Tags Results for 'wtf'

David O. Russell Fondled His Transgender Niece’s Breasts, Claims It Was Consensual - (Friday 06th of January 2012 02:26:27 PM)

Seen here doing a remarkable job pretending Mark Wahlberg‘s lack of prosthetic breasts
doesn’t bring him unspeakable sadness, The Fighter kingpin* David O. Russell is evidently
under fact finding for fondling his 19-year-old transgender niece’s  [...]

David O. Russell Fondled His Transgender Niece’s Breasts, Claims It Was Consensual - (Friday 06th of January 2012 02:26:27 PM)

Seen here doing a remarkable job pretending Mark Wahlberg‘s lack of prosthetic breasts
doesn’t bring him unspeakable sadness, The Fighter chief David O. Russell is evidently
under survey for fondling his 19-year-old transgender niece’s  [...]

David O. Russell Fondled His Transgender Niece’s Breasts, Claims It Was Consensual - (Friday 06th of January 2012 02:26:27 PM)

Seen here doing a remarkable job pretending Mark Wahlberg‘s lack of prosthetic breasts
doesn’t bring him unspeakable sadness, The Fighter big brother David O. Russell is
evidently under inquest for fondling his 19-year-old transgender niece’s  [...]

Anne Hathaway is Dangerous, Also Cheap - (Tuesday 07th of June 2011 05:17:01 PM)

“Pay for contacts when I found these thoroughly good glasses out back? Surely, you
jest.” While filming her role as Catwoman for The Dark Knight Rises, Anne Hathaway almost
took a stuntman’s eye out during a fight sequence and figured  [...]

Reese Witherspoon Burns Blake Lively - (Monday 06th of June 2011 05:15:15 AM)

“My words gonna make your kids not grow no more, bitches.” While receiving her
Generation Award at last night’s MTV Movie Awards, Reese Witherspoon decided to unload on
Hollywood by fundamentally calling out Blake Lively, who presented  [...]

Lindsay Lohan’s Ankle Monitor Went Off - (Thursday 02nd of June 2011 06:20:47 PM)

“Must.. jam.. butter knife.. in.. green.. wire..” So, recollect last year when
Lindsay Lohan had to wear a SCRAM device and it went off every five minutes because she’s
a fucking idiot? You’ll never believe how things are going  [...]

Justin Bieber’s a Foot Fetishist - (Wednesday 01st of June 2011 02:41:42 PM)

Wait. Shouldn’t she be washing His feet? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s
relationship, or “Jelena” as it’s now known in the bubble gum circuit,
already has a superfan who’s os of your choicewww.cifnet.comcopyrights:cite  [...]

Gary Shirley is Too Fat For Handcuffs - (Wednesday 25th of May 2011 12:00:28 PM)

“Girl, I’mma make love to you until a baby comes out.. did we finish those chili
fries?” Seen here drunkenly celebrating Amber Portwood’s 21st birthday, Gary
Shirley was arrested yore for driving with a suspended license after  [...]

It’s Safe Now, America. Jessica Alba’s Here. - (Wednesday 25th of May 2011 06:30:46 PM)

Hollywood actress Jessica Alba graced the halls of Capitol Hill yesteryear afternoon, bringing
with her a fierce will to rid kids of chemicals or something, and momentary lapses in decorum
to remind everyone she’s with child* which, clearly, they  [...]

Ronnie Kicked The Situation’s Ass - (Tuesday 24th of May 2011 07:30:08 PM)

Because steroids turn grown men into slap-happy, sensitive synonym convocation v1.1main
entry:emotional part of speech:adjective affective housewives, Ronnie ostensively made The
Situation’s face look like this on the set of Jersey Shore  [...]

Katy Perry: ‘Look at These, You’re Fired’ - (Friday 20th of May 2011 03:57:28 PM)

The Smoking Gun has obtained Katy Perry’s 45-page-long tour rider loaded with demands
for glass door refrigerators, “perspex modern style” coffee tables and truly NO
FUCKING CARNATIONS. Also be be conspicuous are frighteningly special  [...]

Maria Shriver Used to Joke That The Maid’s Baby Looked Like Arnold - (Thursday 19th of May 2011 02:19:34 PM)

“Mom!” “I know, I know. I’m an idiot…” In a telling
anecdote of just how well Maria Shriver conditioned herself to ignore obvious signs of Arnold
Schwarzenegger groping literally gross with a vagina – Herself  [...]

Jennifer Lopez Will Squash That Pesky Webslinger Once and For All - (Monday 16th of May 2011 02:44:37 PM)

“In every photo like this, there is ALWAYS a black dude in the background, saying it
all with his eyes.” – McFeely Smackup Here’s Jennifer Lopez feigning at the
KIIS FM’s Wango Tango 2011 and giving Spider-Man one very  [...]

So Tom Sizemore Might’ve Killed His Girlfriend - (Thursday 12th of May 2011 06:15:24 PM)

What? This guy? Get outta here. Tom Sizemore’s 25-year-old soul mate (No red flags
there.) went missing on March 31 after living with the actor for six months. apodictic to TMZ,
police will neither confirm nor deny whether Tom is a person of  [...]

Homeless People Just Love Lindsay™ - (Tuesday 10th of May 2011 07:47:25 PM)

So, evidently Dina Lohan wrote a press release, and RadarOnline ran it entirely as is which
is entirely how I’m going to interpret this: “Staffers didn’t know what to
expect, but Lindsay showed up and was thoroughly engaged during  [...]

An X-Men Knocked Up January Jones - (Tuesday 10th of May 2011 02:47:40 PM)

Seen here leaving the house without a scarlet “A” on her chest yesteryear
– BLASPHEMER! – the Who Ejaculated Into January Jones‘ Ovulating Uterus
Without Protection? Mystery just took another step toward Not Jason Sudeikis,  [...]

Michael Lohan Wants to Box John Bobbit - (Monday 25th of April 2011 07:10:22 PM)

“And I’m gonna kick him right in the va- cutoff penis.” Last week, I
would’ve bet money that Dog the Bounty Hunter bailing out Nicolas Cage would be the most
random thing to happen this month. Except clearly, I forgot to factor  [...]

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