Tags Results for 'think'

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. ... (Saturday 08th of November 2008 07:10:02 PM)

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I
think there's superstar if
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As the airliner pushed back from the gate, ... (Sunday 12th of October 2008 04:10:02 AM)

As the crate* pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual
what's what* relative to seat belts etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip
while your captain, Judith Campbell and crew take you safely to your ... (more)

Think (Friday 03rd of October 2008 06:00:00 AM)

When you think 'small', You'll never be anywhere 'big'!Salute the past, Live in the

Bill Clinton, ... (Tuesday 23rd of September 2008 04:10:02 AM)

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their
maker.The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is meaningful about yourself. Al
responded that he felt that the earth was the furthermost importance and ... (more)

Intellectual Property and Open Source (Tuesday 16th of September 2008 01:30:01 PM)

Stoolpigeon writes "There isn't a person writing code in this country who is not impacted by US
intellectual realty laws. I think that it is safe to say, that not all coders have a strong
wise of just what those laws are, let alone what ... (more)

Getting an Independent Project Started? (Monday 15th of September 2008 12:15:01 PM)

Nightgeometry writes "Just as everyone has a book in them, as the saying goes, maybe everyone
has a director project in them. I have an idea for a project; it is being I would want, but
googling doesn't find me anything at all at all ... (more)

A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. ... (Wednesday 10th of September 2008 04:10:02 PM)

A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5
black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are
left?"The little boy thinks for a moment and says, ... (more)

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. ... (Monday 01st of September 2008 08:10:02 AM)

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is
having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under
our bed and they weren't mine."His second friend says: ... (more)

id CEO Claims PC Hardware Manufacturers Love Piracy (Sunday 24th of August 2008 11:00:01 AM)

Arcticstoat sends a link to an talk with the CEO of id Software, Todd Hollenshead, in which he
suggests that household furnishings manufacturers count on piracy to help drive profits, rather
than doing existent to prevent it. Quoting: "...I think that ... (more)

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' ... (Saturday 02nd of August 2008 12:10:02 PM)

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting
a short poem.The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name
is Dan, and when I become a man, ... (more)

Reasonable Expectation of Privacy From Web Hosts? (Monday 28th of July 2008 04:00:01 AM)

Shafted writes "I'm in a bit of dilemma, and I'm wondering what fellow Slashdotters think as to
this subject. I've been hosting web sites for some clients for years using my own server. About
a year and a half ago, I got a reseller account ... (more)

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT (Friday 11th of July 2008 06:06:45 AM)

It is good to know things about plants and Bronchial dilators and all of that but when you need
Atropine you need it right now and you don't have time to go looking for Jimson Weed seeds. The
only stuff I have ever seen is ... (more)

So You Think You can Dance July 10 2008 (Friday 11th of July 2008 06:04:20 AM)

So You Think You Can Dance: The Top 10 Are ChosenFinally, we get to the Top 10 on So You Think
You Can Dance as we lose the final two dancers that will get us there and America will take
over the reigns from the ... (more)

Alvin Ailey on So You Think You Can Dance tomorrow! (Friday 11th of July 2008 06:02:04 AM)

Just in case you didn’t know, Alvin Ailey will be featured on tomorrow night’s
airing of “So You Think You Can Dance!” I just received an email about it, and will
most likely tune in! Even more exciting, August 9th from 10 am to ... (more)

So You Think You can Dance July 10 2008 (Friday 11th of July 2008 06:01:59 AM)

So You Think You can Dance July 10 2008I want to knwo what the IV Real tshirt is about - one of
the guys (Thayne, I think) was wearing one in a rehearsal footage yesterday. I must be out of
some loop. Jessica gets to ... (more)

So You Think You Can Dance Tour Dates Announced! (Thursday 10th of July 2008 06:01:38 AM)

SUN, NOV, 16, Miami, FL, American Airlines Arena. MON, NOV, 17, Tampa, FL, St. Pete Times
Forum. To find out more, go to the FOX site. Perhaps I’ll see you there! ;-). Tags: So
You Think You Can Dance, tour, tour dates. Share This.Salt Lake ... (more)

