Hello again Im really just bored now I have nothin really to talk about but I have this unbeilevable caugh that wont go away. Well yea

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama twice the man you are.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Hope you injoyed!!!

*Drea

This kid called me a slut again! HOW MEAN!  Oh no Im so mad AAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOW! I get to see my cuzs who are coming in today or tommorw IM so HAPPY! WERE lisening to Christmas music! Yea you can tell Im really bored. But oh well Im still happy and confused but unftunily Im not aloud to tell you why! Some one comment please I fell like know one reads this anymore proubly because prety much my life is boring now! See Ya!

Heres a song for you today I love this!

Kryptonite
© 3 Doors Down

I took a walk around the world to
ease my troubled mind
I left my body laying somewhere
in the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark
side of the moon
I feel there's nothing I can do, yeah

I watched the world float to the
dark side of the moon
After all I knew it had to be something
to do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my friend at the end

If I go crazy then will you still
call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
there holdin' my hand
I'll keep you by my side with
my superhuman might
Kryptonite

[You called me strong, you called me weak ]
but still your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times I
never let you down
You stumbled in and bumped your head, if
not for me then you'd be dead
I picked you up and put you back
on solid ground

If I go crazy then will you still
call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
there holdin' my hand
I'll keep you by my side with
my superhuman might
Kryptonite

If I go crazy then will you still
call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
there holdin' my hand
I'll keep you by my side with
my superhuman might
Kryptonite

Yeah!

If I go crazy then will you still
call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
there holdin' my hand
I'll keep you by my side with
my superhuman might
Kryptonite

(Ooohhh oohhh oohhh x3)

 Yea my day is good so far it sucks! I dont have alot of time to write in here anymore Its Like I have so many projects due in one week and its so anoying! AHAHAHAHAHAH! IM so sick of this. Im happlily in love! But my time is so limited I dont have much of a life anymore! I haden't been on my my space for like 3 weeks! Im so busy with this stuff I mean everything! Im so aynoed because the rest of my time I spend sleeping! Yeah Sleeping!

BYE! Andrea

Sorry I haven't been here for a while I wrote somthing:

Lift up my heart cause it is singing away it never sang.before my love came.Im geting more Ideas When I found himMy religion risied Im more religous then I ever was and still people think Im the same. person as I once was I tell you I changed! I changed so much my brain hurts because I cant figure out the new person I am all I know is that my life changed forever when I layed my eyes on him. I know I am a diffrent person but I dont know much about myself I do know that Im in love. In love with my destiny.

Well did you like it? I was writing it in my class today. I was really bored but that GUY I wrote about meens alot to me. Yea a real lot and you know who you are so when you read it you'll know. As you can see alot of things happened to me since the last time I wrote in here. Yes ALOT!! Im very very happy though because IM IN LOVE! I hope to here some more coments coming when you read this entrie! I hope to here from you guys. I missed geting the coments since I hadn't writin in here I'll see ya later and fill you in on my life more!

*ANDREA*

Homecoming was good and fun I danced alot and other stoff. It was a blast!!!! Well I dumped rene today it wasen't so good. The reason why is because he is athist and is not into god Im very religous so i want a guy who is like that. Plus his sister thinks Im a slut! It might of souned like a bad ideal but to me it was a good idea and hard choice. I cryed all last night I was up and couldn't stop thinking about it. So I think I thought long and hard about it! So I made a good and far choice! This kid named robby gave me his screen name hes cool he does magic! It is so cool I new him in middle school HE was the kid I hanged out with at the dances were only two grades were going. Today everyone is squashing the sohmores! Why us? Isen't it sopost to be the freshman? Man today = SCREWED UP! Im so bored Im in the lib again. Rene is here to oh no!!!! Im in trouble! I better watch what im saying. I have this huge project I better start working on see ya later! *Andrea*

Well I joined this form because Rene wanted me to but it's not that fun no one's talking to me but rene so it's boring!!! Oh well homecoming is tommorw yea! Theres this girl thats a freshman thats going her names Juila its sick because shes wearing a dress and she doesn't shave at all YUCK!!! Sick im going to try and avoid her. I hope it works and I wont have to deal with the image.

Today I got in a fight with Renes sister she called me a Slut how dare her! I think she's the slut! She shouldn't be calling me one. Rene said hes going to beat her up when he sees her! I have to go see ya later!

