10/17/2007
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i'd rather be a witch.
As I have said in the title, I'd rather be a witch.
Me and my brother (yes, I managed to persuade him to keep me company.) were watching this kiddie movie. Not just any kiddie movie, mind you. It's a Barbie movie. The one where she played Rapunzel. At first we were both like, "Dude, this is a horrid idea." but then as he fell asleep along the way, I actually enjoyed the fairytale... but not in the sense that I'm reliving childhood memories of princess-dreams... I knew something I've always known. I didn't want to be like Barbie... nor like the princess she played. I wanted to be the witch. And I would be better than her. I would be smarter. But then again I won't torment any other person just to satisfy the rage I felt. I'd rather live alone. Come to think of it, a witch has more freedom than a princess. She shall not remain confined within the castle walls... she would have her fair share of adventure. She will not be bound by some code of honor. She won't be stupid enough to wake up each day, lying 'round the rotten hell of a bedroom... bossing her maids around... as she waits for her knight in shining armor a.k.a. prince charming atop his spotless white horse until her eyes grow tired and white. No, I shall not be a stupid princess. I'd be a witch. Who knows if I could meet my warlock in some apothecary as I buy specimens for a potion. But I am not really yearning to be with someone who possess as much power as I do... puhleeze, I'd rather be the one being feared! *laughs* I guess as a witch, I would want any ordinary lad, who would be brave enough to withstand my power, to be enslaved with misery... and to get me out of this emo-ness. Yes, someone who could do something as simple as preventing me from wearing black would be perfectly fine. I could be a witch. But I won't be an evil witch. I just know that I deserve more than what a princess gets. Heck, a princess can't even do magic! And I want magic... I need a little magic in my life and no, I won't resort to trying to be a fairy godmother. I'd be a good witch. A witch who helps other people with her powers. A witch who gets more than a lot of dresses and shoes. A witch who is not as stupid as the witch in the movie, making a spell and being imprisoned by it. (what a moron!) I'd be smarter than her. I'd rather do something good for Rapunzel and get rewarded by that deed... and have my way with the kingdom.. then I could boss her around in some subtle way. I won't even be the witch in Hansel and Gretel... hell no! I don't want to be as stupid as she is... and if I were to die, I'd rather be shot dead than to be baked in an oven! I shall be a witch. But I'd be the best witch there is. Even better than Hermione Granger. I'd be a witch who has done many more great things than Lord Voldemort... (he's a warlock, I know.. but I want to surpass his record!) ... and I guess I am getting a wee bit carried away. Once again... if given a choice? I'd rather be a witch.  |
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