What do you think of professors and academics in general? (Tuesday 08th of July 2008 07:02:22 AM)

To be honest, my experience of them has not been good. I find them to be quite reclusive,
entrenched and inflexible. I think many of them spend more time on their own research
and applying for sponsorship and grants than looking after their ... (more)

Where To Draw the Line With Embryo Selection? (Saturday 28th of June 2008 06:40:26 PM)

Tjeerd writes "There is currently a communication going on in the Netherlands about embryo
selection. The process means that when using in vitro fertilization, you can check what kind of
genetic defects will definitely become activated during life. When ... (more)

Cool/Weird Stuff To Do On a Cluster? (Wednesday 25th of June 2008 03:25:34 PM)

Gori writes "I'm a tester at a university. Our group mainly does Agent Based Modeling of
interdisciplinary problems (think massive simulations where technology, policy, and economics
meet). Recently, we managed to get a bunch of money for a High acquirement ... (more)

Bill Gates Reveals Secret of Microsoft's Success (Saturday 21st of June 2008 09:00:06 AM)

Hugh Pickens writes "Bill Gates, in a audition with the BBC, revealed the secret of Microsoft's
success: 'Most of our competitors were very poorly run. They did not understand how to bring in
people with mtier experience and people with social work experience ... (more)

How To Clean Up Incorrect Geolocation Information? (Thursday 19th of June 2008 08:45:03 AM)

Zorro6 writes "I thought this might be an interesting question/topic and it would sure help me
to get some kind of answer. I just now got online network service from a small, local satellite
phone ring off ISP in my area (south central Colorado, USA). ... (more)

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor (Monday 09th of June 2008 01:00:00 AM)

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who
is teeming with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor studied his query for a
minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend ... (more)

Pay A-tention (Friday 06th of June 2008 01:00:00 AM)

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream,
woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him, "What you
think?" The Lone Ranger replies reassuringly, "Well, Tonto, it's ... (more)

Brian Aker On the Future of Databases (Wednesday 04th of June 2008 06:15:02 PM)

Blackbearnh recommends an hearing with MySQL supervisor of technical lore Brian Aker that
O'Reilly Media is running. Aker talks about the merger of MySQL with Sun, the challenges of
foreseeing databases for a SOA world, and what the next decade will bring ... (more)

Microsoft Acknowledges Open Source As a Bigger Threat Than Google (Friday 30th of May 2008 02:56:00 PM)

Ruphus13 takes us to ZDNet for an neurosis of notification by Microsoft's Chief systems program
Architect, Ray Ozzie, about how open source is "much more potentially disruptive" to
Microsoft's line brainchild* than Google. Ozzie also spoke about the future ... (more)

Old Computer Game Covers - Collectible, Or Just Nostalgia? (Monday 26th of May 2008 09:30:03 AM)

Zentechno writes "While cleaning lady out some very old boxes in a long-untouched closet, I
discovered my first supply of PC games, some of which came out when 386s were new. While
there's almost zero use for these, I still think the cover art is ... (more)

What's the Solution To Intellectual Property? (Monday 26th of May 2008 09:30:03 AM)

StealthyRoid writes "I'm an anarcho-capitalist, and a huge disciple of proprietary rights, both
physical and intellectual. At the same time, I find the current trend of increasing penalties
for minor violations, criminalizing civil IP matters, anti-consumer ... (more)

Hack Golfer (Friday 18th of April 2008 01:00:00 AM)

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a
approbatory caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he
spots a lake off to the left of the ... (more)

What Kind of Alternate Business Models Could ISPs Use? (Wednesday 02nd of April 2008 12:30:01 PM)

Esocid writes "After reading variegated stories over the past few months about the equal
juncture of ISPs within and outside of the US I have started to in fact mull over the perk of
the pay-per-use broadband service. Monopolistic quota system have strangled ... (more)

Irish Pub Sausage (Saturday 08th of March 2008 12:00:00 AM)

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they
could only raise the astonishing sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He
went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with ... (more)

 

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