*Andrea*

"Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life." - Adele Brookman.

Well Sorry I Haven't written in a while I've been very busy with things and I haden't had time. Now since last week tuesday I've been dating Rene. He is now in the lib with me and looking at my Blog I see he is posting a coment! I am LOVED!!! HAHA Feel free to read it if you want. I wonder what he is saying. Umm.... I went to a halloween prty yesterday it was pretty gay we had this thing were we had to put a blind fold on and we went into this room and touched stof that felt werid. And they said theres the HAND!! and I said when I felt it It Turns Me On! And everyone was laughing no one thought the thing was scary cause everyone was to busy laughing there heads off because I said it turns me on! HAHAHA! Well That was so funny! Today was pretty normal because not much happened. Well Talk to you later!

*ANDREA*

Whats Up?

Well Im doing ok. Im going to go to a party this weekend. Because it's for my church. Yea Im dating Rene now and Im going to homecoming with him. Its All cool though.

I like To say I spelled my friend Rene's name wrong through the whole Diary And I like to say SORRY RENE!!!!!!

Hello again,

Im in the libery again im never home when I write in here! IM always at school! This sucks i hate school I wish that I can go online more when Im at home. I still didn't figure who that girl was that Imed me I really want to know!!! Well I see ya later Im going to try and figure out how to change this again (background) See YA!!!

*Andrea*

Well,

Todays boring and very diffrent someone imed me saying they new me from school and saying they were tiffany in 9th grade. I dont know a tiffany in 9th grade! It was so werid. Im so bored right now I just keep writing! Anyone Out There!!!! Im so bored. Well I have really nothing to say but: I WANT TO TAKE A LONG WALK ON THE BEACH WITH USHER!!!! Im so fucking bored you can tell hahaha!!! Well yea im lisen to that song yeah yeah from usher. Take that round it back ushers got the power to make your butty go WACK! Well see yea later!

*Andrea

now im back because I had nothing to do I want a new template but I cant find one I like Oh Well!!! see ya!!!!

Hello Everyone!

Virgina called my name in social studies class but I pretended not to hear her. her like I've been doing for the last couple of days. IS ANYONE OUT THERE!!!! I haven't heard form the people that read this for a while and Im getting lonley. Its like no one cares!! Did you even realize I wrote a new entrie? Well anyways Im going to write well today I was really bored because I thought it would be fun the werid thing is the only fun class I had today was gym. It was funny we were playing soccer. Everything was wet because it just rained. And this was the first mod of the day. Well we were playing and someone say Patrick Murffy coming down the bleachers and as he was walking down the stairs he triped and fell down them everyone was laughing it was so funny!!! And he was leaving before us and his class was walking up the steps and a guy I can remmber which one from my class says "Everyone look Pats going up the steps." And everyone was watching thinking he was going to fall. It was so funny.Well I really want to here from u guys because Im so like need to talk to someone Im just so bored! Well Im going to look around on a diffrent site see ya all later!!

*Andrea

Hello Everyone!

Hows it been going for you guys? Im sorry I haven't writen in a while since Im telling you whats up with me I wanna know whats up with you? Well my week and weekend were so fucking fun. Well my weekend was the coolist. Well I went to this dance Saturday night and had so much fun I danced with two girls now the whole school thinks Im like a lesbion HAHAHAHA!! I was only having fun doesn't mean Im actracted to them. Well I hope you dont think Im werid now. Because I told you that but it is so funny!! I just thought I had to tell you guys. Well todays interresting Im like in school in the libery writeing this. But todays interesting because everyone is saying I got my mess on at the dance with two girls! Well know one in my school knows how to party. And Im very mad that makes this school so shitty they think there partying when there standing around talking and watching people dance. and they make fun of the people that dance. Then why do they go to dances? Its just so screwed up because thats what there for. Well it's nice to actually go on this web site I LOVE BEING ON HERE! HA yea Im bored. When I get the time I'll read more of your blog puff cat and jazz. But now I really dont have time maybe i do I'll try. See you later people and nice to write in here again bye! Lots of Love!

