Heidi & Spencer's tabloid deal reveals I want them to get hit by a bus full of ninja monkeys (Friday 02nd of May 2008 07:15:00 PM)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are world-renown for being the fakest conglomeration of
asshats in the history of chicanery. To further prove that point, Star has broken the news that
Heidi and Spencer orchestrated their break-up, reunion and even conjugality ...
(more)Spencer Pratt is a douche sandwich served with douche fries and a slice of douche pie ala douche (Thursday 24th of April 2008 03:40:00 PM)

Heidi Montag's endorsement of John McCain scored her an invitation to the White House
Correspondents Gala as a guest of MSNBC. Things were all set to go until Spencer, who wasn't
invited, stepped in as her manager and started making demands, gospel ...
(more)Heidi Montag's piehole is a portal of dumb (Monday 21st of April 2008 09:10:00 PM)

Heidi Montag unveiled her new feathers line Heidiwood at Kitson over the weekend. For those
of you who haven't seen it, I posted about it a week ago and, it's really stunning stuff. I'm
talking the general eloquence of a $5 hooker that you'd think ...
(more)Heidi & Spencer getting their own show... whoops (Friday 18th of April 2008 06:00:00 PM)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will reasonably have their own show on MTV. I now feel really
bad about posting moving pictures of them. In fact, I'm just compounding that right now with
this post. So stupid! But then I heard Spencer's pitch for the ...
(more)Spencer Pratt has an advice column? How the hell... (Wednesday 26th of March 2008 09:00:00 PM)

The brainiacs at Radar Online have decided to give Spencer Pratt his own advice column that
will run every Tuesday. It's indulged "Yo Spencer." If your head didn't just explode in sheer
rage, here's an excerpt from his latest column where Spencer talks ...
(more)Heidi Montag's video debuts big on iTunes (Wednesday 13th of February 2008 08:55:00 PM)

Somehow Heidi Montag's video "Higher" reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 100. It's official. The
terrorists have won. In the meantime, Heidi had initially said she was thrilled people
commented on the video but in reality she drowned her fake breasts in ...
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