving cine of anything,
literally anything, MTV not only invited the cast of  [...]

VMAS: Beyonce is Pregnant - (Monday 29th of August 2011 02:00:09 AM)

Beyonce decided to sabotage the entire VMAs by ballyhooing she’s plenteous on the red
carpet. I’m going to assume Gwyneth Paltrow put her up to this because you have heard?
They’re friends. Or at least are until Gwyneth demands the  [...]

VMAS: Justin Bieber Brought A Snake Named Johnson. Really. - (Monday 29th of August 2011 01:33:37 AM)

Because an pulsation on the east coast followed by a gale wasn’t a large enough sign
of the apocalypse, Justin Bieber basically proclaimed himself the anti-Maple Christ by arriving
to the VMAs tonight wielding a goddamn serpent. On top of that,  [...]

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 42 - (Saturday 27th of August 2011 01:00:48 PM)

Welcome to the 42nd payment of The Most potent People on The but intranet should be
lowercase; the web* was coined from inter(national) + (arpa)net and first popped up in 1974 as
a descendant of arpanet and I hope you guys like  [...]

So Heidi Klum is Topless - (Monday 15th of August 2011 03:51:30 AM)

In the past 24 hours, every single celebrity’s either been knocked up, married or
given birth, so let’s dive right into the eloquent news first: Heidi Klum wandered around
Sardinia topless as hell. As you’ve noticed, we’ve been  [...]

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 40 - (Saturday 13th of August 2011 06:00:55 PM)

Welcome to the 40th portion of The Most eminent People on The w3 that’s quality over
quantity this week, and just a reminder, I always save the best one for last. I’m
pointing that out because this is the first time a  [...]

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