Paris Hilton Inadvertently Describes Self When Trying to Trash Talk The Hills (Thursday 28th of May 2009 09:03:29 PM)

This is the biggest story yet to come rumbling out of the gate on this dreary Thursday. Paris
Hilton, known reality TV empress and dater of Hills castoff Doug "the Frozen Burrito Heir"
Reinhardt (LC totally dumped him!), has taken the show to task for ...
(more)Tori Spelling's mom figured out this Internet thing (Tuesday 14th of April 2009 11:15:00 PM)

- Candy curious?the fortune telling house gives insight into life's twists &
turns.www.thefortunetellinghouse.comsponsored linksspelling dictionarythe expert writing
solution: edit writes open letter to girl Tori lost begging to see her. Unless Candy ...
(more)Brody Jenner says he's not really all that gay (Monday 29th of December 2008 09:03:37 AM)

Apparently, when you star on a reality TV series that has you cruising for male companionship
and you look like you spend more time than RuPaul in front of the mirror before leaving the
house, certain misperceptions can develop among the general public. ...
(more)Whitney Port has something City to say (Saturday 27th of December 2008 09:59:04 AM)

Whitney Port is moving on from The Hills to spread her wings on her own show, The City
(please, hold your tears; your grief can be expressed at WhitneyPort.com), which will chronicle
her adventures as she takes up in New York City. What will she ...
(more)David Letterman really starting to hate those Hills kids (Tuesday 28th of October 2008 10:00:00 PM)

David sportsperson is growing visibly tired with having the "stars" of MTV's The Hills on his
show. Last night Lauren Conrad stopped by and you can tell Dave wasn't in the sunshine
up-the-ass blowing mood. Check out his comments:
On Lauren Conrad's ...
(more)Lauren Conrad might be out of a job (Wednesday 15th of October 2008 05:45:00 PM)

MTV's ratings juggernaut The Hills may end after this season proving that perhaps there is a
God after all. Turns out these jackasses, including the Laurens (above), are holding out for
more money and fail to realize they could be easily replaced with ...
(more)Charlize Theron is one of us (Thursday 25th of September 2008 07:30:00 PM)

While doing press for her new movie Battle in Seattle, Charlize Theron told Josh Horowitz of
MTV.com that she can't figure out why the hell people watch The Hills:
Theron: [Long pause,
laughs.] So I watched a couple episodes. I was doing a world tour ...
(more)Heidi Montag is a 'cheap' whore, says fashion industry (I might've added the whore part) (Friday 29th of August 2008 08:00:00 PM)

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admission is at hand, The Hills is a hot commodity these days. Major fashion
designers send thousands of dollars worth of get-up to Lauren Conrad and ...
(more)Spencer Pratt (Thursday 21st of August 2008 03:45:00 PM)

Spencer Pratt wants everyone to know Jesus and him are "making the connection." Not only
that, but he's taking divine advice from Heidi "I'd Rather Die Than Live Without Chest
Balloons" Montag. You know, the chick who new tried to pretend she's a virgin. ...
(more)Heidi Montag continues quest to make world's shittiest pop music (Monday 18th of August 2008 10:00:00 PM)

Season 4 of the The Hills premieres tonight, and to further emphasize the continued decline
of civilization, Heidi Montag has released a new single "Overdosin'" which sounds exactly like
her ante single "Fashion". I'm pretty sure Heidi Montag is just ...
(more)Audrina Patridge makes $10K just to drink at a bar (Friday 11th of July 2008 08:10:00 PM)

In a giant "Fuck you!" to me from the universe, I've learned that Audrina Patridge of MTV's
The Hills gets paid $10,000 just to show up at clubs and drink. Nobody ever pays me to drink.
Though someone once tried to pay me not to ...
(more)Heidi Montag equates herself with Jesus (Monday 30th of June 2008 08:55:00 PM)

Heidi Montag is a devout ce and wish people knew more about her faith. But you don't hear
much of that because she's too busy posing in show that could only be used as Aryan compliments
cards. But in between displaying her funbags, Heidi has ...
(more)Brody Jenner's new reality show oddly homoerotic (Tuesday 10th of June 2008 08:40:00 PM)

Brody Jenner of MTV's The Hills has landed his own reality show. It's titled, are you ready?
"Bromance." A strange choice inasmuch as the premise of the show is for Brody to whittle down
male contestants to join his entourage. (Sound familiar?) MTV ...
(more)Audrina Patridge flashes her panties (Monday 02nd of June 2008 10:10:00 PM)

Audrina Patridge of The Hills, and more importantly this bikini post, flashed her panties
while getting out of her car over the weekend. I don't like to acknowledge Audrina's existence
or any other "stars" of The Hills and, to prove that, I'm going ...
(more)David Letterman Still Pretending To Give A Fuck About Whatever It Is Paris Hilton Is Yammering On About (Saturday 10th of May 2008 12:05:00 AM)

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Stopping by the heiress-friendly zone of the
Ed Sullivan Theater to plug her latest exciting venture—MTV's So You Want to Be Paris
Hilton's New Top Friend or whatever—the Hottie or the Nottie ...
(more)Heidi Montag flaps her monster yap on Letterman (Thursday 01st of May 2008 10:30:00 PM)

Heidi Montag stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman* last night (video after the jump)
where she expanded on the revived rumors about Lauren Conrad's sex tape. While looking like
Barbie's sister with Extra Chin Power, Heidi went through her usual ...
(more)Heidi & Spencer getting their own show... whoops (Friday 18th of April 2008 07:00:00 PM)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will reasonably have their own show on MTV. I now feel really
bad about posting moving pictures of them. In fact, I'm just compounding that right now with
this post. So stupid! But then I heard Spencer's pitch for the ...
(more)Lauren Conrad continues journey to become most uninteresting person alive (Wednesday 09th of April 2008 08:45:00 PM)

The National Hockey League recruited celebrity bloggers including Kevin Smith and Dierks
Bentley to help draw attention to the sport. Somehow, presumably by accident, they also
enlisted Lauren Conrad of The Hills. Someone should tell the NHL she has ...
(more)Heidi Montag needs look-alikes for fashion show (Thursday 27th of March 2008 04:00:00 PM)

Heidi Montag is launching her new fashion line. It's called Heidiwood (Not even touching
that.) and will debut next month. In the meantime, Heidi needs nine girls that look like her to
help model the clothes. Although, judging by Heidi's chin, dudes ...
(more)Spencer Pratt has an advice column? How the hell... (Wednesday 26th of March 2008 09:00:00 PM)

The brainiacs at Radar Online have decided to give Spencer Pratt his own advice column that
will run every Tuesday. It's indulged "Yo Spencer." If your head didn't just explode in sheer
rage, here's an excerpt from his latest column where Spencer talks ...
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