Anyone who feels the need to inform me of crapping habits and or methods can go right ahead and fill out this survey

The Bathroom Habits Survey

Are you curious about what strange habits other people have when going to the bathroom? Fill out our survey and find out. Your answers are completely anonymous. After you complate the survey, you will see our survey results.

Gender Male Female Age under age 18 age 18-65 over age 65 Are you a folder or a crumpler? Folder (you carefully and neatly fold the toilet paper) Crumpler (you just grab a big wad of toilet paper and mash it against your rear end) Are you an inspector? (An inspector checks the toilet paper after each wipe to examine the fecal content on the sheet to see if further wiping is required). Yes No Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this). Stander Sitter Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper) Yes No Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper? Whenever Possible Sometimes Never Do you read in the bathroom? Whenever Possible (when there is reading material around) Sometimes Never Do you sit upright or bend forward? Sit Upright Bend Forward Other Not Sure Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing? Always Sometimes Never How far down do you pull your pants/underwear? Down to your ankles Just down to the edge of the toilet seat If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone? Always Sometimes Never To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside? Between Your Legs Around The Backside Not Sure Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front? Front To Back Back to Front Not Sure Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone? Totally Clean Mostly Gone Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there? Yes No At home, do you usually poop with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around? Always Sometimes Never Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass? Always Sometimes Never Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom? Always (when available) Sometimes Never Do you usually pee? Standing up Sitting Down Have you ever urinated in the shower? Yes No Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)? Yes No Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)? Yes No At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around? Always Sometimes Never How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back? Around Front Around Back Don't Care Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom? Always Sometimes Never Do you urinate every time you defecate? Yes No Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom? Yes No Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)? Yes No Sometimes Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead? Yes No Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom? Always Sometimes Never