A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Range Rover when he ... (Tuesday 02nd of June 2009 05:13:29 PM)
A mechanic was removing a tun head from the engine of a Range Rover when he spotted a noted
heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a
look at his Mercedes when the mechanic shouted ...
(more)A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two ... (Wednesday 01st of October 2008 08:10:02 PM)
A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the
surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him £10,000 or the
Politician's which was £100,000."Does that mean that the ...
(more)Sound waves making waves in plastic surgery - liposuction technology turns high tech (Saturday 14th of June 2008 12:35:00 AM)
Liposuction is the most commonly sought after cosmetic procedure for men and women in the
United States according the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. A revolutionary approach to
fat removal and body sculpting is now being utilized in Orlando, Florida ...
(more)Bouncing Baby Boy Balls (Saturday 19th of April 2008 01:00:00 AM)
There was a baby born in the mash unit and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was
his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the
doctor didn't know what to do with him.Then, ...
(more)Which Came First (Friday 11th of April 2008 12:15:04 PM)
A number cruncher* scientist, a surgeon, and a civil planner were gathered at the pub. The
surgeon boasts, Surgery is the oldest online banking components in the world. It's in the
Bible. God removed Adam's rib while he slept. This is clear dope* that ...
(more)NASA Performs Zero-G Robot Surgery for Mars, Iraq (Tuesday 06th of November 2007 04:45:05 PM)
An anonymous reader writes "With rapid-response surgery needed in Iraq and super-long-distance
tonic a far-off necessity for a manned trip to Mars, NASA of late sent eight astronauts,
roboticists and surgeons on its 'Vomit Comet,' pitting real doctors ...
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