Christmas Cookie Dough (Thursday 30th of October 2008 12:00:00 AM)
Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas.
And every kriss kringle Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make
cookies on santa Day. And every time, the next morning the ...
(more)The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, ... (Tuesday 30th of September 2008 04:10:02 AM)
The manager of a large clan got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks
to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he
asked the ...
(more)The Evolution of Sega (Thursday 14th of August 2008 10:45:02 PM)
Gamasutra is running an consultation with Simon Jeffrey, Sega of America's CEO, discussing the
gradual change of the company from a plumbing erector to a game publisher. Among other things,
he talks about how the transition was intended to help keep up ...
(more)A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: ... (Wednesday 06th of August 2008 04:10:02 PM)
A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everyone
could only count to 3 but I can count to 5. Look - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Does that mean I am special
mummy?""Yes dear it does."The ...
(more)A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' ... (Saturday 02nd of August 2008 12:10:02 PM)
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting
a short poem.The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name
is Dan, and when I become a man, ...
(more)Next Generation SSDs Delayed Due To Vista (Wednesday 23rd of July 2008 11:15:01 PM)
PoliTech notes in a journal entry that "Vista is the gift that just keeps on giving." "Speaking
during SanDisk's second-quarter earnings parley call, administrator and [CEO] Eli Harari said
that Windows Vista will present a special challenge for solid ...
(more)There was a prostitute on the beach without any arms or legs, and crying. ... (Saturday 07th of June 2008 12:10:02 AM)
There was a pink pants on the beach without any arms or legs, and crying. A man came along and
asked her what the matter was. She tells him that she has not been hugged before, so he picks
her up and hugs her.The next ...
(more)Rabbit Breakout (Sunday 01st of June 2008 01:00:00 AM)
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat
themselves into a stupor and sleep everyplace the night. The next morning, they find an entire
field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw ...
(more)The Magician and the Parrot (Tuesday 20th of May 2008 01:00:00 AM)
There was diabolist on a cruise ship, and he was really good.He was imitating the focal point
of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!''
The charmer
chased the bird away.
The next day the wizard was mime his focal ...
(more)Girl Power! (Monday 14th of April 2008 01:00:00 AM)
A little boy is playing with his new controversy and a little girl asks if she can play. He
tells her, "No. These are for boys."
The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother.
The next day the girl sticks her tongue out ...
(more)A Child's Prayer (Wednesday 09th of April 2008 01:00:00 AM)
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy,
Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was
glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead ...
(more)America's Robot Army (Sunday 16th of March 2008 06:45:03 PM)
Popular wave mechanics explores the increasing level of reliance the US military has when it
comes to robotic assistance. In the last few years, robot drones have reached an all-new level
of sophistication, with several models already deployed in the ...
(more)3G iPhone on the Way? (Saturday 09th of February 2008 10:45:04 PM)
Mooseman93 wrote to point out Forbes is suggesting that if you haven't purchased an iPhone yet,
you may want to wait just a little bit longer. Supposedly the next generation of iPhone will
offer some substantial upgrades, including 3G capabilities. "To ...
(more)6 Major Pre-Production Electric Vehicles Compared (Thursday 22nd of November 2007 11:00:04 AM)
Rbgrn writes with a review of six major pre-production electric vehicles. The review offers an
easy side-by-side comparison of these six cars with projected release dates of either 2008 or
2010. "With all of the hype surrounding hybrid vehicles today, ...
(more)Study Warns of Internet Brownouts By 2010 (Tuesday 20th of November 2007 06:45:01 AM)
Bergkamp10 writes "Consumer and combined use of the the net* could handicap the current
capacity and lead to brown-outs in two years unless backbone providers invest billions of
dollars in new infrastructure, by the numbers to a new study. A flood of ...
(more)A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: ... (Saturday 10th of November 2007 08:00:05 AM)
A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everybody
could only count to 3 but I can count to 5. Look - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Does that mean I am special
mummy?""Yes dear it ...
(more)The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, ... (Monday 29th of October 2007 01:30:10 PM)
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for
several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was
very bored, so he asked the ...
(more)Love at First Sight (Friday 28th of September 2007 01:00:00 AM)
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a dazzling woman eating at the next
table. He had been hindrance her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye ...
(more)Less Than 2 Percent of UK Companies Have Upgraded Windows (Friday 21st of September 2007 08:45:03 PM)
Rob writes "Computer Business Review is reporting that less than 2% of UK-based firms have
already upgraded all their desktops to Windows Vista. Just shy of 5% said that they have begun
a Windows Vista desktop upgrade program. 6.5% said they will upgrade ...
(more)A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' ... (Saturday 08th of September 2007 05:45:03 PM)
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting
a short poem.The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name
is Dan, and when I become a man, ...
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