Two friends, ... (Sunday 30th of November 2008 07:10:02 AM)
Two friends, who had lost contact for many years, were catching up with each other. One asked,
"So, you've got your own company, huh? How lucky!" The other replied, "Just a small one,
nothing to be proud of."Disbelieving, the first queried, "Small? How ...
(more)Spermicide Coke, stale chips research wins Ig Nobels (Friday 03rd of October 2008 01:00:58 AM)
A clinician who figured out that Coke explodes sperm and scientists who discovered that people
will happily eat stale chips if they crunch loudly enough won surrogate
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(more)Government probes chelation-heart disease study (AP) (Friday 26th of September 2008 07:22:46 AM)
The largest surrogate
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in turn tonic study the influence has ever launched has stopped enrolling people while advisors
investigate whether contestants were fully told of the risks ...
(more)Two musicians are walking down the street, ... (Wednesday 24th of September 2008 12:10:02 PM)
Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I
saw you with last night?"The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
...
(more)Colon X-ray seen as effective at spotting cancer (AP) (Thursday 18th of September 2008 08:42:57 AM)
A long-awaited federal study of an X-ray surrogate
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or 'each succeeding the other in turn to the dreaded colonoscopy confirms its effectiveness at
spotting most cancers, albeit it was far from perfect.
...
(more)Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. ... (Monday 01st of September 2008 08:10:02 AM)
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is
having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under
our bed and they weren't mine."His second friend says: ...
(more)One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?" ... (Friday 29th of August 2008 12:10:02 AM)
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"The other one replies: "Relax. We
just passed the tonsils."
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(more)How Nokia and Linux Can Live Together (Sunday 15th of June 2008 04:25:15 AM)
Bruce Perens writes "Ari Jaaski of Nokia is concerned that the Linux developers need to learn
to live with DRM, SIM-locking, and 'IPR'. But they won't. Fortunately, Nokia can do all that it
wants with Linux, while being GPL2 and even GPL3-compatible. ...
(more)Loads of fake Apple shots hit the web: 3G iPhone pre-WWDC edition (Saturday 07th of June 2008 07:17:00 AM)
It's a few days before a big Apple event, and you know what that means: a taunt amount of
really bad fake Apple product shots. Actually, you have to hand it to this first guy, visual
above. It's mildly persuasive and sites are open gate ...
(more)Pioneer introduces Elite BDP-05FD / BDP-51FD Blu-ray players (Wednesday 07th of May 2008 03:00:00 PM)
Filed under: HDTV, Home Entertainment
While most consumer computer chips companies choose to
unveil new commodities at CES, Pioneer prefers to buck the trend and pick a day that it can
keep all to itself. The other trend Pioneer isn't next with these ...
(more)Dragging Their Feet (Friday 25th of January 2008 12:00:00 AM)
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they
walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says,
Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, ...
(more)Switchgrass Makes Better Ethanol Than Corn (Saturday 12th of January 2008 11:45:04 AM)
Statemachine writes to mention that the USDA and farmers took part in a 5-year study of
switchgrass, a grass native to North America. The study found that switchgrass ethanol can
deliver around 540 percent of the energy used to produce it, as opposed ...
(more)Two engineering students meet on campus one day. ... (Tuesday 08th of January 2008 07:10:02 PM)
Two sociology students meet on campus one day. The first inventor calls out to the other, "Hey
nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other
day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this ...
(more)Getting Old (Thursday 06th of December 2007 12:00:00 AM)
There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and
noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do article about it. He
went to the beach ...
(more)States Claim There is No Match for Microsoft (Thursday 29th of November 2007 04:15:06 PM)
Bergkamp10 writes "State antitrust regulators have immaculate companies such as Google and
Mozilla Corp, and unix technologies such as AJAX and SaaS as "piddling players that pose no
threat to Microsoft's monopoly in the overhead system and browser markets". ...
(more)Chickpea Stew, Veggie Cheese & Couscous (Wednesday 21st of November 2007 01:00:00 PM)
If you're looking for corpus new and maybe a little exotic, try this hearty meal with a
meatless Mediterranean twist. Couscous is a great, tasty surrogate
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after the other' or 'each succeeding the other in turn for you rice lovers.
...
(more)Unfaithful Wives (Monday 12th of November 2007 12:00:00 AM)
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is
having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under
our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend ...
(more)Smart Pills (Saturday 10th of November 2007 12:00:00 AM)
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the
boys said, ''What is that?''
''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and
they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, ''These taste ...
(more)Comcast Confirmed as Discriminating Against FileSharing Traffic (Saturday 20th of October 2007 12:00:06 AM)
An anonymous reader writes "Comcast has been singled out as discriminating against filesharing
traffic in quantitative tests conducted by the registered representative Press. MSNBC's
coverage of the discovery is quite even-handed. The site notes that ...
(more)The Weight-Loss Wisdom of Deepak Chopra (Saturday 13th of October 2007 02:00:00 PM)
Doctor... Leader... Author... Lecturer... Icon... Guru... Dr. Deepak Chopra is a man of many
titles, but it's his role as the pioneer of surrogate
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other' or 'each succeeding the other in turn pill that's brought him ...
(more)One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?" ... (Sunday 26th of August 2007 06:45:04 PM)
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"The other one replies: "Relax. We
just passed the tonsils."
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(more)iPhone Freed From AT&T, Twice (Saturday 25th of August 2007 04:00:04 PM)
A very large number of readers sent in stories about one or the other of the two new claims to
have wobbly
antonyms: secure the iPhone for use on other GSM carriers. A New Jersey teenager,
George Hotz, posted the numbers* for unlocking the ...
(more)Three men were taking a trip on a plane. ... (Sunday 19th of August 2007 03:15:04 AM)
Three men were taking a trip on a plane. When they get on the pilot tells the passengers not to
throw anything out of the windows. The plane lifts off and they're on their way. On the plane
the first man finds a pencil and ...
(more)Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking . ... (Sunday 12th of August 2007 09:10:08 AM)
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ... and one blonde says to the
other, "Which do you think is farther away ... Florida or the moon?"The other blonde turns and
says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ...?"
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(more)Hopeless Pupil (Monday 02nd of July 2007 07:15:03 AM)
"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher, "I try to learn, but
everything you say goes in both ears and out the other."
"Goes in both ears and out the
other?" asked the puzzled teacher, "But you only have two ears."
"You ...
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