*Andrea*

Well my weekend was so boring! I went to this freakin bow festbal with my freakin family. Um I was so bored I started talkin to random people and I meet this real hot guy whos on the football team for chickchennie and he said he works out at my schools gym! So maybe I'll see his again that would be awsome! Well today I didn't do much and tomorw I have school again. Well at least I had two days off of school. Whitch is freakin

werid and diffrent latley. Im just so diffrent to It's just scaring me. Well I keep studying and stoff and I never studyed before. I haning around drunk ass's during school all day. Not saying there drunk in school But they sure get drunk out of school!! They always  talk about geting drunk. Well my ex Ethan Scott asked me to go to homecoming with him and I dont want to and hes like would you think about it? And by that time I felt bad so I said I'll think about it. But he's yuck!! I dont think i need to go back out with him. Well got to go when I have time I'll write back see ya!

*Andrea*  

Well today was diff. and schools been totally strange latley everone has been so diffrent and I changed so much that im scaring myself! But everyone says it's a good thing. But its freakin me out. Well Im still hanin out with my friends i said I wont. Virgina seemed to change alot to. This years going to be diffrent mmmmmm. Well The day today was okay its good it's friday David didn't help me with are Bology project so I did it all my self it got me mad!!! Yea this year Im meeting new people and It's going to be cool at homecoming. Because alot of people I know are here. I meet alot of cool freshman and ones really hot but first time I saw him I didnt know he was a Freshmean I thought he was a jr. Hes So HOTTT!!!! Oh well Im doing good he doesn't even know who I am. I dont know how to talk to him. I dont yet who Im going with yet to homecoming it's next month so I have a while. Well Im going to go now Bye!

*Andrea

Well Hi!

School sucks and Im in the same class with tina in gym and lunch with kellie and virgina im in social studies so i have to hang with them. Its anoying virgina talks to much in class I cant lisen well at least im back in school. I dumped Randy. 

well got to go see ya

Well,

Im not going to go to Maryland tear* But My moms going to come home YA! And were still going to go shoping at the malls we have here

YAAAAAAA!! I love this face! Well Im not going to be able to write in here for along time Im busy this weekend and Monday Im busy two. Tuesday I have my first day back to school and Im prouble not going to have time to write in here. But when I can I'll write and tell you what happen with the friends i dont like thing. Then you will know what happen. Well IM going to go play a game somewere so I'll see you and hope I can write in here soon! Bye

*Andrea*

Well,

It's cool I might be going away Friday as soon as my dad gets home from work Im going to Maryland to visit my mom. My mom said theres 2 malls and ones huge. Yea, Im going shopping.

Todays good still though, I have to pack. I dont like packing.

well I have nothing to really talk about now. Im wondering is there anyway to music on this? MMM that would be cool! HAHAHA

Well Bye,

Andrea

Lisening To:Avril LAvign: "FORGOTEN"

Hey,

Do you like My new Template? I think It reflects me better. Because people always break my heart so this is perfect!

Yesterday was good I spend more then hafe my day making dollz. I talked to Randy on the phone I miss him so much. Yea, I cant wait to school starts.

*What ya gonna do when ya take the last step/what ya gonna do when ya breathe ya last breath/ Out ya chest and you find out that there's life after death*-KJ-52

Do you think that was good check KJ-52 out!

That guy inspires me. I totally wonder what un believers are going to do when they dont believe and there's no time left.

IS ANYBODY OUT THERE!!!!! I WANT MORE FANS!!!!

Well, I have nothing to talk about really. Today's just another dull day.

*Andrea*

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

Eric Hoffer
(1902 - 1983)

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde
Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900)

AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HATE ME I FORGIVE YOU!

Well You know that song from Avril Lavenge thats Called "FORGOTEN" Well I like the song and everything but It really relates to me because know one ever thinks of me (exept Randy and my family) They like are so mean to me. They dont care about me eather because if I suddenly disapeared or died everyone would be happy. Well  they should like me someday because Im going to be a famous  writer (Lyrics/poems/books I didn't deside yet.) But I'll be famous and there be sorry. They only like famous people and It's just not right. They dont care about me but you know you should care about everyone. They make fun of me right in my face when Im standing right there. Its just not right they will learn some day then they will be sorry. They also make fun of me cause I'm in learning suport. They think Im very stupied but look at me Im a real good writer. They think if they dont say my name slowly then I wont understand THERE MAKING THERE SELFS LOOK LIKE IDIOTS! Im not stupied. I can understand. It's that Im a slow learner. That's why Im in learning suport. Im really smart I just dont study and this year that's all going to change. And plus most of them dont study eather. Well I see you later bye. *Andrea*